The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 5

[The Original Bamfer]

Sawyer is playing out his Bamfbleed fantasies in this recast... but I'm Quinto, so I can't complain!

Also, this recast is very convenient since I've been wanting to do an Asylum recast. Anne Frank, here I come!

 

[Sawyer]

Sawyer is playing out his Bamfbleed fantasies in this recast... but I'm Quinto, so I can't complain!

Sure sure... "fantasies".

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

American Horror Story: Murder House​

Ben Harmon - JJJ's Ulcer
Vivian Harmon - Anita18
Violet Harmon - LibidoLoca
Tate Langdon - Nell2ThaIzzay
Constance Langdon - I SEE SPIDEY
Larry Harvey - Franklin Richards
Moira O'Hara - flickchick85
Hayden McClaine - charl huntress
Nora Montgomery - Kelly
Dr. Charles Montgomery - C. Lee
Adelaide Langdon - Squeekness
Marcy - CosmicPinchy
Luke - Parker Wayne
Chad Warwick - The Original Bamfer
Patrick - knowsbleed
Billie Dean Howard - CC
Travis Wanderley - jaymes_e06
Ginger Twins - DS and Clippy
The Infantata - Aesop Rocks
The Dead Nurses - JP and Majik1387
The Home Invaders - Prison Mike, psylockolossus and Rachel Dawes
The Dead Breakfast Club - The Relationship Thread
Elizabeth Short/The Black Dahlia - Harls

Yeeeeaaah, son! Top billing!!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Wolf of Wallstreet



Jordan Belfort-Kane52630

Donnie Azoff-JJJ's Ulcer

Naomi Lapaglia-charl huntress

Mark Hanna-Sawyer

Patrick Denham-C.Lee

Max Belfort-Schlosser85

Brad Bodnick-Parker Wayne

Manny Riskin- Human Torch

Jean-Jacques Saurel-Anubis

Aunt Emma-Mrskent

Teresa Petrillo-Kelly

Captain Ted Beecham-Marvolo

Chantalle Bodnick-Annefan

Nicky "Rugrat" Koskoff- LEVITIKUZ

Chester Ming-zryson

Robbie "Pinhead" Feinberg-MrMaooz

Alden "Sea Otter" Kupferberg-KS

Steve Madden- Hunter Rider

Hildy Azoff-ComicChick

Dwayne-Boom

Yeeaah, son! Coked-out Jonah Hill!!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Sure sure... "fantasies".

Knowsbleed never, uh, measured up to my expectations.

 

[Guts]

Yeeeeaaah, son! Top billing!!

You're also the guy that does't notice any of the weird crap going on until it's too late. Even though it should have been obvious to you.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

You're also the guy that does't notice any of the weird crap going on until it's too late. Even though it should have been obvious to you.

Yeeeeaaaah, son! Never watched that show!!!

 

[Sawyer]

Mad Max​

Max Rockatansky - Darthphere
Jessie Rockatansky - LibidoLoca
Sprog Rockatansky - Aesop Rocks
Toecutter - The Original Bamfer
Jim "Goose" - Marvolo
Johnny the Boy - MrMaooz
"Fifi" Macaffee - Hunter Rider
Bubba Zanetti - Anubis
The Nightrider - JJJ's Ulcer

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Mad Max​

Max Rockatansky - Darthphere
Jessie Rockatansky - LibidoLoca
Sprog Rockatansky - Aesop Rocks
Toecutter - The Original Bamfer
Jim "Goose" - Marvolo
Johnny the Boy - MrMaooz
"Fifi" Macaffee - Hunter Rider
Bubba Zanetti - Anubis
The Nightrider - JJJ's Ulcer

Now, I can get behind that.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Me?

 

[jaymes_e06]

Yeeeeaaah, son! Top billing!!

You're also the guy that does't notice any of the weird crap going on until it's too late. Even though it should have been obvious to you.

In wisper: He's calling you an idiot.

 

[Guts]

Well Sawyer was the one that did the casting.

 

[Sawyer]

Me?

You.

 

[jaymes_e06]

Well Sawyer was the one that did the casting.

That is the he I am referring.

 

[Sawyer]

JJJ being Ben Harmon doesn't make him an idiot. It does, however, make him a cry-sturbater.

 

[Guts]

Ben Harmon's cry-sturbating was probably what distracted him from noticing all the ghosts that were in his house.

 

[jaymes_e06]

JJJ being Ben Harmon doesn't make him an idiot. It does, however, make him a cry-sturbater.

But the paradox is that cry-sterbaters are idiots.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

you don't know what you've got, 'til it's...

Nick Dunne - The Original Bamfer
Amy Elliot-Dunne - Godzilla2000
Detective Rhonda Boney - twylight
Detective Jim Gilpin - SuperFerret
Tanner Bolt - Parker Wayne
Andie Hardy - cupcake_jimmies
Ellen Abbot - I SEE SPIDEY
Desi Collins - SymbioticToxin
Noelle Hawthrone - Harls
Margo Dunne - ComicChick
Rand Elliot - C. Lee
Marybeth Elliot - Kelly​

 

[The Original Bamfer]

you don't know what you've got, 'til it's...

Nick Dunne - The Original Bamfer
Amy Elliot-Dunne - Godzilla2000
Detective Rhonda Boney - twylight
Detective Jim Gilpin - SuperFerret
Tanner Bolt - Parker Wayne
Andie Hardy - cupcake_jimmies
Ellen Abbot - I SEE SPIDEY
Desi Collins - SymbioticToxin
Noelle Hawthrone - Harls
Margo Dunne - ComicChick
Rand Elliot - C. Lee
Marybeth Elliot - Kelly​

I'm familiar with the book and like this casting... except for my wife. Though that particular recast does make sense. Pretty well done. It's no Guardians, but, what really is?!

 

[Fallen Angel]

All husbands hate their wives eventually dude.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BLADE RUNNER

Spoiler

Rick Deckard
Hunter Rider

Roy Batty
El Payaso

Gaff
C. Lee

Leon Kowalski
Cory

Pris Stratton
LibidoLoca

Rachael
Sensi

J.F. Sebastian
Kane52630

Dr. Eldon Tyrell
regwec

Zhora Salome
flickchick85​

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Full….. Metal……. Jacket

Private 'Joker'……. Sawyer
Private 'Cowboy' ……. Parker Wayne
Animal Mother …….. The Original Bamfer
Private 'Gomer Pyle' ……… DarkSentinel
Gunnery. Sgt. Hartman…… C.Lee
Eightball ………. Kane52630
Doc Jay ………….. Marvolo
Rafterman ………. SuperFerret
Lt. Touchdown ………. Anubis
Lt. Lockhart ……. Erzangel
Handjob….. Aesop Rocks
Crazy Earl ……… MrEarle
Payback ……. Darthphere
Female VC guerrilla fighter ….. CosmicPinchy
Doorgunner …….. Cory

 

[Sensi]

BLADE RUNNER

Spoiler

Rick Deckard
Hunter Rider

Roy Batty
El Payaso

Gaff
C. Lee

Leon Kowalski
Cory

Pris Stratton
LibidoLoca

Rachael
Sensi

J.F. Sebastian
Kane52630

Dr. Eldon Tyrell
regwec

Zhora Salome
flickchick85​

Oh wow, I'm thrilled. Thank you

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Sure!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Full….. Metal……. Jacket

Private 'Joker'……. Sawyer
Private 'Cowboy' ……. Parker Wayne
Animal Mother …….. The Original Bamfer
Private 'Gomer Pyle' ……… DarkSentinel
Gunnery. Sgt. Hartman…… C.Lee
Eightball ………. Kane52630
Doc Jay ………….. Marvolo
Rafterman ………. SuperFerret
Lt. Touchdown ………. Anubis
Lt. Lockhart ……. Erzangel
Handjob….. Aesop Rocks
Crazy Earl ……… MrEarle
Payback ……. Darthphere
Female VC guerrilla fighter ….. CosmicPinchy
Doorgunner …….. Cory

You talk the talk, do you walk the walk? This is one of my favorite films, so, naturally this is one of my favorite recasts. I'll skip the foreplay.