The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 5

[Aesop Rocks]

I'd bite JJJ's **** off but I only like cheese on my burgers

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Well, I can honestly say I didn't expect that answer.

 

[Sawyer]

I'd bite JJJ's **** off but I only like cheese on my burgers

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Sawyer had to step away from his computer for that one. Go outside and think for a lil bit.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'd bite JJJ's **** off but I only like cheese on my burgers

…………………….


I so hope I death-match you.


Anyway, that crap you spouted a few weeks ago has annoyed me for a while, considering you're the biggest purveyor of spam on here. I got it off my chest, pointed out your hypocrisy…. I... kinda decimated you actually, so there's no reason to keep it going. You can have the last word. It's okay. You have nothing left in the chamber.

I'm going to try and think of a new recast now. Hey, I might even have a part for you.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Waka Flaka Flame - Aesop Rocks

 

[KevanG]

…………………….


I so hope I death-match you.


Anyway, that crap you spouted a few weeks ago has annoyed me for a while, considering you're the biggest purveyor of spam on here. I got it off my chest, pointed out your hypocrisy…. I... kinda decimated you actually, so there's no reason to keep it going. You can have the last word. It's okay. You have nothing left in the chamber.

I'm going to try and think of a new recast now. Hey, I might even have a part for you.

Why not a Dr. Strangelove recast?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dr Strangelove

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake ……… Duke
President Merkin Muffley ………. Sawyer
Dr. Strangelove ………. braincrusher
Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson……….. Human Torch
Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper ……… Spider-Aziz
Col. 'Bat' Guano…….. Aesop Rocks
Maj. 'King' Kong …….. E-Man
Russian Ambassador Alexi de Sadesky…… Samuel Jackson
Lt. Lothar Zogg…. Parker Wayne
Miss Scott…… ComicChick
Lt. Dietrich……. Fallen Angel

 

[Sawyer]

This Vine

The Guy - DS​

That's it, I'm recasting vines now. If you have an issue, please direct your complaints to Aesop Rocks' inbox.

 

[Guts]

A.J. - any hypester that derails a thread even though they were being normal earlier.

Girl - other hypesters.

[YT]DKI4t5MFG1E[/YT]

 

[Sawyer]

Sara Goldfarb - Sawyer
Harry Goldfarb - Parker Wayne
Marion Silver - Aesop Rocks
Tyrone C. Love - E-Man
Tappy Tibbons - The Original Bamfer
Little John - Samuel Jackson
Other Old Ladies Sara Hangs Out With - Misc. TV Threads
Mr. Rabinowitz - Hunter Rider​

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Ass to ass!!!



(Someone was going to say it )

 

[Human Torch]

Dr Strangelove

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake ……… Duke
President Merkin Muffley ………. Sawyer
Dr. Strangelove ………. braincrusher
Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson……….. Human Torch
Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper ……… Spider-Aziz
Col. 'Bat' Guano…….. Aesop Rocks
Maj. 'King' Kong …….. E-Man
Russian Ambassador Alexi de Sadesky…… Samuel Jackson
Lt. Lothar Zogg…. Parker Wayne
Miss Scott…… ComicChick
Lt. Dietrich……. Fallen Angel

 

[The Original Bamfer]

sara goldfarb - sawyer
harry goldfarb - parker wayne
marion silver - aesop rocks
tyrone c. Love - e-man
tappy tibbons - the original bamfer
little john - samuel jackson
other old ladies sara hangs out with - misc. Tv threads
mr. Rabinowitz - hunter rider​

Juicy!!!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

*Rubs his arm*

I never thought in a hundred years that I would ever be recast as a Jared Leto character.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You'd be my first choice for Mark David Chapman, Pee Way.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

*Rubs his arm*

I never thought in a hundred years that I would ever be recast as a Jared Leto character.

I'm smelling a 'Dallas Buyers Club' recast.

 

[jaymes_e06]

Ass to ass!!!



(Someone was going to say it )

...and it was supposed to be me!

 

[Kane52630]

Parks and Recreation​

http://parksandrecreation.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
With help by The Original Bamfer​

Leslie Knope- ComicChick

Ben Wyatt- SuperFerret

Tom Haverford- E-Man

Ann Perkins- AndThePickles

Ron Swanson- Hound55

April Ludgate- cupcake_jimmies

Andy Dwyer- Aesop Rocks

Chris Traeger- WillardNation

Donna Meagle- JP

Garry Jerry Larry Gergich- SymbioticToxin

Mark Brendanawicz- Charlie Boy

Duke Silver- [BLACKOUT]REDACTED[/BLACKOUT]

Craig Middlebrooks- JustABill

Dave Sanderson- Vartha

Jean-Ralphio Saperstein- Asteroid-Man

Mona-Lisa Saperstein- Shlee

Dr. Saperstein- Sawyer

Marlene Griggs-Knope- Dew k. Mosi

Wendy Haverford- katie_girl

Ron Dunn- Bruce Banner

Evelyn- J'adore

Shauna Malwae-Tweep- CosmicPinchy

Tammy 1- Daisy

Tammy 2- redmarvel

Justin Anderson- Specter313

Madison- Sensi

Dr. Harris- Octoberist

Natalie Ludgate- Alexia Dark

Milly Gergich- Honey Vibe

Lucy- Harls

Ingrid de Forest- DBella

Orin- sabetoonth

Champion- DOGLIPS

Ethel Beavers- squeekness

Herman Lerpiss- lixdexia

Ben & Derek- Schlosser85 and spideyboy_1111

Diane Lewis- Logan's Lady

Detlef Schrempf- Iceman

Gayle Gergich- Watson

Joe Fantringham- CConn

Councilman Douglass Howser- Hunter Rider

Councilman Dexhart- Erzengel

Councilman Fielding Milton- C. Lee

Councilman Jeremy Jamm- The Original Bamfer

Carl Lorthner- Prison Mike

Brett Hull- Colossal Spoons

Harris Wittels- Paroxysm

The *****e- chaseter

Crazy Ira- PWN3R

Joan Callamezzo- Holly Goodhead

Perd Hapley- Manic

Jessica Wicks- Star

Barney Varmn- Dave McFly

Bobby Newport- BizarroAids

Marcia Langman- Kelly

Marshall Langman- SentinelMind

Li'l Sebastian- poopdeckpenispa

Dennis Feinstein- Anubis

Jennifer Barkley- Anita18

Freddy Spaghetti- Marx

Paul Iaresco- Scarlet spidey

Dennis Lerpiss- -Arya-

Evelyn Roushland- I SEE SPIDEY

Keef Slertner- DarkSentinel

DJ Roomba- jaymes_e06

 

[Sawyer]

I'm Henry Winkler?!?

 

[Sawyer]

Oh my Gawd... JP as Donna, Aesop as Andy, Bamfer as Jamm, JustABill as Craig, E-Man as Tom... this **** is brilliant.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[ComicChick]

bamfer and kane in the skype call right now as Ditko and Stan Lee

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I need to highlight that this PHENOMENAL recast (apart from Jamm ) was HELPED BY THE ORIGINAL BAMFER!!!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Keef Slertner...yes