The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 5

[Fallen Angel]

N'SYNC! you've got to be kidding me?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Famous Singers

Asteroid-Man- Bhim Niroula
The Original Bamfer- Michael McDonald
Sabetoonth- Leo Sayer
JP- Michael Jackson
Parker Wayne- Sammy Davis, Jr.
Kevin D. Comicboy- Barry White
Shlee- Celine Dion
SymbioticToxin- Mark Morrison....nah, just kidding. Rick Astley
Manic- Nat King Cole
ComicChick- Mariah Carey
Katie_Girl09- Billie Holiday
BizarroAids- Jon B.
The Geek Vault- Robin Thicke
JJJ's Ulcer- Dennis DeYoung
Squeekness- Joni Mitchell
Bruce Banner- John Denver
Kane52630- R. Kelly
DarkSentinel- Michael Bolton
MrMaooz- IceJJFish
Fallen Angel- Joey Fatone
Krypton Inc- Tim Wilson
Logan's Lady/Karebear
SuperFerret- Bob Dylan
Aesop Rocks- Snow
Harls- Leona Lewis
Sensi- Karen Carpenter
Specter313- Daley
JustABill- Billy Joel
Anubis- Wesley Willis
Knowsbleed- Prince
RockSP- Montell Jordan
Colossal Spoons- Lionel Richie
AndthePickles- Diana Ross
Chamber-Music- Craig David
BlackVulcan- Peabo Bryson
LibidoLoca- Lady Gaga

Too many of these are way too perfect. And I am one soulful white man!

 

[JP]

Famous Singers

Asteroid-Man- Bhim Niroula
The Original Bamfer- Michael McDonald
Sabetoonth- Leo Sayer
JP- Michael Jackson
Parker Wayne- Sammy Davis, Jr.
Kevin D. Comicboy- Barry White
Shlee- Celine Dion
SymbioticToxin- Mark Morrison....nah, just kidding. Rick Astley
Manic- Nat King Cole
ComicChick- Mariah Carey
Katie_Girl09- Billie Holiday
BizarroAids- Jon B.
The Geek Vault- Robin Thicke
JJJ's Ulcer- Dennis DeYoung
Squeekness- Joni Mitchell
Bruce Banner- John Denver
Kane52630- R. Kelly
DarkSentinel- Michael Bolton
MrMaooz- IceJJFish
Fallen Angel- Joey Fatone
Krypton Inc- Tim Wilson
Logan's Lady/Karebear
SuperFerret- Bob Dylan
Aesop Rocks- Snow
Harls- Leona Lewis
Sensi- Karen Carpenter
Specter313- Daley
JustABill- Billy Joel
Anubis- Wesley Willis
Knowsbleed- Prince
RockSP- Montell Jordan
Colossal Spoons- Lionel Richie
AndthePickles- Diana Ross
Chamber-Music- Craig David
BlackVulcan- Peabo Bryson
LibidoLoca- Lady Gaga

Erm...

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Come on, JP is totally Whitney Houston. Probably. Or whatever he wants to be.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Moonwalk for us.



…….


Now.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Well, wait, can JP be Michael Jackson on Watching Me by Rockwell?

 

[Sawyer]

Fixing...

Famous Singers

Asteroid-Man- Bhim Niroula
The Original Bamfer- Michael McDonald
Sabetoonth- Leo Sayer
JP- Michael Jackson
Parker Wayne- Sammy Davis, Jr.
Kevin D. Comicboy- Barry White
Shlee- Celine Dion
SymbioticToxin- Mark Morrison....nah, just kidding. Rick Astley
Manic- Nat King Cole
ComicChick- Mariah Carey
Katie_Girl09- Billie Holiday
BizarroAids- Jon B.
The Geek Vault- Robin Thicke
JJJ's Ulcer- Dennis DeYoung
Squeekness- Joni Mitchell
Bruce Banner- John Denver
Kane52630- R. Kelly
DarkSentinel- Michael Bolton
MrMaooz- IceJJFish
Fallen Angel- Joey Fatone
Krypton Inc- Tim Wilson
Logan's Lady/Karebear
SuperFerret- Bob Dylan
Aesop Rocks- Snow
Harls- Leona Lewis
Sensi- Karen Carpenter
Specter313- Daley
JustABill- Billy Joel
Anubis- Wesley Willis
Knowsbleed- Prince
RockSP- Montell Jordan
Colossal Spoons- Lionel Richie
AndthePickles- Diana Ross
Chamber-Music- Craig David
BlackVulcan- Peabo Bryson
LibidoLoca- Lady Gaga
Sawyer- Sia

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEER, FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

now we need a LOST recast with Sawyer ironically being Juliette

 

[E-Man]

For the record I just want to say that none of you maniacs are worth Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke, Smokey Robinson, and Slim from 112. None of you! *puts in nomination for Player Hater of the Year*

 

[ComicChick]

Mariah Carey? thanks but i'd never give Nick Cannon the time of day. ever.

 

[jaymes_e06]

^Or Eminem I'm assuming?

Fixing...


IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEER, FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.

Turn around when your performing damn it... no one wants to see that face!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

^Or Eminem I'm assuming?

Turn around when your performing damn it... no one wants to see that face!

STEERPOO!!!

 

[ComicChick]

^Or Eminem I'm assuming?

definitely not. i'm kinda surprised he didn't stereotype me and give me a country artist

 

[Specter313]

Who the flippin hell is Daley?

 

[Sensi]

Sensi- Karen Carpenter

Thank you. She has a beautiful voice. My life and hers are so different though. I feel sad for her and what she went through.

 

[Reek]

who the flippin hell says flippin hell

 

[Sawyer]

who the flippin hell says flippin hell

Are you really the person who should be judging the speaking habits of others?

 

[Reek]

Are you really the person who should be judging the speaking habits of others?

more than likely...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

more than likely...

You're apparently not the person to be judging the likelihood of anything, either.

 

[Reek]

But I vape on a daily basis, why the hate?

 

[jaymes_e06]

STEERPOO!!!

TOB you know I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch.

 

[E-Man]

definitely not. i'm kinda surprised he didn't stereotype me and give me a country artist

Why would I make you a country artist when I know what type of people music you're into?

Who the flippin hell is Daley?

Dude can really sing though.

 

[ComicChick]

Why would I make you a country artist when I know what type of people music you're into?

haha. tbh, i hardly listen to r&b or rap these days. it's mostly redundant and stupid. i listen to country daily, and i'm kinda into folk/acoustic stuff right now, with a side of the 60's. my music tastes are weird

 

[The Original Bamfer]

TOB you know I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch.

Learn it.

haha. tbh, i hardly listen to r&b or rap these days. it's mostly redundant and stupid. i listen to country daily, and i'm kinda into folk/acoustic stuff right now, with a side of the 60's. my music tastes are weird

Shut up, you just want to be Underwood. And while I imagine you two share the same vapid, lifeless presence while performing, she's actually bearable to listen to. So, no.

 

[ComicChick]

Shut up, you just want to be Underwood. And while I imagine you two share the same vapid, lifeless presence while performing, she's actually bearable to listen to. So, no.

i'm way to cynical and nowhere near optimistic enough to be underwood. i'd be a poor man's miranda lambert at best, probably more like wynonna :/