The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[SymbioticToxin]

If it was Emma Stone's Gwen, CC or Anita would have been the choice, but this Gwen would have to be someone bland and annoying. So a banned female hypester

SM3 Gwen Stacy- LibidoLoca

 

[Ultron-5]

the amazing spider-man 2

starring

sawyer as spider-man

libidoloca as gwen stacy

darksentinel as harry osborn

harryoscop as electro

ultron-5 as rhino​

I am ze Rhino! I impale ze spider-man, thus ending zis crappy series!

 

[Lily Adler]

SM3 Gwen Stacy- LibidoLoca

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Oh Gwen, why smack poor Bernard in the face?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

SPIDER-MAN 3

Spider-Man - Spider-Aziz
Mary Jane - Spider-Aziz
Gwen Stacy - Spider-Aziz
Her Dad - Spider-Aziz
JJJ - Spider-Aziz
Eddie Brock - Spider-Aziz
Hoffman - Spider-Aziz
Robbie - Spider-Aziz
Sandman - Spider-Aziz
The symbiote - Spider-Aziz
Harry Osborn - Spider-Aziz
Bernard - Spider-Aziz
The Matri'D - Spider-Aziz
Betty Brant - Spider-Aziz

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's Nutty Professor 2 again.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I don't care if "it's been done before." Bite me.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dennis: Sawyer
Dee: Feenix
Charlie: Spider-Aziz
Mac: Pink Ranger
Frank: JJJ's Ulcer
The Waitress: ComicChick
The Nightman: The Original Bamfer

 

[Sawyer]

Accurate.

 

[DarkSentinel]

The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Starring

Sawyer as SPIDER-MAN

LibidoLoca as GWEN STACY

DarkSentinel as HARRY OSBORN

harryoscop as ELECTRO

Ultron-5 as RHINO​

We'll miss you, Miles.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I like who I was cast as.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

We'll miss you, Miles.

I know, right? Why couldn't it have been you?

 

[DarkSentinel]

I know, right? Why couldn't it have been you?

Why couldn't it have been YOU?

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'mma go ahead and recast C. Lee as Mark Henry....

 

[Spider-Aziz]

FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

Sauron - Kane52630
Sauruman - C. Lee
Gandalf - Tacit Ronin
Aragorn - The Original Bamfer
Arwen - LibidoLoca
Bilbo Baggins - DarkSentinel
Frodo Baggins - Fallen Angel
Samwise - Tacit- Ronin-
Meri - DarkSovereignty
Pippin - OriginalMiles
Boromir - Shemtov
Gimli - E-Man
Legolas - Asteroid-Man
Elrond - Schlosser85
Gollum - Kevin Smith
Galadriel - ComicChick
​

 

[DarkSentinel]

E-Man as Gimli.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The cast of LotR is a bag of bleach white actors, we need ethnic and racial diversity.

 

[DarkSentinel]

"What'd I tell ya dog? Dat boy cain't hol' his Hennessy man sheeiii...."

*plunk*

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

Sauron - Kane52630
Sauruman - C. Lee
Gandalf - Tacit Ronin
Aragorn - The Original Bamfer
Arwen - LibidoLoca
Bilbo Baggins - DarkSentinel
Frodo Baggins - Fallen Angel
Samwise - Tacit- Ronin-
Meri - DarkSovereignty
Pippin - OriginalMiles
Boromir - Shemtov
Gimli - E-Man
Legolas - Asteroid-Man
Elrond - Schlosser85
Gollum - Kevin Smith
Galadriel - ComicChick
​

I am disappoint, Aziz. I am very.... very disappoint.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Because you're not listed as Farmer Maggot?

 

[Ultron-5]

Because you're not listed as Farmer Maggot?

I wouldn't be talking, BILBO. You smoke too much weed, you're obsessed with some ring and all you do is sit around eating while you wait for your wizard "friend" to come drag your poor nephew along on some journey to destroy your ring on foot instead of just taking the eagles.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Old Toby is the finest weed in the Southfarthing

 

[Sawyer]

You should be so lucky to be Bryce Dallas Howard.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Look who's talkin'.

 

[Ultron-5]

Old Toby is the finest weed in the Southfarthing

Who'd listen to you?

 

[DarkSentinel]

You are a gnat.

That said, what happens in Rivendell stays in Rivendell.