The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[JP]

They make those?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Anchorman​

Ron Burgundy- DJ_KiddVicious
Veronica Corninggstone- Comic Chick
Brian Fantana- Teelie
Brick Tamland- DarknessOfDeath
Champ Kind- KevanG
Ed Harken- Sawyer
Garth Holliday- Spider-Aziz
Wes Mantooth- Matt
Helen- Squeekness
Tino- Sawyer
Eager Cameraman- DarkSentinel
Motorcyclist- JJJ's Ulcer
Bill Lawson - Narrator (voice)- C. Lee​

Got bored, did this, first one so be gentle

 

[Sawyer]

I'm Brick Tamland or I'm no one.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I'm Brick Tamland or I'm no one.

I picked Ed because I can see your children ending up like this:

[YT]3zo1n83Eosw[/YT]

 

[Fallen Angel]

Where am I Deej?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I couldn't think of a part that fit you

 

[jaymes_e06]

What about me?

 

[MrMaooz]

Alien Franchise

Ellen Ripley-I SEE SPIDEY

 

[Asteroid-Man]

What about me?

[YT]Qm1osmEK3f8[/YT]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm1osmEK3f8

I mean that with love :heart:

 

[Lily Adler]

Alien Franchise

Ellen Ripley-I SEE SPIDEY

Alien Queen - Sawyer

Added for truth.

 

[Sawyer]

Yas Queen.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Kimmy Schmidt - Anita18
Dong Nguyen - Spider-Aziz​

Interesting.
I do like East Asian people.

Anchorman​

Garth Holliday- Spider-Aziz​

Interesting.
And a good choice.

Buildin' off the whole "Whitey" thing eh?

Nah, trying to make the cast more diverse.
See E-Man as your brother in arm.

 

[JP]

Interesting.
I do like Eat Asian people.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Err..... you shouldn't do that, Aziz.

 

[E-Man]

Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up"
[YT]kO6BtpIzIiM[/YT]

Lead Singer- LibidoLoca
Black guy- JP
Guy with Kenny G. haircut- Specter313
George Michael impersonator of the group- Hunter Rider
Security guard girl- ComicChick
Blackish girl in the elevator- I SEE SPIDEY
Girl filming everything- FlickChick85
Fine ass girl in the limo- Pink Ranger
Girl with the lead singer- Asteroid-Man
Girl with George Michael looking guy that is clearly not feeling him- Squeekness
Person yelling "I KNOW YOU NOT GON' TASTE THIS" thoughout the chorus- JustABill
Choreographer of this video- C. Lee
Director of the video- Terry78

 

[Pink Ranger]

I do like East Asian people.

Reminds me of a very controversial iteration of Cookie Monster that appeared in the 1970s. Jim Henson was on some weird-ass **** back then.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dammit, Aziz! Who gave you permission to edit that gem? You should own your hilarious faux-pas like the rest of us!

 

[Pink Ranger]

Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up"
[YT]kO6BtpIzIiM[/YT]

Fine ass girl in the limo- Pink Ranger

The greatest role I've ever been cast for in the history of this thread. E-Man knows what's up; I'm a ***** that don't come cheap (yeah, you read that right).

 

[JP]

Me as a black guy?

 

[Sawyer]

The greatest role I've ever been cast for in the history of this thread. E-Man knows what's up; I'm a ***** that don't come cheap (yeah, you read that right).

Like I need yet another reminder.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'm Brick Tamland or I'm no one.

You. Love. Lamp.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Dammit, Aziz! Who gave you permission to edit that gem? You should own your hilarious faux-pas like the rest of us!

So your previous post was telling me not to edit. Gotcha.

Sorry for the edit.

 

[JP]

It was a glorious typo.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Aziz confessing to cannibalizing Asian people had me laughing like an idiot in the shower for 10 minutes this morning.

 

[Sawyer]

I've been making (not so subtle) hints about being a cannibal for MONTHS, and Aziz is the one who gets the laughs around here?

No, you know what, **** ALL OF YOU!!!!