The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I have a special request for Piper (and Piper only).

Could you recast Spider-Man 3, special jigglin' neck emo cry edition?

 

[Piper Maru]

I have a special request for Piper (and Piper only).

Could you recast Spider-Man 3, special jigglin' neck emo cry edition?

Now there's an idea for my next recast! I will look into it.

P.S

Spoiler

Are you okay with Spider-Aziz as Regan, or should I recast the recast? The film is still in Pre-production!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

ComicChick...Chris MacNeil
Parker Wayne...Father Merrin
TheOriginalBamfer....Lt. William Kinderman
squeekness...Sharon
DarkSentinel...Burke Dennings
JJJ's Ulcer...Father Karras
Spider-Aziz...Regan
DarkSovereignty...Father Dyer
Sawyer...Pazuzu (The Demon)

Uhm. Random.

 

[Piper Maru]

Should I retire from recasting Hollywood? Maybe I should move onto T.V shows. I'm so disenfranchised right now.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Now there's an idea for my next recast! I will look into it.

P.S

Spoiler

Are you okay with Spider-Aziz as Regan, or should I recast the recast? The film is still in Pre-production!

No, it was perfection! PERFECTION!!!!!!!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

And please don't cast me as JJJ. Everyone does that.

 

[Piper Maru]

And please don't cast me as JJJ. Everyone does that.

No, it's too cliche. I'll save you for a very special role!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I hate my handle. I thought I was coming to the Hype to make a joke post in 2006 and now I'm stuck with it.

Oh well, could be worse. At least I'm not the soon-to-be Mrs Sawyer.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh well, could be worse. At least I'm not the soon-to-be Mrs Sawyer.

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

 

[Piper Maru]

Will Mrs Sawyer be tossing a bouquet? Maybe we need to start recasting wedding themed movies.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

Pff, I don't want to be your bride. I have my own. Piper is Mrs Ulcer.

 

[Sawyer]

Pff, I don't want to be your bride.

 

[Piper Maru]

This is all so sudden! I don't have a fainting or blushing gif so this should work.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Now if you want to be the second Mrs Ulcer (after Piper of course) I suppose I can allow that. We can kinda get a 'Big Love' thing going here.

Nooooooow, there's a recast idea……

 

[jaymes_e06]

Spongebob- Sawyer
Patrick- jaymes_e06
Squidward- TOB
Sandy- Comic Chick
Mr. Crabs- C. Lee
Gary-Kane
Plankton- JJJ's Ulcer

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

That's... actually a pretty damn good recast.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Second time I've been cast as Squidward. Y'all just want me to kill myself in order to make one of the most legendary creepypastas ever. Well! It's not going to happen!

Because it already did.

 

[Kane52630]

Since Aesop isn't doing it....

The Nightmare Before Christmas​

Jack Skellington- SuperFerret

Sally- Harls

Doctor Finklestein- Darthphere

Mayor of Halloween Town- JJJ's Ulcer

Oogie Boogie- The Original Bamfer

Santa Claus- JP

Lock, Shock, and Barrel- MrMaooz, charl_huntress, and OriginalMiles

Zero- sabetoonth

Behemoth- enterthemadness

Giant Snake- Sawyer

Igor-Aesop Rocks

Clown with the Tearaway Face- Anubis

Wolf Man- E-Man

Hanging Tree- Batboards

Ghoul Family- SHSkype

Witches- LibidoLoca and ComicChick

Vampires- Erzengel, Mee, knowsbleed

Undersea Gal- Godzilla2000

The One Hiding Under The Stairs- ETM

Melting Man- Piper Maru

Shadows- Kane52630

 

[OriginalMiles]

 

[The Original Bamfer]

What about the Clown with the Tearaway Face, the Wolf Man, the Hanging Tree and the skeletons, the ghoul family, the witches and the three vampires?!

Yes, I am Oogie Boogie. I'm so damn charming and energetic! Cuddly, too!

 

[Kane52630]

done and done.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Now that's brilliant!

 

[Piper Maru]

Terrific casting Kane52630!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

What about the Clown with the Tearaway Face, the Wolf Man, the Hanging Tree and the skeletons, the ghoul family, the witches and the three vampires?!

Yes, I am Oogie Boogie. I'm so damn charming and energetic! Cuddly, too!

 

[jaymes_e06]

What about the Clown with the Tearaway Face, the Wolf Man, the Hanging Tree and the skeletons, the ghoul family, the witches and the three vampires?!

Yes, I am Oogie Boogie. I'm so damn charming and energetic! Cuddly, too!

This is true I can vouche for it.