The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[jaymes_e06]

I have no idea about the content of Hamlet because I don't care to know like most of America. So I am unsure if it is good or bad casting.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Just watch the Vimeo video of The Simpsons version of Hamlet. http://vimeo.com/55386366

 

[Piper Maru]

Come on, you're not supposed to be interested in literature or art. Instead, you're supposed to be interested in sports and cars and Michael Bay, don't you know anything?!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Bravo. I wasn't aware Sawyer was so well read and educated.

You see, Hypesters? We need to cast more Shakespearian plays, and less MTV's Teenage Mom.... (wait, has that ever been cast? That gives me an idea)...

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I actually think 'The Tempest' would be perfect for a Hype recast.

 

[jaymes_e06]

Just watch the Vimeo video of The Simpsons version of Hamlet. http://vimeo.com/55386366

Oops I hit a nerve. And now there's homework... what fun...

 

[Lily Adler]

Have we done a recast of The Hills? I have an idea of who gets to play Heidi and Spencer.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Am I Heidi?

 

[ComicChick]

i can proudly say i've never watched the hills, laguna, jersey shore, teen mom, etc

it's embarrassing enough that i know their names

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Oops I hit a nerve. And now there's homework... what fun...

You don't know what hitting a nerve is, don't you?

 

[Lily Adler]

Am I Heidi?

You wish. Audrina maybe. Ya know the girl with the ONE and ONLY expression. Okay maybe Whitney. Sawyer of course is Lauren though. CC is Kristen with E-Man as Brodie.

 

[Human Torch]

HAMLET

Hamlet - Sawyer
The Ghost - All My Threads That Have Been Deleted
Claudius - C. Lee
Gertrude - ComicChick
Polonius - DarkSentinel
Ophelia - Aesop Rocks
Horatio - JJJ's Ulcer
Laertes - Mrs. Sawyer
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern - Piper Maru and Fallen Angel
Fortinbras - Kane52630​

Finally a story I know,and I'm not cast in it.

I demand to be Marcellus.

 

[jaymes_e06]

You don't know what hitting a nerve is, don't you?

I'm familiar with English... perhaps you should try learning it.

 

[jaymes_e06]

You wish. Audrina maybe. Ya know the girl with the ONE and ONLY expression. Okay maybe Whitney. Sawyer of course is Lauren though. CC is Kristen with E-Man as Brodie.

No no no Sawyer is not Lauren WTF are you smoking? I would give that to CC maybe just switch what you put and make him Kristen.

 

[E-Man]

You wish. Audrina maybe. Ya know the girl with the ONE and ONLY expression. Okay maybe Whitney. Sawyer of course is Lauren though. CC is Kristen with E-Man as Brodie.

Why do I feel that I am being besmirched with this Brodie fellow?

 

[Sawyer]

Classic awful jaymes is being classic and awful, I see.

 

[KevanG]

Have we done a recast of The Hills? I have an idea of who gets to play Heidi and Spencer.

I first thought you meant the Hills have Eyes movie.

 

[Lily Adler]

No no no Sawyer is not Lauren WTF are you smoking? I would give that to CC maybe just switch what you put and make him Kristen.

On second thought, CC is either Stephanie or Whitney. They seemed to be the more saner "people" in a world of celebutards.

 

[Sawyer]

But I still get to be Lauren, right?

 

[jaymes_e06]

Classic awful jaymes is being classic and awful, I see.

I know... I am classic thanks.

On second thought, CC is either Stephanie or Whitney. They seemed to be the more saner "people" in a world of celebutards.

No robotic and sanity are two different things. I stand by my words. CC would be LC.

 

[Kane52630]

HAMLET

Hamlet - Sawyer
The Ghost - All My Threads That Have Been Deleted
Claudius - C. Lee
Gertrude - ComicChick
Polonius - DarkSentinel
Ophelia - Aesop Rocks
Horatio - JJJ's Ulcer
Laertes - Mrs. Sawyer
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern - Piper Maru and Fallen Angel
Fortinbras - Kane52630​

 

[SuperFerret]

I have no idea about the content of Hamlet because I don't care to know like most of America. So I am unsure if it is good or bad casting.

HAMLETThe goddamn Lion King

HamletSimba - Sawyer
The GhostMufasa - All My Threads That Have Been Deleted
ClaudiusScar - C. Lee
GertrudeSarabi - ComicChick
PoloniusZazu - DarkSentinel
OpheliaNala - Aesop Rocks
HoratioRafiki (kind of) - JJJ's Ulcer
LaertesShenzi, Banzai, and Ed - Mrs. Sawyer
Rosencrantz and GuildensternTimon and Pumbaa - Piper Maru and Fallen Angel
FortinbrasHakuna Matata - Kane52630​

Is this better, jaymes?

 

[SymbioticToxin]

5 points to Ferret.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

What the hell's a Rafiki?

 

[Schlosser85]

A rare South African vegetarian dish.

Also slang for an unmentionable kinky African sex act, I.e. "I gave her the rafiki"