The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 6

[Sawyer]

That was the best night of DarkSentinel's girlfriend's life.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Whatever that slack-jawed white kid is staring at, it's not nearly as interesting as the fact he's MISSING his freakin' elbow!!!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

That was the best night of DarkSentinel's girlfriend's life.

Yes, she got to show off her muscles and cool new tattoos!

 

[Primal Slayer]

Someone please recast something.

Ok

The girl who touches his arm-Not Sawyer, but me.

The old guy- JP

 

[Pink Ranger]

Someone please recast something.

The McLaughlin Group


John McLaughlin: Asteroid Man
Eleanor Clift: Anita18
Mort Zuckerman: hippiehunter
Tom Rogan: JJJ's Ulcer
Pat Buchanan: Pink Ranger[size=-2]*




*I don't hate anyone on the Hype enough to cast them as Pat, so I will take the hit[/size]

 

[Sawyer]

..... I don't know if I should be offended or not.

 

[JP]

A quick

The Golden Girls

recast...

Dorothy - Pink Ranger
Blanche - LibidoLoca
Rose - Sawyer
Sophia - JP
Stan - JJJ's Ulcer
Miles - Primal Slayer

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The McLaughlin Group


John McLaughlin: Asteroid Man
Eleanor Clift: Anita18
Mort Zuckerman: hippiehunter
Tom Rogan: JJJ's Ulcer
Pat Buchanan: Pink Ranger[size=-2]*




*I don't hate anyone on the Hype enough to cast them as Pat, so I will take the hit[/size]

Wasn't Sawyer in this cast a minute ago? Did he get squeezed out for his drunken on-set antics? He makes LiLo look like Tom Hanks.

 

[Primal Slayer]

A quick

The Golden Girls

recast...

Dorothy - Pink Ranger
Blanche - LibidoLoca
Rose - Sawyer
Sophia - JP
Stan - JJJ's Ulcer
Miles - Primal Slayer

 

[Sawyer]

Spice Girls

Spoiler

Cinnamon Girl - I SEE SPIDEY
Saffron Woman - flickchick85
Nutmeg Gal - ComicChick
Lemon Pepper Lady - LibidoLoca
Miss Paprika - Anita18

 

[DarkSentinel]

That was the best night of DarkSentinel's girlfriend's life.

 

[JP]

SuperFerret is a much better Sophia, but **** SuperFerret.

 

[JP]

You know noothin'.

 

[Pink Ranger]

A quick

The Golden Girls

recast...

Dorothy - Pink Ranger
Blanche - LibidoLoca
Rose - Sawyer
Sophie - JP
Stan - JJJ's Ulcer
Miles - Primal Slayer

I get to be the leader.

I used to be married to JJJ's Ulcer.

 

[JP]

I get to be the leader.

I used to be married to JJJ's Ulcer.

We've all made mistakes.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I get to be the leader.

I used to be married to JJJ's Ulcer.

So you were the Edith to my Archie Bunker....

 

[Primal Slayer]

You know noothin'.

 

[flickchick85]

Cinderella

Ella's Mother - flickchick85

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Oh my. In the last several pages, I've been Idina Menzel, Tina Fey and now Hayley Atwell. I'm beginning to adore this thread.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Wasn't Sawyer in this cast a minute ago? Did he get squeezed out for his drunken on-set antics? He makes LiLo look like Tom Hanks.

Yeah, I was casting Sawyer originally, but I realized HH would never forgive me if he wasn't cast in the McLaughlin Group. That, and Sawyer's refusal to wear pants in political panels.

 

[Sawyer]

So you were the Edith to my Archie Bunker....

Except with more overt racism.

 

[JP]

So you were the Edith to my Archie Bunker....

Oh God, do yourself a favor and watch The Golden Girls.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Except with more overt racism.

Hey, cut me some slack, I'm a product of my generation.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

My marriage to Pink Ranger:

Me= James Cagney
Pink Ranger= Wife

 

[DarkSentinel]

Fringe Recast

Walter Bishop- JJJ's Ulcer
Peter Bishop- Erzengel
Olivia Dunham- CC
Broyles- E-Man
Charlie Francis- Pink Ranger
Nina Sharp- Squeek
Walternate- C. Lee
Fauxlivia- Sawyer
Astrid- Anita18
The Cow- Clippy

 

[Pink Ranger]

My marriage to Pink Ranger:

Me= James Cagney
Pink Ranger= Wife

Mmm ... grapefruit ...