The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[Pink Ranger]

Why is CC playing me?

My elaborate recasting algorithm[size=-1]*[/size] is never wrong.




[size=-5]*The random number and sort function on Excel.[/size]

 

[DarkSentinel]

So...it's like Kane's Deathmatch Wheel.

 

[Pink Ranger]

So...it's like Kane's Deathmatch Wheel.

Mines is enhanced with the addition of a dose of Sorbo.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The most epic-length recast ever:

Spoiler

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[/size] THE MOVIE

Sawyer: Spider-Aziz
JP: Aesop Rocks
DarkSentinel: ComicChick
jaymes_e06: Wheels
Duke: Anita18
Spider-Aziz: spideboy_1111
Parker Wayne: C. Lee
JJJ's Ulcer: Duke
Snow Queen: DarthSkywalker
Pink Ranger: Roose Bolton
Libido Loca: Marx
Fallen Angel: Human Torch
KRYPTON Inc.: Reek
Kane52630: KRYPTON Inc.
tacit_ronin: Erzengel
KevanG: Victarion
Reek: jaymes_e06
ComicChick: Sawyer
Anita18: Immortalfire
Hunter Rider: Marvolo
C. Lee: Kane52630
Aesop Rocks: Hunter Rider
Human Torch: DarkSovereignty
Erzengel: DJ_KIDD
Marvolo: Fallen Angel
Wheels: Warhammer
DarkSovereignty: BatmanVSuperman
DarthSkywalker: KevanG
Warhammer: tacit_ronin
Roose Bolton: MrMaooz
Victarion: Libido Loca
MrMaooz: JP
DJ_KIDD: Snow Queen
Iceman: legendary actor Kevin Sorbo
BatmanVSuperman: DarkSentinel
Immortalfire: chamber-music
spideboy_1111: Parker Wayne
Marx: JJJ's Ulcer
chamber-music: Iceman

So in this movie spideyboy_1111 loves Spider-Man 3 the game and movie, is looking forward to the Fantastic Four movie more than Ant-Man and Avengers, loves Street Fighter the movie.

I have a crazy crush on Henry Cavill, use weird random gifs and videos to describe spideyboy_1111, am excited for The Force Awakens, love the LEGO movie, won the TV award almost every year, Parker Wayne became my Mrs. for a while.

 

[Pink Ranger]

So in this movie spideyboy_1111 loves Spider-Man 3 the game and movie, is looking forward to the Fantastic Four movie more than Ant-Man and Avengers, loves Street Fighter the movie.

I have a crazy crush on Henry Cavill, use weird random gifs and videos to describe spideyboy_1111, am excited for The Force Awakens, love the LEGO movie, won the TV award almost every year, Parker Wayne became my Mrs. for a while.

As they say, art imitates life.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

As they say, art imitates life.

I'll just look at the irony of the cast, and think of how much DarkSovereignty would enjoy this.

 

[Sawyer]

I have a crazy crush on Henry Cavill, use weird random gifs and videos to describe spideyboy_1111, am excited for The Force Awakens, love the LEGO movie, won the TV award almost every year, Parker Wayne became my Mrs. for a while.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The most epic-length recast ever:

Spoiler

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[/size] THE MOVIE

Sawyer: Spider-Aziz
JP: Aesop Rocks
DarkSentinel: ComicChick
jaymes_e06: Wheels
Duke: Anita18
Spider-Aziz: spideboy_1111
Parker Wayne: C. Lee
JJJ's Ulcer: Duke
Snow Queen: DarthSkywalker
Pink Ranger: Roose Bolton
Libido Loca: Marx
Fallen Angel: Human Torch
KRYPTON Inc.: Reek
Kane52630: KRYPTON Inc.
tacit_ronin: Erzengel
KevanG: Victarion
Reek: jaymes_e06
ComicChick: Sawyer
Anita18: Immortalfire
Hunter Rider: Marvolo
C. Lee: Kane52630
Aesop Rocks: Hunter Rider
Human Torch: DarkSovereignty
Erzengel: DJ_KIDD
Marvolo: Fallen Angel
Wheels: Warhammer
DarkSovereignty: BatmanVSuperman
DarthSkywalker: KevanG
Warhammer: tacit_ronin
Roose Bolton: MrMaooz
Victarion: Libido Loca
MrMaooz: JP
DJ_KIDD: Snow Queen
Iceman: legendary actor Kevin Sorbo
BatmanVSuperman: DarkSentinel
Immortalfire: chamber-music
spideboy_1111: Parker Wayne
Marx: JJJ's Ulcer
chamber-music: Iceman

Reek followed me for a few weeks to get my character down going everywhere I went and doing what I did... Which is why Reek is marrying a Brazilian stripper and paying for the plastic surgery to get her ass ever BIGGER.

I tried to prepare for my role as Kane as best I could. I attempted to have a motherboard implanted directly into my brain but when Kane found out he said that watching Batman And Robin on a continuous loop for 3 days and then listenting to the Tron Legacy soundtrack every time I shower would be sufficient.

 

[Godzilla2000]

So help me if you recast me as that jet powered giant turtle Gamera or that late 90's abomination cities will crumble.

 

[JP]

Pink Ranger failed me. There's a first time for everything.

 

[Sawyer]

He failed me, too. There's a one hundred and fifty-sixth time for everything.

 

[JP]

Are you ever not online?

 

[Sawyer]

JP, come on... that's not a real thing.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I described you with a gif just now to explain what I mean.

In other words:
YOU SUCK AT IT

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Aziz.... The white font text..... It's not working for you.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Pink Ranger failed me. There's a first time for everything.

You should be flattered that my recasting machine felt you could play someone younger.

 

[jaymes_e06]

Reek is cool and loves GoT there ain't nothing wrong with that. I'll play him with honor and dignity.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Reek is cool and loves GoT there ain't nothing wrong with that. I'll play him with honor and dignity.

Except for the scene when he's driving his 1947 Ford Super De Lux in pursuit of a skateboarding Moose and crashes into a manure truck.

 

[JP]

You should be flattered that my recasting machine felt you could play someone younger.

 

[Parker Wayne]

Ouch.

 

[Parker Wayne]

Peep Show

Mark Corrigan - JJJ's Ulcer
Jeremy Usburne - Pink Ranger
Super Hans - TheBumWhoWalks
Sophie Chapman - ComicChick
Dobby - Squeekness
Alan Johnson - Sawyer
Gerrard Matthew - Duke
Jeff Heaney - Jaymes_e06
Toni Papadopoulous - Libidoloca

 

[JP]

Pink Ranger slaying all these recasts lately.

 

[Sawyer]

edit - Sawyer

Yas kween.

 

[Parker Wayne]

Pink Ranger slaying all these recasts lately.

He's my resident smartass.

 

[Duke]

I wonder what sort of Hype resident am I or rather how I'm percieved here ?