The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[jaymes_e06]

Ouch!

(Burn me next, baby!)

You smell like ass.

Not what you were expecting?

 

[Parker Wayne]

Jai Courtney
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2541974/
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Charlie- The Original Bamfer

Jack McClane- Duke

Gideon- Spider-Aziz

Eric- Sawyer

Cup- JJJ's Ulcer

Lt Colonel Hughes- Schlosser85

Kyle Reese- Pink Ranger

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Jai Courtney
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2541974/
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Charlie- The Original Bamfer

Jack McClane- Duke

Gideon- Spider-Aziz

Eric- Sawyer

Cup- JJJ's Ulcer

Lt Colonel Hughes- Schlosser85

Kyle Reese- Pink Ranger

I'm the best Jai, so.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You smell like ass.

Not what you were expecting?

Sawyer's unique brand of hateful adoration!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'm the best Jai, so.

I'm a Cup!

 

[Sawyer]

Sawyer's unique brand of hateful adoration!

Nightcrawler's cute, but basic af.

How's that for hateful adoration?!?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm a Cup!

I'd drink out of you.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Nightcrawler's cute, but basic af.

How's that for hateful adoration?!?

It's disappointing...

 

[Sawyer]

It's disappointing...

I know, my heart's just not in this one.

 

[Kane52630]

Celine Dion - Sawyer

Titanic - The Original Bamfer

 

[Sawyer]

Celine Dion - Sawyer

Titanic - The Original Bamfer

Yaaaaaaas.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I know, my heart's just not in this one.

But something else is.

 

[Sawyer]

But something else is.

Terrible innuendo is terrible. Spanking is now off the table.

 

[JP]

Celine Dion - Sawyer

Titanic - The Original Bamfer

Yas, Bamf. Kill it.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Kyle Reese- Pink Ranger

If humanity's future depends on me conceiving a child with Emilia Clarke, we're all totally ****ed.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

If humanity's future depends on me conceiving a child with Emilia Clarke, we're all totally ****ed.

Great. Now because you can't bang Daenerys this is the apocalyptic future that awaits us.

 

[Sawyer]

If humanity's future depends on me conceiving a child with Emilia Clarke, we're all totally ****ed.

Pffft. Even I'd be up for that.

And I wouldn't even make her wear the Henry Cavill mask.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Well, she's no Jai Courtney.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Pffft. Even I'd be up for that.

And I wouldn't even make her wear the Henry Cavill mask.

Fine, fine, I'll do it, but I'll need you to show me how all that baby business works again, using Duke's GI Joes.

 

[Duke]

Fine, fine, I'll do it, but I'll need you to show me how all that baby business works again, using Duke's GI Joes.

Hey, hey, my action figures are sacred & you leave them out of this.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Has no one done AoU? Besides me, I mean. But I only did Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Hawkeye (with a bag over his head,) and Quicksilver. Scarlet Witch watched, which made it all the more magical.

Seriously, someone recast it.

 

[JP]

Everyone has.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Hey, hey, my action figures are sacred & you leave them out of this.

I promise we will replace the O-rings after we're done.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Everyone has.

Everyone has done them or everyone has done them?

 

[Duke]

I promise we will replace the O-rings after we're done.

That sounds too kinky, even for you Pink Ranger.