The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[Pink Ranger]

This thread is screaming for a GI Joe recast, and Duke, this is totally one that's up your alley.

 

[Duke]

I'll get to it eventually, but given all the characters, I'll need to go through it thoroughly & match Hype members with corresponding characters.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

That'll take forever.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I'll get to it eventually, but given all the characters, I'll need to go through it thoroughly & match Hype members with corresponding characters.

Fine, but Hama-verse characters only. None of that Sergeant Savage or Channing Tatum BS.

 

[Duke]

Fine, but Hama-verse characters only. None of that Sergeant Savage or Channing Tatum BS.

Oh yeah!!! I would definitely not even consider that hack of an actor Tatum or that horrid film abomination.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Tatum gets a bad rap. He was great in 'Foxcatcher.'

 

[Pink Ranger]

Tatum gets a bad rap. He was great in 'Foxcatcher.'

Hey don't get me wrong, I'm a Tatum-tot myself, but the GI Joe movies with him were just laughable.

 

[Duke]

Hey don't get me wrong, I'm a Tatum-tot myself, but the GI Joe movies with him were just laughable.

He brings shame to the name Conrad S. Hauser.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Hey don't get me wrong, I'm a Tatum-tot myself, but the GI Joe movies with him were just laughable.

I didn't see them. I was smart enough to avoid them. You guys should have taken a hint from the awful trailers and done the same.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Hey don't get me wrong, I'm a Tatum-tot myself, but the GI Joe movies with him were just laughable.

I demand you feel shame for calling yourself a 'Tatum-tot'

 

[Duke]

I didn't see them. I was smart enough to avoid them. You guys should have taken a hint from the awful trailers and done the same.

I saw the trailers for them & needed a waste basket to puke, i've NEVER bothered with them again.

 

[jaymes_e06]

Hey don't get me wrong, I'm a Tatum-tot myself, but the GI Joe movies with him were just laughable.

Kill yourself.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I demand you feel shame for calling yourself a 'Tatum-tot'

Kill yourself.

You should know me enough of me by now to know that I have no shame. I'm the Abdullah Ahmed Abdullah of the FBI's most shameless list. t:

 

[Fallen Angel]

Here I was thinking you were more like Abdullah the Butcher.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Here I was thinking you were more like Abdullah the Butcher.

Well, it has been my dream to operate my own soul food/BBQ joint, so I may get there someday.

 

[Kane52630]

Jack Slater- BizarroAids
Danny Madigan- Toonth
Benedict- SymbioticToxin
Nick- Vartha
The Ripper- DarkSentinel
Lieutenant Dekker- Parker Wayne
Leo the Fart- Lunar Wolf
Tony Vivaldi- The Original Bamfer
Whitney Slater- Harls
Skeezy- Sawyer
John Practice- Asteroid-Man
Irene Madigan- Squeekness
Frank Slater- DJ Kiddvicious
Tough Asian Man- Erzengel
Mayor Tina Turner- ComicChick
Whiskers- Kane52630
Little Richard- JP
MC Hammer- Manic
Jean-Claude Van Damme- JJJ's Ulcer
Jim Belushi- DarkSovereignty
Andrew Slater- Jaymes

Best catsidekick of all timez!

 

[Erzengel]

I keep getting typecasted

 

[Sawyer]

THIS VINE

Driver - Totally not me, okay?!!?!
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[Sawyer]

JACKASS

Johnny Knoxville - JJJ's Ulcer
Bam Margera - Parker Wayne
Ryan Dunn - Sawyer
Steve-O - Aesop Rocks
Chris Pontius - Pink Ranger
Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña - Kane52630
Preston Lacy - Duke
Dave England - DarkSovereignty
Ehren McGhehey - DarkSentinel
With
Rake Yohn - Spider-Aziz
And
Mustard - Tom and Jerry Cartoons
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[Victarion]

Iwan Rheon - Victarion

 

[Sawyer]

Always needing to be included - those two guys with the GOT names/avatars

 

[Pink Ranger]

Is Chris the one who stapled his sack to his leg? 'Cause if that's the case, I'm waaay ahead of you.

 

[Sawyer]

I believe he once drank horse semen as well. So, you know... your average Tuesday night.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Didn't Ehren play the terrorist with the pube beard?

 

[Pink Ranger]

I assure you that the reason I was banned from the Kentucky Derby had to with my gambling problem, and absolutely nothing else.