The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[DarkSentinel]

Because you bet that if American Pharaoh lost you'd drink horse semen?

 

[Pink Ranger]

I was given 43:1 odds! When someone gives you odds like that, you take it!

 

[Kane52630]

JACKASS

Johnny Knoxville - JJJ's Ulcer
Bam Margera - Parker Wayne
Ryan Dunn - Sawyer
Steve-O - Aesop Rocks
Chris Pontius - Pink Ranger
Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña - Kane52630
Preston Lacy - Duke
Dave England - DarkSovereignty
Ehren McGhehey - DarkSentinel
With
Rake Yohn - Spider-Aziz
And
Mustard - Tom and Jerry Cartoons
​

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

RIP Sawyer, I mean Ryan.

 

[Sawyer]

I just remember one scene where Bam suddenly dropkicks Ryan Dunn from behind, and all Dunn has to say is "You see, that's the type of hijinks I'm looking to avoid." And I thought that perfectly represented my relationship with Parker.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I just remember one scene where Bam suddenly dropkicks Ryan Dunn from behind, and all Dunn has to say is "You see, that's the type of hijinks I'm looking to avoid." And I thought that perfectly represented my relationship with Parker.

Abusive and ridiculous?

I'd agree with that.

 

[flickchick85]

Thank you for not including me in that Jackass recast. A show of respect by omission, I say.

 

[Sawyer]

Bam's Mom - flickchick85

 

[Reek]

Always needing to be included - those two guys with the GOT names/avatars

Roose and Victarion, yeah. weirdos man.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh Gawd, there are more than two of you.

 

[Kane52630]

Bam's Mom - flickchick85

It actually works.

 

[Reek]

Oh Gawd, there are more than two of you.

Oh Gawd, there is one of you

 

[Sawyer]

I know, there should be more!!!

 

[flickchick85]

Bam's Mom - flickchick85

 

[Sawyer]

 

[SymbioticToxin]

I'm against this Jackass recast, as I don't think anyone here is as big a wuss as Bam Margera...or as deserving of a swift kick to the head.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Does that make C. Lee Bam's dad?

 

[Reek]

C. Lee is Knoxville pretending to be old.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Bad Grandpa- C. Lee

 

[Sawyer]

C. Lee is Knoxville pretending to be old.

 

[Reek]

 

[Sawyer]

EDIT: God ****ing dammit, I saw gifs and forgot where I was.

 

[Guts]

JACKASS

Johnny Knoxville - JJJ's Ulcer
Bam Margera - Parker Wayne
Ryan Dunn - Sawyer
Steve-O - Aesop Rocks
Chris Pontius - Pink Ranger
Jason "Wee-Man" Acuña - Kane52630
Preston Lacy - Duke
Dave England - DarkSovereignty
Ehren McGhehey - DarkSentinel
With
Rake Yohn - Spider-Aziz
And
Mustard - Tom and Jerry Cartoons
​

Bam's Mom - flickchick85

Does that make C. Lee Bam's dad?

I wonder who is Bam's uncle Vincent "Don Vito" Margera.

 

[Guts]

EDIT: God ****ing dammit, I saw gifs and forgot where I was.

You're getting old.

 

[Sawyer]

I wonder who is Bam's uncle Vincent "Don Vito" Margera.

Catman, obvi.