The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[jokesonm3]

** In walks Chris Hansen. **

"Actually, Clippy, today it's YOU who's being hunted. Why don't you have a seat right there ..."

"Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hansen.

But see I calls you Chris Handsome.

I watch your TV show all the time.

So you can go ahead and bring in them cameras and them police is waiting outside, It don't make me no difference.

Now, I'll tell you what.

I like you, and I want you.

Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way.

The choice is yours."

 

[Spider-Aziz]

JUSTICE LEAGUE
THE NEW FRONTIER

Superman - KRYPTON INC.
Wonder Woman - flickchick85
Batman - Pink Ranger
Hal Jordan - Duke
Ace Morgan - Greens
J'onn J'onzz - SuperFerret
The Flash/Barry Allen - dude stannis
King Faraday - Roose Bolton
Lois Lane - LibidoLoca
Blackhawk - Chipp Chipeprson
Captain Cold - tacit-ronin-
Carol Ferris - ComicChick
Iris West - Snow Queen
Starro - Taarna​

 

[Napoleon]

Derek Zoolander - jokesonm3
Hansel McDonald - Pink Ranger
Matilda Jeffries - Snow Queen
Jacobim Mugatu - Sawyer
Katinka Ingabogovinanana - flickchick85
Maury Ballstein - dude stannis
J.P. Prewett - Kane52630
Larry Zoolander - C. Lee
Scrappy Zoolander - Reek
Luke Zoolander - Roose Bolton
Evil DJ - DJ_Kidvicious
Billy Zane - Black Narcissus

 

[Pink Ranger]

Batman - Pink Ranger

My greatest role to date.

I'll be a regular Val Kilmer. (i.e., Val Kilmer as he is today).

 

[Pink Ranger]

Hansel McDonald - Pink Ranger

My second greatest role to date.

 

[jokesonm3]

Derek Zoolander - jokesonm3

Cool!

Thanks Napoleon! t:

 

[flickchick85]

Wonder Woman - flickchick85

Katinka Ingabogovinanana - flickchick85

LOVE these!

Lydia Rodarte-Quayle - flickchick85

And I'm gonna choose to take this as a compliment because I found Lydia far more entertaining than I probably should have.

It's a Wonderful Life

Flickchick as the angel.

And you are correct BN, I haven't seen Maps to the Stars, nor Predator 2. But I'm always ok with being cast as Olivia Williams.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Spoiler

JUSTICE LEAGUE
THE NEW FRONTIER​

Superman - KRYPTON INC.
Wonder Woman - flickchick85
Batman - Pink Ranger
Hal Jordan - Duke
Ace Morgan - Greens
J'onn J'onzz - SuperFerret
The Flash/Barry Allen - dude stannis
King Faraday - Roose Bolton
Lois Lane - LibidoLoca
Blackhawk - Chipp Chipeprson
Captain Cold - tacit-ronin-
Carol Ferris - ComicChick
Iris West - Snow Queen
Starro - Taarna​

Of course...

 

[Reek]

Scrappy Zoolander - Reek

I should have been David Duchovny... but fine fine...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I wake up and say that every day...

 

[flickchick85]

Snakes and dragons can't be world famous hand models, Reek.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Snakes and dragons can't be world famous hand models, Reek.

Tis' a sad truth.

 

[Reek]

Snakes and dragons can't be world famous hand models, Reek.

yes... I learned that... hate hate hate

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[Black Narcissus]

Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Billy Zane, he's a cool dude.

Who else would they cast you as? Question is... Can you rock the bald thing like Zane did?

 

[Reek]

Don't try it BN... I've seen this guy... he's limber. too limber.....


...sigh...

It's a walk off.... It's a walk off.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Don't try it BN... I've seen this guy... he's limber. too limber.....


...sigh...

It's a walk off.... It's a walk off.

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[Reek]

Dale Denton - Roose Bolton
Saul Silver - Gianakin
Red - Reek
Budlofsky - Black Narcissus (You're welcome...)
Matheson - ComicChick
Ted Jones - Krypton INC.
Carol - Flickchick
Robert - Kane52630
Angie - Snow Queen
Mr. Edwards - Spider-Aziz
Clark - SuperSanchez
Police Liaison Officer - Squeekness
Private Miller - Dude Stannis
General Bratt - C. Lee
Asian Mob Leader - Sawyer
Kids Saul and Dale sell marijuana to - jokesonm3, clark-kent, napoleon​

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Dealing weed and making out with Rosie? Hell to the yeah!!

 

[Roose Bolton]

BFFFFFFFFFF Forever!

 

[Reek]

Now... I need you guys to assassinate.......


Woody Harrelson.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[dude stannis]

Where are the boobies?

 

[Black Narcissus]

Dale Denton - Roose Bolton
Saul Silver - Gianakin
Red - Reek
Budlofsky - Black Narcissus (You're welcome...)
Matheson - ComicChick
Ted Jones - Krypton INC.
Carol - Flickchick
Robert - Kane52630
Angie - Snow Queen
Mr. Edwards - Spider-Aziz
Clark - SuperSanchez
Police Liaison Officer - Squeekness
Private Miller - Dude Stannis
General Bratt - C. Lee
Asian Mob Leader - Sawyer
Kids Saul and Dale sell marijuana to - jokesonm3, clark-kent, napoleon​

Heh.

I did like that character.

 

[Reek]

I gave you a non token black role and gave it to CC... Best casting ever? perhaps.

I won't toot my own horn.