The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[Guts]

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Jeff Winger-ThePhantasm
Britta Perry-ComicChick
Annie Edison-LibidoLoca
Shirley Bennet-flickchick85
Abed Nadir-Spider-Aziz
Troy Barnes-ParkerWayne
Pierce Hawthorne-Roose Bolton
Dean Pelton-Pink Ranger
Ben Chang-Rodrigo90
Leonard Rodriguez-dude stannis
Starburns-DarkSentinel
Dean Spreck-Ultron-5
The Black Rider-Sawyer
Professor Cligoris-Krypton inc.
Frankie Dart-I See Spidey
Elroy Patashink-Black Narcissus
Buzz Hickey-C.Lee
Marshall Kane-Kane52630
Greendale Human Being-Thread Manager
Cornelius Hawthorne-Kevin Smith
Alan-JJJ's Ulcer
Ian Duncan-Fallen Angel
Buddy-jokesonm3

 

[Fallen Angel]

I've no idea who he is but thanks dude.

 

[Kane52630]

Marshall Kane-Kane52630

 

[blueharvest]

He forgot Magnitude.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Dean Pelton-Pink Ranger

I will be continually recast into this role until the day I die. It's like Hugh Jackman and Wolverine.

 

[Erzengel]

Han Solo - ThePhantasm
Luke Skywalker - C.Lee
General Leia Organa - flickchick85
Kylo Ren - Marvolo
Rey - SnowQueen
Finn - jokesonm3
Poe Dameron - Rowsdower!
BB-8 - Reek
Maz Kanata - SuperwomanPrime
Supreme Leader Snoke - Solidus
General Hux - Roose Bolton
C-3P0 - Pink Ranger
R2-D2 - Sawyer
Chewbacca - Greens
Lor San Tekka - KRYPTON INC.

No.

 

[ComicChick]

i want an Erz star wars recast

 

[Lily Adler]

Anyone other than he who wrote pedophilic rape porn.

 

[dude stannis]

John Wick

John Wick - dude stannis
Viggo Tarasov - Flickchick
Iosef Tarasov - SuperSanchez
Ms. Perkins - ComicChick

Winston - Reek

Helen Wick - The basic dignity of this place
Avi - DarthSkywalker
Aurelio - Gianakin
Marcus - Roose Bolton
The Cleaner - Greens
Charon - Krypton INC
Addy - Superwoman Prime
Iosef's two buddies - Jokesonm3 and DJ
Daisy the beagle - Star Wars spoilers

 

[Kane52630]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hateful_Eight#Cast


Major Marquis Warren AKA "The Bounty Hunter"- E-Man
John Ruth AKA "The Hangman"- Bruce Banner
Chris Mannix AKA "The Sheriff"- BizarroAids
Daisy Domergue AKA "The Prisoner"- LibidoLoca
Bob AKA "The Mexican"- Kane52630
Oswaldo Mobray AKA "The Little Man"- Hound55
Joe Gage "The Cow Puncher"- dude stannis
General Sandy Smithers AKA "The Confederate"- C. Lee
O.B. Jackson- sabetoonth
Jody Domergue- Pink Ranger
Minnie Mink- I SEE SPIDEY
Ed- Hunter Rider
Six-Horse Judy- flickchick85
Sweet Dave- Vartha​

 

[E-Man]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hateful_Eight#Cast


Major Marquis Warren AKA "The Bounty Hunter"- E-Man
John Ruth AKA "The Hangman"- Bruce Banner
Chris Mannix AKA "The Sheriff"- BizarroAids
Daisy Domergue AKA "The Prisoner"- LibidoLoca
Bob AKA "The Mexican"- Kane52630
Oswaldo Mobray AKA "The Little Man"- Hound55
Joe Gage "The Cow Puncher"- dude stannis
General Sandy Smithers AKA "The Confederate"- C. Lee
O.B. Jackson- sabetoonth
Jody Domergue- Pink Ranger
Minnie Mink- I SEE SPIDEY
Ed- Hunter Rider
Six-Horse Judy- flickchick85
Sweet Dave- Vartha​

 

[Pink Ranger]

Jody Domergue- Pink Ranger

Holy crap, I've got to start going to the gym.

 

[Reek]

this thread needs to start going to the gym...

Starsky and Hutch... and don't cast BN as Huggy Bear

 

[Fallen Angel]

I was going to do a The Godfather trilogy recast but none of you are worthy of that.

 

[Sawyer]

Shut up, Fredo.

 

[The Shape]

"I'm smaahht! Not like everybody says..."

 

[Fallen Angel]

Shut up, Fredo.

Fredo was cool and you would've got a cool role. But not anymore.

 

[Duke]

I'm sure he'll not lose any sleep over it.

 

[flickchick85]

Just catching up on these...

Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
Ilsa Faust- flickchick

HELL YES.

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Shirley Benne-:flickchick85

I'll take it!

John Wick

John Wick - dude stannis
Viggo Tarasov - Flickchick

I see how it is, Baba Yaga. You see our story ending with a sad knife fight in the rain. How else, really.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hateful_Eight#Cast



Six-Horse Judy- flickchick85
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Truth be told, I wasn't thrilled with ANY of the female characters in this film, so I shall just pretend this is Zoe Bell as...herself!

 

[dude stannis]

I see how it is, Baba Yaga. You see our story ending with a sad knife fight in the rain. How else, really.

Replace sad with drunken, replace knives with tequila, replace fight with shots and yes, that's exacly how I see our story ending.

 

[Reek]

that is way too much replacing for this site.

 

[Bruce Banner]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hateful_Eight#Cast


Major Marquis Warren AKA "The Bounty Hunter"- E-Man
John Ruth AKA "The Hangman"- Bruce Banner
Chris Mannix AKA "The Sheriff"- BizarroAids
Daisy Domergue AKA "The Prisoner"- LibidoLoca
Bob AKA "The Mexican"- Kane52630
Oswaldo Mobray AKA "The Little Man"- Hound55
Joe Gage "The Cow Puncher"- dude stannis
General Sandy Smithers AKA "The Confederate"- C. Lee
O.B. Jackson- sabetoonth
Jody Domergue- Pink Ranger
Minnie Mink- I SEE SPIDEY
Ed- Hunter Rider
Six-Horse Judy- flickchick85
Sweet Dave- Vartha​

I'm Kurt Russell with epic facial hair? Yes please.

 

[Kane52630]

Ex Machina​

Caleb Smith- SymbioticToxin

Ava- ComicChick

Nathan Bateman- Kane52630

Kyoko- LibidoLoca

Jay the helicopter pilot- Bruce Banner

 

[Sawyer]

2016 GOP Presidential Candidates

Spoiler

lol just kidding, I don't dislike any of you guys that much.

Spoiler

Ted Cruz - Human Torch

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The Revenant​

"I ain't afraid to Hype anymore. I already did it once".

Hugh Glass - Bruce Banner
John Fitzpatrick - chaseter
Captain Andrew Henry - C. Lee
Hawk - Duke
Bridger - jokesonm3​