The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[flickchick85]

THE BIRDCAGE (1996)

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Sawyer as ARMAND GOLDMAN

Libidoloca as ALBERT GOLDMAN

Reek as AGADOR

Slushy as SEN. KEVIN KEELEY

SuperSanchez as VAL GOLDMAN

flickchick as BARBARA KEELEY

Kelly as LOUISE KEELEY

tacit-ronin as KATHERINE ARCHER

KRYPTON INC. as JAY LENO

Kane52630 as THE SOUNDTRACK

Well that was well-timed. Nicely done KRYPTON.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well that was well-timed. Nicely done KRYPTON.

Actually it was the whole Nathan Lane thing that inspired me to do it. t:

 

[flickchick85]

Then it was done impressively quickly, lol.

 

[Reek]

I found it rather offensive. I am not amused.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I found it rather offensive. I am not amused.

 

[Sawyer]

Accurate.

 

[Reek]

why is everyone so mean to me ?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

SHARKNADO

Tornado - News
Sharks - Scarily crazy posts
Survivors - Sane posters
Protagonist - Section moderator​

 

[Sawyer]

why is everyone so mean to me ?

Because you put a space between the last letter of a word and the punctuation at the end of a sentence.

 

[Reek]

I did that for you, Sawyer .

Everything I do, I do it for you .

 

[Sawyer]

Bury yourself alive and take Bryan Adams with you.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I did that for you, Sawyer .

Everything I do, I do it for you .

Quoting the theme song from Prince Of Thieves is why people don't like you.

 

[Reek]

Bury yourself alive and take Bryan Adams with you.

Quoting the theme song from Prince Of Thieves is why people don't like you.

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[Kane52630]

Tornado - News
Sharks - Scarily crazy posts
Survivors - Sane posters
Protagonist - Section moderator​

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Detail overflow.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Deadpool​

Deadpool- Sawyer
Vanessa Carlysle- flickchick85
Ajax- Hound55
Weasel- Parker Wayne
Angel Dust- LibidoLoca
Negasonic Teenage Warhead- cupcake_jimmies
Colossus- E-Man
Blind Al- JP
The Recruiter- DarkSovereignty
Dopinder- Asteroid-Man
Stan Lee- Darthphere

STAR WARS PREQUEL TRILOGY

Qui-Gon - Morg
Obi Wan Kenobi - Asteroid-Man
Anakin (Lloyd) - MrMaooz
Anakin (Christensen) - Rowsdower!
Padme - BestGirl
Padme stand in - Snow Queen
Mace Windu - Samuel Jackson/Black Narcissus
Yoda - Erzengel
Count Dooku - C. Lee
Jar Jar Binks - LanternVenom
Darth Maul - Parker Wayne
Senator Palpatine - Sawyer
Django Fett - Random poster with one post only
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I approve of both of these.

 

[Sawyer]

Kane cast me as Deadpool?

It's almost like he knew my affinity for hacking off limbs while referencing the works of Judy Blume...

 

[Sawyer]

HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD

Albus Severus Potter - Sawyer
Scorpius Malfoy - Henry Cavill
The notion that either of those characters will ever be heterosexual - Non-existent
Everything else - IDGAF​

JK Rowling's got me shipping two 14 year olds and I'm furious, but don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Saving Silverman:

Jack Black- Dude Stannis
That white guy in a lot of movies, I think he was in Rat Race-Reek
Amanda Peet- Flick
Jason Biggs-Rocketman
Hot blonde nun- CC

 

[ComicChick]

Haha I'll take it

 

[Pink Ranger]

Reek as AGADOR

 

[dude stannis]

The Hype Guys

dude stannis as Jackson Healy
Reek as Holland March
Roose Bolton as Holly March
Greens as John Boy
ComicChick as Amelia Kutner
I SEE SPIDEY as Tally
Kane52630 as Older Guy
Sawyer as Blue Face
squeekness as Mrs. Glenn
Volshe as Misty Mountains
Flickchick as Judith Kutner
jokesonm3 as ****in' Chet

 

[flickchick85]

Aaaand I'm CC's mom again, lol.

 

[Reek]

Yea, well I am Ryan Gosling...

BOOM.