The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 8

[Guts]

I've never seen Fargo... but I assume my character is a religious figure everyone looks up to and strives to be like.

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I SEE SPIDEY attempts and fails at killing you and Roose Bolton uses you for your money.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

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I SEE SPIDEY attempts and fails at killing you and Roose Bolton uses you for your money.

So totally accurate as to who Reek is around here.

 

[dude stannis]

Troy Cameron: Roose Bolton
Mad Dog: Reek
Diesel: Guts
Moon Man: Black Narcissus
Grecco the Greek: C. Lee
Chepe: Perfect Cell
Sheila: ComicChick
"Mike Brennan": Krypton Inc
The baby: Jokesonm3

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hello everyone... I'm "Mike Brennan".

 

[Reek]

Your character's a putz. But a wealthy putz.

calling me a putz? maybe i should report you.

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I SEE SPIDEY attempts and fails at killing you and Roose Bolton uses you for your money.

So totally accurate as to who Reek is around here.

i was about to say ... so pretty much real life... i piad for the whole goddamn asia excursion... at least hes paying for South America.

Troy Cameron: Roose Bolton
Mad Dog: Reek
Diesel: Guts
Moon Man: Black Narcissus
Grecco the Greek: C. Lee
Chepe: Perfect Cell
Sheila: ComicChick
"Mike Brennan": Krypton Inc
The baby: Jokesonm3

oooo ooo ooo i hope i am Dafoe.

 

[flickchick85]

calling me a putz? maybe i should report you.

You should if you want the Putz Infraction, aka, The Welling.

 

[Reek]

the coveted welling?! dont tempt me... i know theres a super secret infraction in there somewhere that no one has earned... and i intend to earn it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

the coveted welling?! dont tempt me... i know theres a super secret infraction in there somewhere that no one has earned... and i intend to earn it.

 

[Sawyer]

A really special one I've been planning for awhile...

TWO GIRLS ONE CUP

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OF COFFEE THAT BOTH GIRLS FIGHT OVER WHILE FIRING OFF PAGES AND PAGES OF POP CULTURE-LADEN DIALOGUE

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Or, as others may refer to it:
GILMORE GIRLS

Lorelai Gilmore - DarthSkywalker
Rory Gilmore - Reek

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Sawyer, that is definitely the nicest thing you have ever said to me. I take all the remarks about Lindelof back.

 

[flickchick85]

Somehow I don't see Reek liking this one.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Somehow I don't see Reek liking this one.

I have his response.

 

[Reek]

Nah, I have no response. Sawyer has been a constant failure for months and months now... His desperation is so deliciously sad I'll just let the self destruction continue.

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i know you are but what am i?

 

[Sawyer]

Reek gets to make out with Milo Ventimiglia before he started playing dad roles, he should consider himself lucky.

 

[Kane52630]

I haven't watched Fargo, aside from the first few episodes of the first season. Which is apparently to my eternal shame. So, I don't know who this Yuri fellow is, but I assume he plays a key and pivotal role. One that is unequaled by peers.

 

[ComicChick]

A really special one I've been planning for awhile...

TWO GIRLS ONE CUP

Spoiler

OF COFFEE THAT BOTH GIRLS FIGHT OVER WHILE FIRING OFF PAGES AND PAGES OF POP CULTURE-LADEN DIALOGUE

Spoiler

Or, as others may refer to it:
GILMORE GIRLS

Lorelai Gilmore - DarthSkywalker
Rory Gilmore - Reek

you don't cast Emily, Lane, Sookie or Luke? Paris even, what the ham sandwich

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"Milton C. Hardcastle is a retired judge from the Los Angeles Superior Court. Mark McCormick, an ex-race car driver turned thief was Hardcastle's last case. McCormick has been placed in the Judge's custody, and together they're going after 200 cases that walked out of Hardcastle's courtroom on technicalities."

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Judge Milton C. " Hardcase" Hardcastle- C. Lee

"Skid" Mark McCormick- Reek

Sarah Wicks- ComicChick

Lt. Michael Delaney- KRYPTON INC.

Lt. Frank Harper- Guts

 

[Guts]

Now I feel like I should watch this to understand my character.

 

[dude stannis]

The Hypeman Prophecies


Guts as John Klein
Flickchick as Connie Mills
Reek as Gordon Smallwood
Squeakness as Mary Klein
Comicchick as Denise Smallwood
C.Lee as Alexander Leek
Perfect Cell as Indrid Cold "The Mothman"

 

[Perfect Cell]

It took strength and courage to Google this GIF, because this scene scared the living **** out of 14-year-old me. Now it just looks kinda cheap, but... back then...

 

[dude stannis]

Hypeibal

Greens as Dr. Hannibal Lecter
Comicchick as Clarice Starling
DarthSkywalker as Mason Verger
Schlosser as Paul Krendler
Roose Bolton as Barney Matthews
Krypton Inc as Chief Inspector Rinaldo Pazzi
Reek as Dr. Cordell Doemling
I See Spidey as Evelda Drumgo
Ivan Drago as Carlo
Jokesonm3 as young plane passenger

 

[Greens]

Good evening, CC! Just like old times.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Italian? Well... At least I taste good.

 

[ComicChick]

Good evening, CC! Just like old times.

a starring role! i'm honored

 

[Reek]

Somerset = Roose Bolton
Mills = Reek
Tracy = Sawyer
Gluttony = Ruth Fisher
Sloth = DJ (Obvious)
Lust = Flickchick (Has hots for Ritter... which is also hot.)
Greed = Aziz (Wants people to turn off ad block)
Pride = DarthSkywalker (condescending conversationalist)
Envy = dude stannis or VileOne (Has to be a contrarian in threads where people are enjoying themselves)
Wrath = Reek​