The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six)

[E-Man]

Oh, the iron!

Bah gawd! The iron is burning Bamf's hand! That iron is a son of a *****! Damn it!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You don't remember when Corlax said "oh, the iron" when he meant to say "irony"? It was a great typi. :skypememe:

 

[E-Man]

Tis true. I remember those typi days.

 

[Kane52630]

Too slow!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Secret barbecue with tacos - HOMEMADE?!

 

[ComicChick]

knee?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

No thanks, I already have two.

 

[Kane52630]

Commando


John Matrix- WillardNation

Cindy- ComicChick

Arius- Erzengel

Bennett- The Original Bamfer

Major General Franklin Kirby- C. Lee

Sully- chaseter

Jenny Matrix- Hawkingbird

Cooke- E-Man

Harris- Hunter Rider

Henriques- terry78

Forrestal- Duke

Diaz- Spider-Aziz

 

[Duke]

So, who'd play Henriques? (guy who gets his neck broken on the airplane)

 

[Kane52630]

ah I forgot, it's updated.

 

[Duke]

And thanks for casting me.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The movie would end differently if this recast were real.

 

[Bruce Banner]

The movie would end differently if this recast were real.

Let off some steam, Bennett...

 

[E-Man]

Everybody knows that I could beat WillardNation in a fight. This recast is rigged I tell ya!

 

[Kane52630]

Breaking Bad
Cast Info​

Walter White- SuperFerret
Jesse Pinkman- Paroxysm
Skyler White- ComicChick
Hank Schrader- Bruce Banner
Walt White Jr./Flynn- SymbioticToxin
Holly White- Hawkingbird
Marie Schrader- LibidoLoca
Saul Goodman- Hound55
Gustavo Fring- Matt
Mike Ehrmantraut- C. Lee
Lydia Rodarte-Quayle- Sensi
Todd Alquist- thebumwhowalks
Steve Gomez- Whiskey Tango
Brandon "Badger" Mayhew- Sawyer
Skinny Pete- Parker Wayne
Christian "Combo" Ortega- Aesop Rocks
Ted Beneke- Erzengel
Jane Margolis- cupcake_jimmies
Gale Boetticher- JewishHobbit
Hector "Tio" Salamanca- Kane52630
Tuco Salamanca- Anubis
No-Doze- Darthphere
Gonzo- Nathan
Max Arciniega- The Original Bamfer
Duane Chow- DorkyFresh
Marco and Leonel Salamanca- Shifty and PWN3R
Tyrus Kitt- Manic
Victor- A Necessary Evil
Declan- TheCorpulent1
Andrea Cantillo- hopefuldreamer
Brock Cantillo- Liam_H
George Merkert- Franklin Richards
Louis Corbett- Piper Maru
Hugo Archilleya- DarkSovereignty
Peter Schuler- StarLord
Ira- Travesty
Gaff- TheIrishAvenger
Rival Dealers- Bruce Malone and Lord
Spooge- Boom
Spooge's Lady- dark_b
Kaylee Ehrmantraut- AnneFan
Krazy 8- Soapy
Jack Welker- FilmNerdJamie
Bogdan Wolynetz- Spider-Aziz
Don Eladio- Doctor Jones
Ramey- Schlosser85
Group Leader- JaD
Huell Babineaux- E-Man
Patrick Kuby- BizarroAids
Lester- WillardNation
Frankie- lixdexia
Kenny- Johnny Drama
Dan Wachsberger- Brain Damage
Clovis- ImmortalFire
Elliott Schwartz- wiegeabo
Gretchen Schwartz- twylight
Carmen Molina- Antia18
Wendy- HighFivingMF
Francesca- Spideyfan93
Tim Roberts- Drizzle
Old Joe- Blitzkrieg Bop
Detectives Munn and Kalanchoe- Pink Ranger and JJJ's Ulcer
Ed- Themanofbat
Tomas Cantillo- TheNextNolan22
Tortuga- antsman41
Emilio Koyama- knowsbleed
Juan Bolsa- FCEEVIPER
Dennis Markowski- DrDoom
Lawson- redhawk23
Dr. Delcavoli- terry78
Ken wins- chaseter
James Kilkelly- Shikamaru
Jake Pinkman- jacobed
Pinkman's Dad- theShape
Pinkman's Mom- squeekness
Danny- Duke

 

[Duke]

I was not cast damnit .

 

[Nathan]

Gonzo?

Actually, not bad. He seemed rational, wasn't long enough around to be hated, and I'm sure that I'd go in a similar fashion.

 

[Kane52630]

I was not cast damnit .

Don't worry, I fixed it.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Who am I and what do I do?

 

[Kane52630]

Let's just say that you are a minor character that helped transformed Matt's character by a huge margin.

http://breakingbad.wikia.com/wiki/Max_Arciniega

 

[knowsbleed]

Great... I'm a Mexican Asian... and I die. Go finger.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

But I done got myself there killed! And only had one episode! But I'd be too badass for more than one appearance.

 

[Lily Adler]

I don't die, but I'm kind of a b****.

 

[knowsbleed]

Yeah you are...


... oh, you meant the recast.

 

[Sensi]

Thank you for casting me, Kane. She seems like a woman who knows how to get things done.