The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six)

[Matt]

Comic Chick as Dr. Jo Harding
BizarroAids as Bill Harding
Sensi as Dr. Melissa Reeves
Matt as Dr. Jonas Miller
Anubis as Dustin 'Dusty' Davis
Parker Wayne as Robert "Rabbit" Nurick
Sabretoonth as Laurence
SymbioticToxin as Joey
Sawyer as Alan Sanders
WillardNation as Tim "Beltzer" Lewis
Anita18 as Haynes
Hound55 as Jason "Preacher" Rowe
JP as Aunt Meg Greene
Cconn as Eddie

Kane52630 as Dorothy
Thread Manager as Dot 3

and

Aesop Rocks as the F5 Tornado.

Casting Matt as the stereotyped movie jerk is so 2011.

 

[Sawyer]

Casting Matt as the stereotyped movie jerk is so 2011.

Footloose

John Ligthow - Matt
Kevin Bacon - the rest of us
Music - fun

Spoiler

 

[Matt]

I really want to post the Dexter "Shut up ****," video but I don't think that my fellow mods would look too kindly upon that.

 

[MrMaooz]

I really want to post the Dexter "Shut up ****," video but I don't think that my fellow mods would look too kindly upon that.

No, my favorite Dexter vid is the "Surprise Muthaf***a" one.

 

[Sawyer]

You'd be missing the John Ligthow theme.

 

[Sensi]

Sensi as Dr. Melissa Reeves

Thank you. I love the movie and I think fits

 

[Bruce Banner]

Predator 2

Lieutenant Mike Harrigan-E-Man
Special Agent Peter Keyes- Sawyer
Detective Danny Archuleta- Parker Wayne
Detective Leona Cantrell- Twilight
Detective Jerry Lambert- BizarroAids
Deputy Chief Phil Heinemann- The Original Bamfer
Garber-WillardNation
Captain B. Pilgrim- TheCorpulent1
Tony Pope-Piper Maru
King Willie- Anubis
The Predator- Colossal Spoons

 

[Kane52630]

ha! I can see Sawyer as Peter Keyes.

 

[E-Man]

Birds. God damn birds. All I need is birds!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll prey on some fools

 

[Kane52630]

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid/Carl Hauser- E-Man

Melina- katie_girl

Lori Quaid- ComiChick

Vilos Cohaagen- Matt

Richter- BizarroAids

Benny- terry78

George- Duke

Kuato- Spider-Aziz

Dr. Edgemar- Sawyer

Bob McClane- Bruce Banner

Helm- Colossal Spoons

Dr. Renata Lull- twilight

Harry- SuperFerret

Everett- MrMaooz

Tony- WillardNation

Mary- Anubis

Mars- Your ass

 

[Anubis]

Cool, King Willie and Mary 3 boobs.

Well alright.

 

[Duke]

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid/Carl Hauser- E-Man

Melina- katie_girl

Lori Quaid- ComiChick

Vilos Cohaagen- Matt

Richter- BizarroAids

Benny- terry78

George- Duke

Kuato- Spider-Aziz

Dr. Edgemar- Sawyer

Bob McClane- Bruce Banner

Helm- Colossal Spoons

Dr. Renata Lull- twilight

Harry- SuperFerret

Everett- MrMaooz

Tony- WillardNation

Mary- Anubis

Mars- Your ass

"Get your **BLEEP** to Mars". Thanks for the casting Kane!!

 

[E-Man]

Total Recall

Douglas Quaid/Carl Hauser- E-Man

Melina- katie_girl

Lori Quaid- ComiChick

Vilos Cohaagen- Matt

Richter- BizarroAids

Benny- terry78

George- Duke

Kuato- Spider-Aziz

Dr. Edgemar- Sawyer

Bob McClane- Bruce Banner

Helm- Colossal Spoons

Dr. Renata Lull- twilight

Harry- SuperFerret

Everett- MrMaooz

Tony- WillardNation

Mary- Anubis

Mars- Your ass

See you at the party, Biz!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Wait, Twister was recast and the cow wasn't included?!

 

[Bruce Banner]

The Usual Suspects

Dean Keaton-lixdexia
Roger "Verbal" Kint-Schlosser85
Special Agent Dave Kujan-The Original Bamfer
Michael McManus-BizarroAids
Todd Hockney-Superferret
Fred Fenster-Anubis
Mr. Kobayashi-Ezrengel
Edie Finneran-Sensi
FBI Special Agent Jack Baer-Manic
Sergeant Jeffrey "Jeff" Rabin- Bullets
Redfoot the Fence- Figs

Wait, Twister was recast and the cow wasn't included?!

SILENCE!

Spoiler

We are all going to awkwardly whistle and ignore the mistake of not making the cow Aesop Rocks.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

 

[Sawyer]

Predator 2

Lieutenant Mike Harrigan-E-Man
Special Agent Peter Keyes- Sawyer
Detective Danny Archuleta- Parker Wayne
Detective Leona Cantrell- Twilight
Detective Jerry Lambert- BizarroAids
Deputy Chief Phil Heinemann- The Original Bamfer
Garber-WillardNation
Captain B. Pilgrim- TheCorpulent1
Tony Pope-Piper Maru
King Willie- Anubis
The Predator- Colossal Spoons

ha! I can see Sawyer as Peter Keyes.

Hey, that's not fair, I haven't even seen Predat-- *checks wikipedia* Oh, he's played by Gary Busey? Alright then.

 

[Johnny Drama]

I can not believe a Predator 2 recast was done. Bravo.

 

[ThePhantasm]

oops wrong thread

 

[The Original Bamfer]

There's nothing wrong about this thread!

 

[lixdexia]

Total Recall

Not a Damn Thing- lixdexia

this one hurts kanenumbers

The Usual Suspects

Dean Keaton-lixdexia
Roger "Verbal" Kint-Schlosser85
Special Agent Dave Kujan-The Original Bamfer
Michael McManus-BizarroAids
Todd Hockney-Superferret
Fred Fenster-Anubis
Mr. Kobayashi-Ezrengel
Edie Finneran-Sensi
FBI Special Agent Jack Baer-Manic
Sergeant Jeffrey "Jeff" Rabin- Bullets
Redfoot the Fence- Figs

this one I'm cool with

 

[Kane52630]

hey, hey...at least your ass was cast.

 

[Sawyer]

Has there ever been a Twin Peaks recast?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Does it matter?