The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six)

[E-Man]

The Superhero Skype Horror Movie

BizarroAids- The guy who gets everyone into the situation by inviting everyone to his cabin in the woods. Last to die after the killer tells his plot
Parker Wayne- Person who figures out the villain's true identity, but waits to tell everyone like an ******* and gets killed before he can do so.
Kane- The guy who gets killed after everyone blows his hiding spot.
ComicChick- Token white girl who is the first to die. Gets killed early by the director out of revenge for the reverse trope.
Harls- The girl who you think will be the token white chick, but she decides not to go on the trip at the beginning of the movie.
Toonth- The guy that everyone thinks is the killer, but then he gets knocked out, tied up, and killed before he could find everyone weapons.
Manic- The dude who gets killed after being found hiding in the wine cellar and getting drunk all night.
Spider-Aziz- Dude who gets killed in the most impractical fashion.
JP- The co-conspirator who gets betrayed by the killer at the last minute.
KatieGirl09- You silly geese. Ain't no black girls in this movie.
The Original Bamfer- The killer who reveals that he killed everyone because they thought that Captain America 2 was better than Days of Future Past. Got away with it because there were no meddling kids.
JustaBill- Killer in the sequel. Doesn't need a reason because the Batboards exist.

Directed by Spike Lee

 

[sabetoonth]

That is ****ing genius.

 

[KevanG]

I like it. I think Manic will appreciate it too.

 

[Kane52630]

The Superhero Skype Horror Movie

BizarroAids- The guy who gets everyone into the situation by inviting everyone to his cabin in the woods. Last to die after the killer tells his plot
Parker Wayne- Person who figures out the villain's true identity, but waits to tell everyone like an ******* and gets killed before he can do so.
Kane- The guy who gets killed after everyone blows his hiding spot.
ComicChick- Token white girl who is the first to die. Gets killed early by the director out of revenge for the reverse trope.
Harls- The girl who you think will be the token white chick, but she decides not to go on the trip at the beginning of the movie.
Toonth- The guy that everyone thinks is the killer, but then he gets knocked out, tied up, and killed before he could find everyone weapons.
Manic- The dude who gets killed after being found hiding in the wine cellar and getting drunk all night.
Spider-Aziz- Dude who gets killed in the most impractical fashion.
JP- The co-conspirator who gets betrayed by the killer at the last minute.
KatieGirl09- You silly geese. Ain't no black girls in this movie.
The Original Bamfer- The killer who reveals that he killed everyone because they thought that Captain America 2 was better than Days of Future Past. Got away with it because there were no meddling kids.
JustaBill- Killer in the sequel. Doesn't need a reason because the Batboards exist.

Directed by Spike Lee

 

[ComicChick]

Justabill will avenge my death. I would def not be the first to die lol

Katiegirl09 is the best casting we've had in years

 

[Sawyer]

TWIN PEAKS

Agent Dale Cooper - Spidey-Bat
Sheriff Harry S. Truman - Hunter Rider
Deputy Andy Brennan - Spider-Aziz
Deputy Hawk - Anubis
Lucy Moran - Squeekness
Laura Palmer - LibidoLoca
Leland Palmer - Immortalfire
Sarah Palmer - Danoyse
Maddy Ferguson - LibidoLoca
Donna Hayward - katie_girl09
Doctor Hayward - The Guard
James Hurley - Kane52630
"Big Ed" Hurley - E-Man
Nadine Hurley - MrsKent26
Audrey Horne - I SEE SPIDEY
Ben Horne - The Original Bamfer
Jerry Horne - Knowsbleed
Catherine Martell - Kelly
Pete Martell - Vartha
Andrew Packard - Cmill216
Josie Packard - RachelDawes
Norma Jennings - CC
Hank Jennings - chaseter
Annie Blackburn - flickchick85
Major Garland Briggs - C. Lee
Bobby Briggs - Parker Wayne
Mike Nelson - KevanG
Shelly Johnson - hopefuldreamer
Leo Johnson - Alpha and Omega
Albert Rosenfield - Matt
Gordon Cole - Soapy
Dennis/Denise Bryson - Aunt Petunia/Franklin Richards
Windom Earle - thebumwhowalks
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby - Pink Ranger
The Log Lady - Anita18
Harold Smith - Nell2ThaIzzay
Dick Tremayne - JJJ's Ulcer
Mayor Dwayne Milford - DarkSentinel
Dougie Milford - Fallen Angel
Lana Budding Milford - AndThePickles
John Justice Wheeler - Morg
The Man From Another Place - echostation
MIKE - Sawyer
BOB - ETM
The Giant - FilmNerdJamie​

There are some characters that I left out because they didn't make all that much of an impression on me, and just because that ensemble cast was too goddamn big for me to handle. I mean, who did David Lynch think he was when he created this thing, George R.R. Martin?

 

[Anubis]

Deputy Hawk, well alright.

 

[Sawyer]

 

[KevanG]

That's another series I need to get around to watching. I just started the Freddys Nightmares series so after that and between Doctor Who episodes I'll watch it.

 

[Lily Adler]

Of course ETM is BOB.

But I get to play a dual role ala Kim Novak.

 

[Sawyer]

Of course ETM is BOB.

But I get to play a dual role ala Kim Novak.

It's like a good news/bad news for you, LL.

On one hand, you play two roles. On the other....

 

[Lily Adler]

Spoiler

I get killed by a demonic possessed Leland.

 

[Sawyer]

Twice.

 

[Anubis]

Good God that show was f**kin' nuts.

 

[Lily Adler]

Shouldn't D-Sen be Leland since he and ETM are so close.

 

[Sawyer]

Good God that show was f**kin' nuts.

Indeed. But where else would I get the opportunity to cast Franklin Richards as a transvestite David Duchovny?

 

[Sawyer]

Shouldn't D-Sen be Leland since he and ETM are so close.

Eh. He can't carry a tune like Leland and I really wanted to make DS and Clippy the two elderly bickering brothers. It just seemed appropriate.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

If I wish upon a star I might someday have the role of a background bird or dog in one of Sawyer's recasts.

 

[Lily Adler]

I can't remember didn't X-Files do a homage to the series or an almost crossover?

 

[Sawyer]

If I wish upon a star I might someday have the role of a background bird or dog in one of Sawyer's recasts.

You can be one of the Renault brothers I didn't have the energy to recast.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

omg dreams do come true

 

[jaymes_e06]

I've never even heard of this show...

 

[Lily Adler]

It's a trippy show. I think it's on Netflix.

 

[Sawyer]

I've never even heard of this show...

 

[jaymes_e06]

people in pain.

It's a trippy show. I think it's on Netflix.

Just from the dvd art and gifs I can tell. Don't have nf but do have Internet and illegal download I'll give it a looksy.