The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six)

[Sawyer]

TWIN PEAKS

Agent Dale Cooper - Spidey-Bat
Sheriff Harry S. Truman - Hunter Rider
Deputy Andy Brennan - Spider-Aziz
Deputy Hawk - Anubis
Lucy Moran - Squeekness
Laura Palmer - LibidoLoca
Leland Palmer - Immortalfire
Sarah Palmer - Danoyse
Maddy Ferguson - LibidoLoca
Donna Hayward - katie_girl09
Doctor Hayward - The Guard
James Hurley - Kane52630
"Big Ed" Hurley - E-Man
Nadine Hurley - MrsKent26
Audrey Horne - I SEE SPIDEY
Ben Horne - The Original Bamfer
Jerry Horne - Knowsbleed
Catherine Martell - Kelly
Pete Martell - Vartha
Andrew Packard - Cmill216
Josie Packard - RachelDawes
Norma Jennings - CC
Hank Jennings - chaseter
Annie Blackburn - flickchick85
Major Garland Briggs - C. Lee
Bobby Briggs - Parker Wayne
Mike Nelson - KevanG
Shelly Johnson - hopefuldreamer
Leo Johnson - Alpha and Omega
Albert Rosenfield - Matt
Gordon Cole - Soapy
Dennis/Denise Bryson - Aunt Petunia/Franklin Richards
Windom Earle - thebumwhowalks
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby - Pink Ranger
The Log Lady - Anita18
Harold Smith - Nell2ThaIzzay
Dick Tremayne - JJJ's Ulcer
Mayor Dwayne Milford - DarkSentinel
Dougie Milford - Fallen Angel
Lana Budding Milford - AndThePickles
John Justice Wheeler - Morg
The Man From Another Place - echostation
MIKE - Sawyer
BOB - ETM
The Giant - FilmNerdJamie​

There are some characters that I left out because they didn't make all that much of an impression on me, and just because that ensemble cast was too goddamn big for me to handle. I mean, who did David Lynch think he was when he created this thing, George R.R. Martin?

Bumping to new page because I love it, goddammit.

 

[C. Lee]

Don S. Davis spent a week at my house to study my mannerisms.

 

[Sawyer]

I believe it.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I still need to watch Twin Peaks.

And I saw I got recast as Marshall in the How I Met Your Mother Recast a while back. Awesome! Jason Segel's my favorite of the cast.

 

[KevanG]

Sawyer, you should do a Hannibal recast.

 

[Sawyer]

I don't know who I'd make eat their nose....

 

[KevanG]

I'm at the end of Season one thank you. So shaddup about that.

I've seen the movies and read the books too so I'd assume that is the same character from the Hannibal movie.

 

[Sawyer]

If I were just going to do the main cast, I could probably get one out pretty quick. But there are too many good guest stars, even in just the two seasons so far.

I'll get to work.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

CAST FOR FARGO:

Main cast
Spider-Aziz as Lorne Malvo (always the one you least expect )
ComicChick as Deputy Molly Solverson
Duke as Officer Gus Grimly
Nell2ThaIzzy as Lester Nygaard
C.Lee as Deputy Bill Oswalt
CosmicPinchy as Gina Hess
Alpha & Omega as Sam Hess
DarkSentinel as Mickey Hess
Fallen Angel as Moe Hess
Sawyer as Mr. Numbers
Parker Wayne as Mr. Wrench
Anubis as Stavros Milos

 

[Sawyer]

Aziz WISHES he was Lorne Malvo.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Well, what about enterthemadness then? Or would that be more suitable for Stavros?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I'm Mr. Wrench. And here's my friend, who's also a wrench.

 

[Lily Adler]

Parker's alive! Also didn't we already do a Fargo fancast?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Parker's alive! Also didn't we already do a Fargo fancast?

I don't know, but even if it has it can't be done again?

 

[Lily Adler]

Nope that's the unwritten rules of the Hype recast thread.

 

[KevanG]

I'd say it can't be done for a few months and a dozen pages. Time for the memory to fade.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's the recast for the FX series remake. Ta-da

 

[Lily Adler]

So it's inferior to the original.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

 

[Sawyer]

So it's inferior to the original.

Aw, geez...

 

[jaymes_e06]

So it's inferior to the original.

Yes.

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[Sawyer]

 

[KevanG]

Hey, it's the best Batman movie yet.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Nope.