The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six)

[Sawyer]

Oh, you mean the guy who made it almost unbearable to watch that film? Took me quite a while to finish it.

You're right, it probably could've used a few more transforming car robots.

 

[Duke]

Oh, you mean the guy who made it almost unbearable to watch that film? Took me quite a while to finish it.

So, there is still a glimmer of hope for Roger Moore, eh??!!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Oh, you mean the guy who made it almost unbearable to watch that film? Took me quite a while to finish it.

And yet you love the Star Wars prequels and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, soooooo.....

 

[MrMaooz]

So, there is still a glimmer of hope for Roger Moore, eh??!!

Can't believe the guy had that role for 12 years. If I lived in the 70's, I would have started riots to get the guy out of the role. Mainly after Moonraker.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Famous Hypsters as Spies

Ethan Hunt- Parker Wayne

I'm the Ghost Protocol of Hypesters! t:

I left off James Bond intentionally. None of you bastards are cool enough.

 

[MrMaooz]

And yet you love the Star Wars prequels and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, soooooo.....

When the ... did I ever say I liked the SW prequels? ROTS is the only good one...while the other 2 are not so good.

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU TO QUIT BYPASSING THE CENSORS! - CC

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I have to agree with Moose. Roger Moore was like the Clooney Batman of James Bonds.

 

[Sawyer]

I have to agree with Moose. Roger Moore was like the Clooney Batman of James Bonds.

*waits for Kane response*

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

When the **** did I ever say I liked the SW prequels? ROTS is the only good one...while the other 2 are not so good.

Moose, edit like this and quickly. Don't want your naughty mouth getting another infract.

 

[ComicChick]

Moose, edit like this and quickly. Don't want your naughty mouth getting another infract.

don't do him any favors. if the kid isn't going to listen, then he's going to deal with the repercussions. i'm tired of editing out his censor bypasses. i'm not a babysitter.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Oh, you mean the guy who made it almost unbearable to watch that film? Took me quite a while to finish it.

Sorry there wasn't enough explosions, boobs, and Hayden Christensen to keep your attention.

Lazenby's Bond had some pretty good fight scenes and was one of the first to have more depth beyond the just typical Bond movie awesomeness of Connery.

On Her Majesy's Secret Service kicks ass.

 

[Sawyer]

don't do him any favors. if the kid isn't going to listen, then he's going to deal with the repercussions. i'm tired of editing out his censor bypasses. i'm not a babysitter.

 

[SuperFerret]

E- Man I'll take Bond.

You people. SMH. I'm James Bond.

FAMOUS Hypesters.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

don't do him any favors. if the kid isn't going to listen, then he's going to deal with the repercussions. i'm tired of editing out his censor bypasses. i'm not a babysitter.

It's his actual babysitter's fault.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

And you left out Sarah Walker! That hurts man. It's hurts

I don't think E-Man has ever watched Chuck.

 

[Kane52630]

I have to agree with Moose. Roger Moore was like the Clooney Batman of James Bonds.

*waits for Kane response*

 

[Sawyer]

It's his actual babysitter's fault.

Moose's life was the basis for the film "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead". Except, unlike the characters in the film, he actually killed the babysitter, and the filmmakers thought that was just too dark and wanted their protagonists to be likable.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I have to agree with Moose. Roger Moore was like the Clooney Batman of James Bonds.

He was a badass in The Spy Who Loved Me, though. At his best, Moore was awesome.

More dropped a guy off a roof, shot a guy in the balls, ski'd off a mountain with a Union Jack Parachute, kicked a guy out of a moving train, and drove a car into the ocean. Oh, and he led a naval assault on the villain's lair.

Not to mention his line he said to Anya when he admitted he killed her boyfriend (including the look in his eyes when he says it):

When someone is on ski's at 40 miles an hour trying to put a bullet in your back, you don't always have time to remember a face. In this business Anya, People get killed. We both know that. So did he. It was either him or me. The answer to the question is yes. I did kill him.

 

[Sawyer]

When I spend more than 15 seconds in a Spider-Man/Batman/Superman/X-Men/Avengers thread:

 

[MrMaooz]

Wrong thread, bro.

 

[MrMaooz]

Sorry there wasn't enough explosions, boobs, and Hayden Christensen to keep your attention.

Lazenby's Bond had some pretty good fight scenes and was one of the first to have more depth beyond the just typical Bond movie awesomeness of Connery.

On Her Majesy's Secret Service kicks ass.

The movie's great, but I never liked Lazenby.

 

[Sawyer]

Wrong thread, bro.

I do what I want.

 

[Duke]

He was a badass in The Spy Who Loved Me, though. At his best, Moore was awesome.

More dropped a guy off a roof, shot a guy in the balls, ski'd off a mountain with a Union Jack Parachute, kicked a guy out of a moving train, and drove a car into the ocean. Oh, and he led a naval assault on the villain's lair.

Not to mention his line he said to Anya when he admitted he killed her boyfriend (including the look in his eyes when he says it):

When someone is on ski's at 40 miles an hour trying to put a bullet in your back, you don't always have time to remember a face. In this business Anya, People get killed. We both know that. So did he. It was either him or me. The answer to the question is yes. I did kill him.

Parker, just reading that brought tears to my eyes.

 

[E-Man]

And you left out Sarah Walker! That hurts man. It's hurts

I gave you someone who is possibly the best spy on tv right now. You'll live.

He was a badass in The Spy Who Loved Me, though. At his best, Moore was awesome.

More dropped a guy off a roof, shot a guy in the balls, ski'd off a mountain with a Union Jack Parachute, kicked a guy out of a moving train, and drove a car into the ocean. Oh, and he led a naval assault on the villain's lair.

Not to mention his line he said to Anya when he admitted he killed her boyfriend (including the look in his eyes when he says it):

When someone is on ski's at 40 miles an hour trying to put a bullet in your back, you don't always have time to remember a face. In this business Anya, People get killed. We both know that. So did he. It was either him or me. The answer to the question is yes. I did kill him.

Moore broke my Bond virginity, so I always have a soft spot for him. Even watching as an adult I find him more entertaining than any of the other Bonds besides Brosnan and Craig. I like Sean Connery, but I think Moore was better. Too bad that Lazenby got the most ridiculous advice ever to quit being Bond. That dude could have walked away with the GOAT Bond title had he done a few more movies. His lone performance was straight gangsta, son.

 

[jaymes_e06]

Im an Aquarius, I always knew I was destined to survive a horror movie.

You can be Julie I must be Sidney.