The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Three)

[Mrs. Sawyer]

What does a guy have to do to win an audition to one of these castings?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Glee

Finn Hudson - BizarroAids
Rachel Berry – Alexia Dark
Kurt Hummel - Schlosser85
Will Schuester - Sawyer
Emma Pilsbury - j'adore
Quinn Fabray - AndThePickles
Santana Lopez – Star
Brittany St. Pierce - ComicChick
Noah ''Puck" Puckerman - Hunter_Rider
Sam Evans - ImmortalFire
Mercedes Jones - NotAHenchWench
Tina Cohen Chang - Harls
Mike Chang - knowsbleed
Artie Abrams - Prison Mike
Sue Sylvester – The Original Bamfer
Becky Jackson - JP
Principal Figgins - Mirko
Coach Shannon Beiste - Sensi
Blaine Anderson – Speedball
Burt Hummel - Marx
Brad, The Piano Player – Kane52630
Jacob Ben Israel - Catman
Matt Rutherford - Manic

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Sue?! Sue?! I'm totally Puck.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Which holy **** reminds me. I totally left him out.

BTW..you're kind of a mean person, but you still have a heart of gold. Total Sue.

 

[Prison Mike]

I love the casting!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I totally agree with, like, a third of that casting. I think Sue's one of the best characters... but I'm a man. And a man who loves Glee club. That happens to be mean.

Hunter Rider is no Puck. Though Rachel is spot-on.

 

[Specter313]

Pickles got knocked up by Hunter! Hunter, Spoons be comin for you!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I cast Hunter_Rider because he posts most in the Hotties thread. -shrug-

 

[Sawyer]

Glee

Finn Hudson - BizarroAids
Rachel Berry – Alexia Dark
Kurt Hummel - Schlosser85
Will Schuester - Sawyer
Emma Pilsbury - j'adore
Quinn Fabray - AndThePickles
Santana Lopez – katie_girl09
Brittany St. Pierce - ComicChick
Noah ''Puck" Puckerman - Hunter_Rider
Sam Evans - ImmortalFire
Mercedes Jones - NotAHenchWench
Tina Cohen Chang - Harls
Mike Chang - knowsbleed
Artie Abrams - Prison Mike
Sue Sylvester – The Original Bamfer
Becky Jackson - JP
Principal Figgins - Mirko
Coach Shannon Beiste - Sensi
Blaine Anderson – Speedball
Burt Hummel - Marx
Brad, The Piano Player – Kane52630
Jacob Ben Israel - Catman
Matt Rutherford - Manic

I do love a good vest.... and a white man rap.... and a germaphobic redhead.

 

[Manic]

Glee

Finn Hudson - BizarroAids
Rachel Berry – Alexia Dark
Kurt Hummel - Schlosser85
Will Schuester - Sawyer
Emma Pilsbury - j'adore
Quinn Fabray - AndThePickles
Santana Lopez – Star
Brittany St. Pierce - ComicChick
Noah ''Puck" Puckerman - Hunter_Rider
Sam Evans - ImmortalFire
Mercedes Jones - NotAHenchWench
Tina Cohen Chang - Harls
Mike Chang - knowsbleed
Artie Abrams - Prison Mike
Sue Sylvester – The Original Bamfer
Becky Jackson - JP
Principal Figgins - Mirko
Coach Shannon Beiste - Sensi
Blaine Anderson – Speedball
Burt Hummel - Marx
Brad, The Piano Player – Kane52630
Jacob Ben Israel - Catman
Matt Rutherford - Manic

Great. I'm the token black guy who had exactly 2 lines of dialogue and no solos, then quietly disappeared between seasons to be replaced by... Immortalfire, apparently.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I did that on purpose because I knew how you felt about that whole situation.

 

[Sawyer]

I wonder who Karofsky is...

 

[E-Man]

Faster (2010)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1433108/fullcredits#cast

Driver- WillardNation
Cop- The Original Bamfer
Killer- Hunter Rider
Cicero- ComicChick
Lily- AndThePickles
Marina- Jadore
Tommy- Aesop Rocks
Roy Grone - Manic
Kenny- THE MR. TERRIFIC
Warden- SuperFerret
Baphomet-Spoons
Bathroom Attendant- Kane52630
Telemarketer- Knowsbleed
Old Guy- C.Lee
Teen Girl- Harls
The Evangelist- E-man
Evangelist's Wife-katie_girl09
Sergeant Mallory- Spider-Fan
Drivers Ex- Sensi
Driver's Brother- Hound55
Driver's Mother- Redmarvel

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[Speedball]

Glee

Finn Hudson - BizarroAids
Rachel Berry – Alexia Dark
Kurt Hummel - Schlosser85
Will Schuester - Sawyer
Emma Pilsbury - j'adore
Quinn Fabray - AndThePickles
Santana Lopez – Star
Brittany St. Pierce - ComicChick
Noah ''Puck" Puckerman - Hunter_Rider
Sam Evans - ImmortalFire
Mercedes Jones - NotAHenchWench
Tina Cohen Chang - Harls
Mike Chang - knowsbleed
Artie Abrams - Prison Mike
Sue Sylvester – The Original Bamfer
Becky Jackson - JP
Principal Figgins - Mirko
Coach Shannon Beiste - Sensi
Blaine Anderson – Speedball
Burt Hummel - Marx
Brad, The Piano Player – Kane52630
Jacob Ben Israel - Catman
Matt Rutherford - Manic

OMG!

He makes me want to join an acapella group.

 

[Speedball]

I wonder who Karofsky is...

...
JAL
...

 

[Kane52630]

Glee

Brad, The Piano Player – Kane52630

Bill you know I dont watch this show so let me guess, he doesnt talk in the show right?

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hey man you may hate it (even though you havent seen it) but he's one of my favorite characters.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

He doesn't talk, he's always just sort of there, hates everyone's guts, but still does everything they say. So pretty much you.

 

[Kane52630]

He doesn't talk, he's always just sort of there, hates everyone's guts, but still does everything they say. So pretty much you.

Why I outta

Spoiler

I guess thats perfect for me

 

[SuperFerret]

Ought to.

 

[Prison Mike]

Which hypester is Lauren?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I originally had EVERY character down and just whittled it down to those people. I really wanted to cast Lauren though.

 

[chaseter]

I wish I watched Glee to understand half of those but then a show that centers 30 minutes around Justin Bieber or Britney Spears make me glad that I don't.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

1) The show is an hour.
2) They never dedicated an episode to Bieber. Just covered two of his songs and from the previews it's like they aren't even taking it seriously.

 

[Speedball]

1) The show is an hour.
2) They never dedicated an episode to Bieber. Just covered one of his songs and from the previews it's like they aren't even taking it seriously.

I just like to think that the Bieber songs are original Glee songs, because they sound dramatically better.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Yep. Chord and Kevin definitely improved the hell out of them.