The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Three)

[Johnny Drama]

Kane, that was the first time I have been disappointed about one of your recasts. Because I'm not in it.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Mario- Marx

Luigi- SuBe

Princess Peach- ComicChick

Toad- CrashNburn

Yoshi- Colossal Spoons

Birdo- Angel_farie

Princess Daisy- AndThePickles

Donkey Kong- Chris Wallace

Diddy Kong- Terry78

Toadette- Harls

Toadsworth- Manic

Bowser- JAL

Bowser Jr.- ETM

Kammy Koopa- Kel

King Boo- Aesop Rock

Petey Piranha- JP

Wario- Bakerboy

Waluigi- Ghostrider87

Bob-omb- Star

Koopa Troopa- Prison Mike

Cheep-Cheep- Lunar_Wolf

Dry Bones- Eggyman

Goomba- The Original Bamfer

Lakitu- Spider-Fan

Thwomp- Darthphere

Shy Guy- Ziggyman

Chain Chomp- Majic Walrus

 

[JP]

I'm cool with this.

 

[E-Man]

Funny, you also happen to teach ballet.

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Iron Mike!

 

[JP]

For a second I thought you said your style was impotent.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

And I was really hoping he was going to say, "and I'm just fierce."

 

[JP]

"My style is impotent. My defense is pregnant, and I'm just fierce."
- E-Man

 

[Hound55]

Alright you little punks, Coach is hung-over so he doesn't want to take any crap. Shirts and skins, let's do this!

*Blows whistle and winces with pain from the noise*

 

[AndThePickles]

I cannot support this Mario re-cast because I was cast as a brunnette and don't get to wear pink

 

[Johnny Drama]

well, she was blond in the movie. And wore pink!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I can't support this casting because I'm not in it and I fricking love Mario.

 

[Prison Mike]

I support it because I'm in it...unlike Kane's castings.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Pickles should have been Peach!

 

[JP]

Yeah, I mean just in general Daisy is a ****e. Pickles is certainly no ****e.

 

[Marx]

Love the Super Mario recast!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Yeah, I mean just in general Daisy is a ****e. Pickles is certainly no ****e.

ComicChick is also more likely to run around screaming ''Hi! I'm Daisy!" over and over again.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Dear Kane:
Stop swiping my ideas.
Thank you!

 

[Kane52630]

The Hype University Thread
Shemtov- Superferret
Aesop Rocks- Prison Mike
Prison Mike- Ultra Lantern
knowsbleed- The Original Bamfer with some bags of cake
Kane52630- Alan Rickman
Lizard- Lizard

 

[Manic]

Multimedia/Yearbook- Manic

True story, I worked on the Yearbook staff my Senior year. I also signed up for the multimedia class that did our morning announcement TV show, but I never got in.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

The Hype University Thread
Shemtov- Superferret
Aesop Rocks- Prison Mike
Prison Mike- Ultra Lantern
knowsbleed- The Original Bamfer with some bags of cake
Kane52630- Alan Rickman
Lizard- Lizard

This whole post is GOLD! I've finally been here long enough to start getting the jokes within the recast thread.

 

[JP]

I guess I haven't.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah, I don't even get that one. Other than bags of cake. Because bags of cake are awesome.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

I could explain them, but then they wouldn't be funny.

 

[JP]

So, they'd remain the same?

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

For you, yes.