The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Two)

[SuperFerret]

EVERY SINGLE SEASON!

The Nice Guy - Crash'n'Burn
The Prick - Wilhelm Scream
The unobtainable Hot Chick- D'Bella
The less attractive but more likable hot chick - ComicChick
The Drama starter - Star
The Shy Guy- Prison Mike
The Shy Girl - Rachel Dawes
The nice Gay guy- Justabill
The angry Gay guy- JP
The token black guy- Colossal Spoons
The angry black guy - Chris Wallace
The "easy" one - Redmarvel
The alcoholic- Knowsbleed
The emo one- Angel Faerie
The super funny unattractive guy - Aesop Rocks
The guy who is voted off the show midway through the season- JAL
The guy who is too old to be in the house- C.Lee
The one with a "boyfriend at home" - AndThePickles

Can't... stop... laughing... from... irony...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You watch that god awful show? Eh, doesn't surprise me.

Wanna smush?

 

[Johnny Drama]

Wanna smush?

I had no idea you were DTF

 

[Colossal Spoons]

House music all day

 

[Harls]

The Real World casting.... bahahahaha xD

 

[knowsbleed]

Snookie - The Original Bamfer
J-WoWW- Star
Mike "The Situation" - Johnny Drama
Ronnie - Colossal Spoons
Sammy Sweetheart - AndThePickles
Paulie- Bizarro Aids
Vinny - Prison Mike
Angelina - Angel Faerie

I think we have a Situation.

 

[doih]

Eh I don't think Maynard is boring, but he is just quiet. Brainchild comes across that way. I think Maynard vs. Edgar 2 will be a lot better than people think it will be. That's one of the best matchups in all of MMA right now.

And I thought about casting Cecil Peoples too, but I don't hate anybody enough on here to do that. lol

I like Maynard, actually. Just joking based on his rep.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Can't... stop... laughing... from... irony...

Yeah, JP's nicer than me. Easily. Haha.

 

[SuperFerret]

Well, you're the G.A.S. guy.

 

[E-Man]

Bill passed gas? You nasty mutha!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Can someone recast something that won't make me itch?

 

[Kane52630]

Things that Bamfer gets an itch from

LSP - Assassian

Justin Bieber - JAL

kesha - Angel_Faerie

Gordon Ramsey - Ace of Knaves

Prostate exams - ETM

Food with bones in it - MetalGear7

boring people - Kane52630

pompous people - JStorm

 

[The Original Bamfer]

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Things that Bamfer gets an itch from

LSP - Assassian

Justin Bieber - JAL

kesha - Angel_Faerie

Gordon Ramsey - Ace of Knaves

Prostate exams - ETM

Food with bones in it - MetalGear7

boring people - Kane52630

pompous people - JStorm

Aw Ace

 

[ComicChick]

EVERY SINGLE SEASON!

The Nice Guy - Crash'n'Burn
The Prick - Wilhelm Scream
The unobtainable Hot Chick- D'Bella
The less attractive but more likable hot chick - ComicChick
The Drama starter - Star
The Shy Guy- Prison Mike
The Shy Girl - Rachel Dawes
The nice Gay guy- Justabill
The angry Gay guy- JP
The token black guy- Colossal Spoons
The angry black guy - Chris Wallace
The "easy" one - Redmarvel
The alcoholic- Knowsbleed
The emo one- Angel Faerie
The super funny unattractive guy - Aesop Rocks
The guy who is voted off the show midway through the season- JAL
The guy who is too old to be in the house- C.Lee
The one with a "boyfriend at home" - AndThePickles

you got your gays mixed up. it's the other way around

 

[Johnny Drama]

I know, I am told. lmao.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

To be honest, I'm just very opinionated, everyone mistakes that for angry with me for some reason.

 

[Hound55]

To be honest, I'm just very opinionated, everyone mistakes that for angry with me for some reason.

OK, OK, settle down Cheryl...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I am settled. Quite nicely actually.

 

[Johnny Drama]

To be honest, I'm just very opinionated, everyone mistakes that for angry with me for some reason.

You have never come across as angry to me, hence the reason I labeled you the nice guy lol

 

[Johnny Drama]

SNL All Stars

Bill Murray- Knowsbleed
Dan Ackroyd- Hunter Rider
Chevy Chase- Gilpesh
John Belushi- Anubis
Gilda Radner- Rachel Dawes
Eddie Murphy- Wiseman
Dennis Miller- Darthphere
Joe Piscopo- JAL
John Lovitz- Rando
Dana Carvy- Prison Mike
Phill Hartman- Lunar Wolf
Mike Myers- Spider-Fan
Kevin Nealon- C. Lee
Chris Farley- TheCorpulantOne
Tim Meadows- Mr. Terrific
Chris Rock- Chris Wallace
Adam Sandler- Eggyman
Rob Scneider- Aesop Rocks
David Spade- The Original Bamfer
Norm Macdonald- Sawyer
Jay Mohr- Drakon
Jim Breuer- Ace Of Knaves
Tracy Morgan- Terry78
Will Ferrell- Chaseter
Chris Katan- Silverstein
Daryl Hammond- Marx
Cheri Oteri- ComicChick
Molly Shannon- DBella
Andy Samburg- Mr. Todd
Tina Fey- Sensi
Jimmy Fallon- Johnny Drama
Amy Poehler- zahanbil
Bill Hader- Erzengel

 

[chaseter]

I love you.

 

[Prison Mike]

Please keep doing more recasts Johnny!

 

[SuperFerret]

Good recast, and it really shows how SNL has declined in recent years. Out of the last seven, only Tina Fey is worth anything.

 

[Prison Mike]

I don't know. I like Samberg and Hader too.