Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch: The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix R1 M2 - The Apatow Crew vs ETM

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The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix.





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What is a Hype Deathmatch? They are bloodsoaked battles between Hypesters that usually result in dead bodies and cheating*… BUT NO CHEATINGor I’ll give JAL your home phone number. They are a Hype tradition that has almost been forgotten, but I remembered… so you all benefit. So let me Michael Bay this franchise out and we’ll have some nice looking sex-plosions and stuffs.

These Deathmatches carry on the tradition started by Toven/Holly > Doug Lips > Erzengel > Shadowboxing. All of them long gone except for the Asian/German mistress.

How are the participants chosen? Through mass kidnappings, first 5 pages of the Members List, well-known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls/Bamfer, etc. Since this takes place in the Community, these are primarily people who post regularly in Community. If you do not see your name, don’t be discouraged. There’s always Hype Deathmatch: Direct to DVD.

Each match will last 2 days will get it’s own thread. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

*multiple votes by the same user on different screen names is cheating.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 52 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
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Round 1
Match 1. Gilpesh vs chaseter
Match 2. The Apatow Crew vs EnterTheMadness
Match 3. Lightning Strykez! vs C. Lee
Match 4. KenshinAtrain vs The Ace of Knaves vs Johnny Drama
Match 5. terry78 vs Majic Walrus
Match 6. Karebear vs ComicChick
Match 7. DOG LIPS vs CConn
Match 8. Immortalfire vs Showtime
Match 9. StorminNorman vs The Original Bamfer
Match 10. Mdizzle vs Star
Match 11. Spider-Man Luvr28 vs katie_girl09 vs Catman
Match 12. Prison Mike vs Two-Face vs JP
Match 13. DBella vs AndThePickles
Match 14. Colossal Spoons vs Drakon
Match 15. Marx vs SuBe
Match 16. Spider-Fan vs CrashNburn
Match 17. Lunar_Wolf vs Morg
Match 18. Matt vs BlackLantern vs Sarge 2.0
Match 19. The Spawn vs SuperFerret
Match 20. Hunter Rider vs Cmill216
Match 21. redmarvel vs Kel
Match 22. TheCorpulent1 vs Dew k. Mosi
Match 23. Eggyman vs Wiseman
Match 24. Erzengel vs Darth (Don't ****ing Care) phere
 
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There's only one tard who has my heart :heart:
 
I don't know Eggy. I'm torn between the two. It's a very difficult decision... I'll have to ponder more.
 
Voted. And I'm surprised at the totals as of now.
 
Voted for The Apatow Crew

Also is there an official Hype Deathmatch thread that will have all the battles/results that I missed? If so link me

If not, Nosebleed get on it!
 
Wow and for the record, some of these are very tough.

This is my very first deathmatch :yay:
 
Voted for The Apatow Crew

Also is there an official Hype Deathmatch thread that will have all the battles/results that I missed? If so link me

If not, Nosebleed get on it!

I will update the roster as the matches proceed. This is Round 1 Match 2... so this is only the beginning. I just messed up when I titled it... which, as soon as I see a mod get online... will hopefully be fixed.
 
These Deathmatches not only are a part of Community tradition... they also are a great place to channel recessive anger toward your opponent in non-physical/written form. What better way to start off your day than to let your fingers do the lashing?

... audience participation key as well... without you, there's just two guys touching each other by themselves.
 
JAL/TAC voted for me so I have to return the favor.
 
Close this thread, I give up, JAL beating me in votes is like a tarded blind monkey driving a car on the highway.
 
You still have a chance... A really really small one, but a chance.
 
People... there is still more than a full day left on these things. People have ****ed themselves out and won with a lot less than what ETM has right now.

Go ****e ETM... you can DO IT!
 
People... there is still more than a full day left on these things. People have ****ed themselves out and won with a lot less than what ETM has right now.

Go ****e ETM... you can DO IT!
 
People... there is still more than a full day left on these things. People have ****ed themselves out and won with a lot less than what ETM has right now.

Go ****e ETM... you can DO IT!


Hell no.
 
This is an easy one. Definitely JAL/TAC. I don't care what the rest of you say/think, I find him quite adorable and he's been a great source of fun and entertainment here.
 
Can you ban them for not including me in this Bella? :cmad:
 

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