The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Two)

[Drakon]

I still don't get who I am, or how I'm him, but it's nice to see that you put the effort into it, and not just listing random names.

 

[Star]

He's the small town police chief

 

[Drakon]

Yeah, I got that from reading the Wiki. I meant more personality.

 

[Hunter Rider]

I was cast as Alec Baldwin!

CC is Debra Morgan? I never knew CC is such a foul-mouthed person. She's sweet.

Well no chick I have ever met cusses like Deb and certainly none on here, but Deb's eagerness to get her badge = CC being keen on being a mod and Deb works really hard on her cases to strive to solve them in the same way CC does with the challenges in Survivor. Plus while Deb may swear a lot she is a good person.

Ahh... no wonder I don't know who she is. I've yet to watch the entire Season 3. Only watched 3 episodes so far.

Hunter must have grown to hate me while I was gone for a while...

Haha! Ellen wants EVERYONE to get a fair shot, kinda like you My Dear.

 

[Spider-Fan]

That Twilight casting I did was just so well done, my god, patting myself on the back right now

But...you made me chase's other guy

 

[chaseter]

That Twilight casting I did was just so well done, my god, patting myself on the back right now

I am Kristen Stewart so I am going to go into my bedroom for a couple of hours. BAI GAIZ!!!

 

[DBella]

Well no chick I have ever met cusses like Deb and certainly none on here, but Deb's eagerness to get her badge = CC being keen on being a mod and Deb works really hard on her cases to strive to solve them in the same way CC does with the challenges in Survivor. Plus while Deb may swear a lot she is a good person.

Can't argue with that.

Haha! Ellen wants EVERYONE to get a fair shot, kinda like you My Dear.

That's the only thing we have in common. Sure, I want everyone to have a fair shot but I don't know if I can defend someone who has so much evidence stacked against them. If Dex says someone is guilty, I'm not going to argue with him. As he says, "Blood doesn't lie."

 

[chaseter]

Okay Jesus enough with the Dexter chatter Recast something!!!

 

[Watson]

I'm really late to the party, but this...

I felt that a Zoolander recast was in order after rumagging through the House of Style thread.

Derek Zoolander - Etienne
Hansel - Erzengel
Jacobim Mugatu - Darthphere
Katinka Ingabogovinanana - Star
Matilda Jeffries - Dr. Watson
Brint - WompuM
Rufus - BlackLantern
Meekus - PWN3R
Maury Ballstein - Sawyer
Todd - KenshinAtrain
J.P. Prewitt (the world's greatest hand model) - Immortalfire
Evil DJ - Ace of Knaves
Olga the Masseuse - The Original Bamfer
Prime Minister of Malaysia - Poetic Chaos
Archie - Johnny Drama
Hansel's Posse - imaperson2, Mistress Gluon, kytrigger, Franklin Richards, Anti-Moderator, AndThePickles

...made me giggle into my morning coffee

 

[CrashNburn]

That Twilight casting I did was just so well done, my god, patting myself on the back right now

...except the fact that im not in it!!!

on second thought, now that i look at the casting, maybe you're right. I could have made an awesome Edward Cullen though......if i fell down the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down into a pile of ****. heyyyoooo!!!

 

[Go Web Go!]

I'm really late to the party, but this...



...made me giggle into my morning coffee

Thank you! It's about time that one got some recognition. It was hard work.

 

[Star]

Hamlet

HAMLET- The Original Bamfer
OPHELIA- Star
CLAUDIUS- knowsbleed
GERTRUDE- AndThePickles
THE GHOST (Hamlet's Dad)- Colossal Spoons
POLONIUS- Drakon
LAERTES- Sarge 2.0
HORATIO- CrashNBurn
MARCELLUS- Go Web Go!
FORTINBRAS- BlackLantern
Gravediggers- JAL and enterthemadness
ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN- Crook and Gilpesh

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You know, I'm pretty sure Shakespeare actually based Hamlet off of those Hypesters.

 

[Silverstein]

No one ever casts me. *cries*

 

[Go Web Go!]

No one ever casts me. *cries*

You had a pretty prominent role in the Spider-Man trilogy.

 

[Silverstein]

Thus the crying...

 

[chaseter]

If it makes you feel better, I cast Hunter in nearly everything but he never casts me

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I get to kill Bamfer with a poisoned sword.

That's pretty awesome.

Also, JAL and ETM as the gravediggers is genius casting.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Thank you! It's about time that one got some recognition. It was hard work.

That is a good casting. Darth for Mugatu is inspired.

And I've always wanted to be an evil DJ who brainwashes people with tunes

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You know, I'm pretty sure Shakespeare actually based Hamlet off of those Hypesters.

I should prob see this movie

 

[chaseter]

We had to watch it in grade school.

 

[Go Web Go!]

That is a good casting. Darth for Mugatu is inspired.

And I've always wanted to be an evil DJ who brainwashes people with tunes

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I should prob see this movie

It's like four hours long.

So if you've never been exposed to Hamlet before you should probably just read the play first.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Definitely read it. I hate reading, but I actually enjoyed Hamlet.

But, Spoons, basically you get killed by your brother (knowsbleed) who quickly marries, but more importantly bangs, your once-wife (Pickles). Me, your son, smells something fishy and figures it all out. But plenty of shenanigans happen and nearly every character winds up dead. Oops, spoilers. lol.

 

[Speedball]

The fact that I'm not in the buffy recast or zoolander hurts me.