The 'Ignorance is Bliss' Thread.

[Fledermaus]

In this world of 24/7 news networks and instantaneous communication, I think we're nearing an information overload. With that in mind, is there anything you know that you wish you didn't?
I wish I didn't know what's in hot dogs.

 

[bell110]

Personally, I'd rather know then not know.

 

[Drakon]

I wish I didn't know a lot of things. My time on the internet over the last four years has taught me three things:

1) No matter where you go, there's always going to be people that make me hate them, be it for idiocy, hypocrisy, bigotry, or general *****ebaggery.

2) Instead of bettering oneself, most people would rather continue to cheat the system over and over, which, in reality hurts everyone else who's trying to get by honestly. or genuinely made a mistake.

3) Thanks to the last ten or fifteen years, we've all become incredibly impatient as a whole. This site is a perfect example. Go into any comic movie forum, and look at the people complaining about a 'lack of updates" when just twenty years ago with B89, most people didn't even know there was going to BE a Batman movie until they went to the theater and saw the poster.

 

[PLAS]

nah, there's nothing I wish I didn't know

 

[sinewave]

i wish i'd never learned what 'goatse' is.

 

[Fledermaus]

Seconded.

 

[Ghostvirus]

I think is some terms ignorance is bliss. I sometimes wish that I had never considered the possibility that there wasn't a god. It would be so much easier to feel conforted. Rather than feeling so small, & alone.

 

[Badger]

i wish i'd never learned what 'goatse' is.

Yes, or Tub Girl, or countless other things the Internet has burned into my psyche.

 

[Victarion]

Many, many strange and unnatural things. I wish I never found out about the New Hype Order. Just what is Tub Girl, BP? The picture has been scarred into my brain, but nothing computes...I suppose I should consider myself lucky that way.

-Lieutenant Morzan

 

[blind_fury]

menstrual bleeding

I could've gone without knowing about those.

 

[blind_fury]

ditto for queefs

 

[SuperMonkey]

Seconded

Thirded

 

[Victarion]

Queef? Never heard of it. Awefully catchy word, don't you chaps think?

Queef patties, Chicken con Queefo, Con-Queef-stador, Queefopotomus, Queef leaf, Dairy Queef.

If I scarred anyone, I regret nothing and revel in my ignorance.

-Lieutenant Morzan

 

[Drakon]

"Aw, the fish pooted."

 

[blind_fury]

Queef? Never heard of it. Awefully catchy word, don't you chaps think?

Queef patties, Chicken con Queefo, Con-Queef-stador, Queefopotomus, Queef leaf, Dairy Queef.

If I scarred anyone, I regret nothing and revel in my ignorance.

-Lieutenant Morzan

Oh man I hope they open a Dairy Queef around here.

 

[SuperMonkey]

*googles "queef"*

Oh lordy loo

Queef is pretty much

Spoiler

a vaginal fart

*vomits*

-- DisgustedBob

 

[Fledermaus]

Lol.

 

[AhabTheArab]

i wish i didnt know there were sharks in the oceans.

 

[CristoTheSecond]

I think is some terms ignorance is bliss. I sometimes wish that I had never considered the possibility that there wasn't a god. It would be so much easier to feel conforted. Rather than feeling so small, & alone.

So, you feel there isn't a God then?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I wish I didn't know a lot of things. My time on the internet over the last four years has taught me three things:


3) Thanks to the last ten or fifteen years, we've all become incredibly impatient as a whole. This site is a perfect example. Go into any comic movie forum, and look at the people complaining about a 'lack of updates" when just twenty years ago with B89, most people didn't even know there was going to BE a Batman movie until they went to the theater and saw the poster.

agreed, the internet has spoiled the moviemaking experience imo. script leaks etc.

 

[The Kid]

agreed, the internet has spoiled the moviemaking experience imo. script leaks etc.

Two words:

STAR WARS

That **** changed everything. i really wish I didn't get sucked into that blackhole when it all started back in 1999, but whatever.

 

[hammy]

Nearing information overload?!! I'd say we passed that, several years ago.

Yeah, there's plenty I wish I didn't know. About half of what I know, I wish I didn't.

 

[Ghostvirus]

So, you feel there isn't a God then?

At this time I do not see any reason to believe there is one.

 

[bullets]

i wish i didnt know who paris hilton was or larry birkhead

 

[SuperMonkey]

word.