The ****ing Snow Plow Man

[Captain Planet!]

My nemesis just arrived to overflow the streets with the disgusting mix of salt and human flesh to destroy everything anyone loves. He has plowed the roads of my domain, filling the ends of the streets with black, dirty polluted remains.

And for what, the "safety" of the people? What about getting off of work and school 3 extra days before it's Christmas break? What about the safety of our souls?

Just as I was about to walk into the blistery cold blizzardary wind of the outside to tell my enemy to go **** himself, He scurried away like the coward he really is.

You with your big dirty, diesel smelling, environtmentally challenged, vehicle of dispair, With "GIT-R-DONE" spray painted on the front of your salty yellow plow... I hate you, ****ing Snow Plow Man.


If you have any thoughts on Snow Plow Men, Or just this Northeastern blizzard, feel free to share.

 

[Drizzle]

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[Poetic Chaos]

I knew Mr. Plow would work his way into this thread sooner than later but first reply...well played!

 

[Marx]

I was knocked over by a snow plow while walking one year...I think the guy was probably laughing as he did it.

 

[Mister J]

I bet he was, because I'm laughing just envisioning it.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I was knocked over by a snow plow while walking one year...I think the guy was probably laughing as he did it.

Just one more reason to hate Snow Plow Men.



By the way, This **** is coming down really hard now.

 

[Marx]

I bet he was, because I'm laughing just envisioning it.

Just one more reason to hate Snow Plow Men.



By the way, This **** is coming down really hard now.

I was so mad! I had to walk about 6 blocks in the snow to a convenience store to buy an overpriced snow shovel...I was on my way back to my apartment and I hear noise behind me and I got knocked over by a wall of snow! Keep in mind that I was ten feet off the road!

 

[Mister J]

Karl, stop it. You're making the vision worse.

I've lived most of my life in Florida. This all might as well be a movie to me.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I hate when after a large snowfall you nicely shovel your drive way and as soon as you get inside and take off your boots, the snow plow comes by and bushes all these packed chunks of ice, snow, mud, salt and **** onto the end of your driveway which you can only get rid of with a few grenades or a pickax. **** you Snow Plow Man.

 

[Alex The Great]

I was shoveling 3 feet of snow a few days ago and a ****ing Snow Plow came by and doubled the size of the mountain I had to get rid of!

 

[Kane52630]

i wish it was here, snow would be nice right about now

 

[Bat Attack]

I hate the snow plow men, my entire house shakes when one of those oversized trucks drives by with their orange flashing lights. It kind of feels like the world is ending.

 

[Hound55]

What's snow???

 

[Twin2]

What's snow???

It's like a toilet, but outside.

 

[Hound55]

Snow is a dunny..?

 

[Majic Walrus]

I had a snow plow block me in the other day too. I hate that.

 

[Rain]

Seems we have a common enemy.

When I was younger, my friends and I would chuck snowballs at the plow man's windows.

Good times.

 

[danoyse]

I was so mad! I had to walk about 6 blocks in the snow to a convenience store to buy an overpriced snow shovel...I was on my way back to my apartment and I hear noise behind me and I got knocked over by a wall of snow! Keep in mind that I was ten feet off the road!

OK, now I can't stop laughing at this. Sorry Marx!

If it makes you feel any better, my dad gave me a black eye (by accident!) during a snowball fight when I was 4.

It's been snowing here since about 3 this afternoon, and according to the weather channel, it's going to get really bad in about an hour or so. I live in apartment complex and the snow plows haven't gotten to my parking lot yet. They'll probably get here around 3am.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Reminds of that one movie called "Snow Day".

 

[Marx]

OK, now I can't stop laughing at this. Sorry Marx!

If it makes you feel any better, my dad gave me a black eye (by accident!) during a snowball fight when I was 4.

It's been snowing here since about 3 this afternoon, and according to the weather channel, it's going to get really bad in about an hour or so. I live in apartment complex and the snow plows haven't gotten to my parking lot yet. They'll probably get here around 3am.

It's ok. I'm glad my pain can provide a good laugh!

In all seriousness, it is a little funny when I look back on it. I was incredibly ticked at the time though.

 

[danoyse]

It's ok. I'm glad my pain can provide a good laugh!

In all seriousness, it is a little funny when I look back on it. I was incredibly ticked at the time though.

I would have been pretty ticked off at the time too!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I'll be glad to see all this crap plowed away. I hate it.

 

[FaT_tONle]

Thought the upper NE would avoid the brunt... now I hear the hard stuff has yet to come and we have a foot as it is.

 

[danoyse]

Is it bad that I just saw the snow plow guy talking on his cell phone while he was about to back up into the parking lot?

 

[katie_girl09]

Run!