"Got myself a brand new girlfriend. So we went to the cinema, we came home from the cinema, we went through the front door, up the stairs, through the bedroom door, onto the bedroom floor. I've seen her naked...twice!"
"There's not much glamour about the English weather, there's not much left keeping us together. Sunshine on a rainy day makes me want to move away. I think I've got it sorted, I'm gonna get myself deported. I'm considering a move to L.A. [...] When I get off that plane the first thing I'm gonna do is strip naked to the waist, and ride my Harley Davidson up and down Sunset Strip. Hm. I might even get a tatoo. My problems are never gonna find me. I'm not sending one letter, or even a postcard back. I'm drinking Hennessy with Morrissey on a beach out of reach somewhere very far away."
[On the subject of old girlfriend, Emily Kane:] "I don't even know where she lives. I've not seen her in ten years. Nine months, three weeks, four days, six hours, thirteen minutes, five seconds. Other girls went and other girls came I can't get over my old flame. All my friends think I'm insane, I'm still in love with Emily Kane. There's a beast in my soul that can't be tamed, I'm still in love with Emily Kane. [...] I hope this song Finds you fame, I want school kids on buses singing your name."