The Sex/Relationship Advice/Help/Therapy Thread

[ShadowBoxing]

Instead of the constant flux of sex/relationship talk that goes on around here, I thought I'd pirate Erzengel's suggestion of creating a thread devoted to the topic.

Try to keep it civil. The resident doctors are here to help you

From Left to Right
Top row:
Dr. Jag (Surgeon)
Dr. Wilhelm-Scream (Director)
Sarcastic Janitor Sparkle (...Sarcastic Janitor )
Dr. ShadowBoxing (Resident Director)
Dr. Erzengel (Quirky yet intelligent Resident Physician)

Bottom Row
Dr. Gunblade (Nurse)
Dr. Babs Gordon (Resident Physician)

 

[BRUTAL]

jag is... um... really really really tan...

 

[jaguarr]

jag is... um... really really really tan...

Should I be worried about melanoma at this point?

jag

 

[ShadowBoxing]

jag is... um... really really really tan...

The surgeon lamps are hawt. Actually the picture is references to the fact that I made a scrubs reference while talking about women to B_f.

 

[BRUTAL]

I want a job...

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I want a job...

Visiting doctor Michael J. Fox perhaps

 

[Erzengel]

Brutal can be the Janitor besides his 1 hour a work a day, he can spend the rest of the day hassaling me.

 

[Erzengel]

Course there's no way SB is my mentor.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Course there's no way SB is my mentor.

Whatever Britney.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

We have a thread actually encouraging people to whine about their whiney Emo problems now?

 

[Erzengel]

Well instead of looking for people to ridicule, they come to us.

 

[AndThePickles]

Pfft, as much relationship advice as I give and I'm not included? How rude!

 

[BRUTAL]

Brutal can be the Janitor besides his 1 hour a work a day, he can spend the rest of the day hassaling me.

I've cut back on my "hassaling" these days... I usually just stick to hassling.

 

[SapphirePrima]

Didn't holly have like 3 of these threads but they were closed

 

[Erzengel]

That's the past sweetie, let's talk about the present.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Present? i get a Present? Woo!

 

[BRUTAL]

I want presents!

... wait...

 

[Erzengel]

Instead of beepers, we should get pms when someone posts something corresponding to the topic thread.

Of course TempleFugit was like a drug addict only feigning problems to get meds.

 

[Fran]

Stupidly, I tried to date that girl from work. Again.

Oh well, what's done is done.

 

[Erzengel]

Try to date? Like tried to ask out?

 

[Fran]

Like, asked out.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

I should have done my own advice thread. My advice is considerably better than everyone elses

 

[Erzengel]

Like, asked out.

Persistance can be admirable but not to the point of making her uncomfortable.

 

[Fran]

Yeah, I know.

Another lesson learned in the game of life. But there's plenty of fish in the sea.

 

[AndThePickles]

Wait Lucas, this is a girl who had turned you down on a previous occasion? Tsk tsk