The Surprising Cause of Most 'Spider Bites'

[Shikamaru]

"You really have to work to get bitten by a spider, because they don't want to bite you."

So it is almost impossible to ever get bitten by a spider?

Ouch. Turns out that Peter's Typical Parker Luck is worse than we thought.

 

[KevanG]

Well to be fair if you just got dosed by a massively lethal amount of radiation/ were kept in a glass tank all your life you'd want to bite someone too.