The Teen Angst Thread

[Sabretooth]

Inspired by more than half of the threads of the last month. I figured,if the mods merge Post Milestone threads,that there should be a thread to cover all of the teen crap.

So,anyway,all teens of the Hype,I call for you to talk about how much your life sucks or how much your best friend stole a girl you liked or how a girl stopped liking you. Begin!

 

[Tsunulia]

*gets the shotgun and waits for the posters to arrive*

 

[Spider-Nerd]

I'm only a teen for another 2 days...

 

[Ronny Shade]

damn it. This will ruin everything.

 

[Tsunulia]

damn it. This will ruin everything.

*hands Ronny a shotgun*

 

[Superman79]

*gets the shotgun and waits for the posters to arrive*

Dibs on GR87!! [loads Airsoft guns]

(I don't want to kill them...just sting'em )

 

[Ronny Shade]

no I mean this thread will ruin everything. How am I gonna keep up on the teen angst if they're all lumped disorginizedly into a single thread!

 

[Superman79]

^Ronny makes a valid point...we DO need to be able to single out those whiney teens for mocking one by one...

 

[Sabretooth]

Simple. We will hire watchmen who will mark down the different people who post about their angst....

 

[Ronny Shade]

As soon as you lump them together, you won't be able to distinguish between them

 

[arachnid-guy]

Well, shotgun or not....I wanna get a few things off my chest.

First off, I am so pissed at attractive girls giving average looking guys like me the run around...I mean, stop being a massive flirt and making me THINK they in some way fancy me when in reality the don't....and when I finally pluck up the damn courage to ask them out...they turn me down for the next slack-jawed yob who comes their way.

Secondly....oh what's the use?

*Stands against the wall. Eyes closed*

Go on. Do it!

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sabretooth]

Blah blah blah. IF Dew is able to answer all of the questions in her thread then I think at least someone should be able to see most of if not all of the teen angst posts.

 

[Sabretooth]

Well, shotgun or not....I wanna get a few things off my chest.

First off, I am so pissed at attractive girls giving average looking guys like me the run around...I mean, stop being a massive flirt and making me THINK they in some way fancy me when in reality the don't....and when I finally pluck up the damn courage to ask them out...they turn me down for the next slack-jawed yob who comes their way.

Secondly....oh what's the use?

*Stands against the wall. Eyes closed*

Go on. Do it!

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Punch her in the vagina. That'll get her to stop.

 

[Erzengel]

Technically GR87 isn't a teen.

And Arachnid-guy, women are natural flirts, you are at as much fault for reading too much into them giving you a hug or just talking to you.

 

[The Squirrel]

My job is a big dissappointment.

 

[Leto Atrides]

My girlfriend dumped me for a circumcised American that doesn't wash his hands.

 

[Tsunulia]

Well, shotgun or not....I wanna get a few things off my chest.

First off, I am so pissed at attractive girls giving average looking guys like me the run around...I mean, stop being a massive flirt and making me THINK they in some way fancy me when in reality the don't....and when I finally pluck up the damn courage to ask them out...they turn me down for the next slack-jawed yob who comes their way.

Secondly....oh what's the use?

*Stands against the wall. Eyes closed*

Go on. Do it!

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

*taps on shoulder*

*hands over a shotgun*

Go shoot em the next time they pull that crap on you

 

[Ronny Shade]

Technically GR87 isn't a teen.

And Arachnid-guy, women are natural flirts, you are at as much fault for reading too much into them giving you a hug or just talking to you.

He's right. The trick is to hate yourself so much that you can't imagine how anyone could love you. That way, when somebody comes along who does like you, it's a pleasant surprise.

 

[Tsunulia]

Technically GR87 isn't a teen.

And Arachnid-guy, women are natural flirts, you are at as much fault for reading too much into them giving you a hug or just talking to you.

I feel like I'm a mutant now

 

[Superman79]

Technically GR87 isn't a teen.

And Arachnid-guy, women are natural flirts, you are at as much fault for reading too much into them giving you a hug or just talking to you.

He isn't?? I thought he looked about 18 or so...[goes to check GR's profile for a birthday]

And I agree with Erz, here Arachnid-guy...never read too much into it. And remember, life doesn't begin until college anyway.

 

[Superman79]

My girlfriend dumped me for a circumcised American that doesn't wash his hands.

She clearly wasn't your type...you'll find someone better...it's called college

 

[Erzengel]

I feel like I'm a mutant now

Most women are natural flirts. Better?

 

[Ronny Shade]

She clearly wasn't your type...you'll find someone better...it's called college

You seem to be putting a lot of faith in this "college" thing. It didn't work for me.

 

[Erzengel]

She clearly wasn't your type...you'll find someone better...it's called college

Don't listen to S79 Leo. Tell her on instant messenger how you feel then make a thread on a Superhero messageboard.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Don't listen to S79 Leo. Tell her on instant messenger how you feel then make a thread on a Superhero messageboard.

That's what I like to hear