The Tourist

[nite-owl]

Looks alright, I'll probably see this because I' am interested in what Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck does.

 

[dark_b]

i will watch this movie only for Depp.

i dont understand why they are still trying to make Jolie's body look hot. she looks like a skeleton. hollywood accept it and it will be easier.

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Yeesh, there are so many of these man-meets-woman (or the other way around) and-get-chased-by-people-with-guns movies coming out....as a matter of fact, that description might be today's Hollywood in a nutshell. Regardless of that, this looks like it has some swagger going on and Depp's character seems unusually defined for this type of movie. He definitely looks like he's in a comedy whilst the rest seems to be playing it straight. If this turns out to be any good, I might give it a rental one day...

 

[Bim]

i will watch this movie only for Depp.

i dont understand why they are still trying to make Jolie's body look hot. she looks like a skeleton. hollywood accept it and it will be easier.

As much as i love Johnny, i dunno if i can force myself to sit through Jolie in this one. I wondered what the heck seemed off about her here and ur right, she looks like a skeleton.

 

[That-Guy]

This looks terrible, IMO. Depp apparently can't remember how to do his own American accent anymore, and Angelina annoys the hell out of me when she plays a Brit.

Also, they both look terrible. Depp looks like he's gained 30 pounds and aged 10 years and Jolie looks as anorexic as ever. I'll be skipping this.

 

[Hunter Rider]

^^^ You're becoming the male ISS minus the zing and swagger! t:

 

[FaT_tONle]

This looks terrible, IMO. Depp apparently can't remember how to do his own American accent anymore, and Angelina annoys the hell out of me when she plays a Brit.

Also, they both look terrible. Depp looks like he's gained 30 pounds and aged 10 years and Jolie looks as anorexic as ever. I'll be skipping this.

Seriously... these actors like Bale and Depp get so wrapped up in the accent that they can't even do their own voices anymore. It's comical. One second he sounds like Sparrow, next he sounds like some American *****e bag who can't get his thumb out of his ass. I am thinking he talks like Sparrow in real life from time to time even if he doesn't realize it. Even Jolie goes back and forth although she was never good with accents in the first place.

Depp doesn't look bad, but I'm not sure what the solution is with Jolie. Her lips seem to get bigger as she gets thinner, but I don't think the weight is that big an issue. She was decent in SALT. Age catches up with everyone I guess.

 

[Hunter Rider]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=70295

 

[Poeman]

This looks bad

 

[mclay18]

Gabriel Yared out, James Newton Howard in to score The Tourist.

http://filmmusicreporter.wordpress.com/2010/11/01/james-newton-howard-taking-over-the-tourist/

 

[terry78]

Been seeing more and more commercials and clips of this, and am much more interested than I was beforehand. It looks like it's channeling some of those 40s films with some of the dialogue and situations.

 

[Octoberist]

Did Johnny gain weight for the role?

 

[ALP]

Johnny's beard in this movie is clearly fake! He cannot grow handlebars in real life. Just pointing that out lol

I want to see this. But it's got a premise like Killers or Knight and Day...both of which came out this summer right? Anyway this one I do want to see.

I think I see everything with Johnny Depp.

 

[S.A.A.D.]

The movie is already sitting at a 25% at Rotten Tomatoes.

Fresh:2

Rotten:6

"The Tourist gives background extras more to do than milling around and faking conversation. Each are also instructed to interrupt whatever they're doing when Jolie sashays by, to offer approving nods for her backside. Nice work, if you can get it."-St.Petersburg Times

"For a brief shining moment, the film is all sunsets, cocktails, and flirtations. Leave it to the plot to ruin everything."-BrianOrndorf.com

"You go into a movie like The Tourist hoping for a feast of personality from the stars. What you get, in this case, is a waxworks version of chemistry."-Entertainment Weekly

"This zero-chemistry pairing of Angelina Jolie and Depp stands as an object lesson in the perils of succumbing to the siren call of big-time Hollywood filmmaking for a foreign director with one art house hit behind him."-
Hollwood Reporter

"Do anything. Arrange an appointment in Sumatra. Go to the moon. At all costs stay away."-Financial Times

"Beautifully shot thriller that gains points for sheer star power but ultimately delivers very little in terms of action, adventure or romance."-ViewLondon

"Pretty stars in exotic settings with a hint of excitement and an air of mystery. Ah, Salt by Chanel."-Sky Movies

 

[KenK]

I saw a free screening tonight, and I actually thought the movie was pretty fun. It certainly isn't great (it takes far too long to get into the meat of the film), but Depp and Jolie do work well together. It is actually nice seeing Depp play someone that isn't so colorful and enigmatic.

 

[marvelman2006]

Saw a screening last night here in maryland. If you like to watch depp and jolie walking around sipping the good life then this movie is for you. I still dont know what type of movie this wanted to be. did it want to be a comedy? a drama? a thriller? I cant believe they made us watch jolie just walking around sipping wine, wearing nice dresses, and opening a cabinet full of gold necklaces and it was a good 2 minute shot. overall boring movie for the first 55 minutes then they try to put together a story and give us an ending thats suppose to make us gasp but I was already sleeping.

 

[Octoberist]

Isn't Depp suppose to be play an average joe in the film?

If that's so, it's still not convincing because it's...Johnny Depp. He can gain weight or ugly himself out, but he'll always be pretty. Prettier than Jolie in fact.

 

[terry78]

If Jolie and Depp had a baby, that ****er would grow up to cause people to orgasm at the mere sight of it.

 

[GhostPoet]

Is it true that halfway through the film Angelina's character breaks in half after being lightly brushed by a gentle breeze?

 

[Bim]

He can gain weight or ugly himself out, but he'll always be pretty. Prettier than Jolie in fact.

Amen . I still wont watch this cause Angelina just annoys me too much... sorry Johnny

 

[redfirebird2008]

This flick is getting trashed by critics. 16% overall and 7% top critics at Rotten Tomatoes. Yikes.

 

[samsnee]

Yeah the trailer looked horrible. It just looks boring, and Depp doesn't really seem the "average dumb Joe" type.

 

[Lord Blackbolt]

Yeah the trailer looked horrible. It just looks boring, and Depp doesn't really seem the "average dumb Joe" type.

Maybe they should have gotten Sam Worthington like they originally wanted...lol

 

[terry78]

Maybe they should have gotten Sam Worthington like they originally wanted...lol

Talk about the cup running over.

 

[echostation]

anyone see this film? was it as bad as the critics say?