The Trinity vs The Trinity

[Anubis]

Because nobody asked for it, the ultimate battle to end all battles!!!

Trinity vs Trinity!!!!

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (that's the little birdie right there.)

VS

Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman

Discuss and be destroyed by the awesomeness of this battle.

 

[Zombie_Comics]

Wonder Woman kinda looks like Anne Hathaway

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wonder Woman would get owned right away for being a heathen.

 

[Anubis]

None of that matters cuz Batman would totally own everybody involved.

 

[Zombie_Comics]

I bet Superman wouldn't do anything, he is all about protecting the good.

 

[Anubis]

Even if the Holy Trinity was planning on destroying all mankind and starting over again? I mean we are talking about God here. He can go Old testament at the drop of a hat.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I thought He got the Spectre to go all Old Testament for Him now.

 

[Anubis]

He's on Strike. He wants casual Fridays.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

F***in' unions.

 

[The Shadow]

This thread is completely rediculous.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It's fairly ridiculous, too.

 

[Anubis]

This thread is completely rediculous.

Not unlike every thread like it.

 

[KevanG]

I would assume Batman has Prep time? If so then yes, he would take everyone down quite quickly, except maybe the holy ghost, he might need to borrow a proton pack from the ghostbusters to take it down.

 

[Anubis]

But what if jesus goes Dark Jesus on him? Plus, the Spanish Inquisition . Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition . Not even batman.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Not true. Batman expects the unexpected, so if no one expects the Spanish Inquisition, Batman would expect it by default.

 

[KevanG]

Thats what the prep time is for. He'll use his Bat erector set in his bat utility belt to make a bat space/time vortex to toss Dark Jesus and the Spanish inquisition into the bat dimension where bat Jesus and the bat Spanish inquisition will take care of them.

 

[Anubis]

But everybody knows that the Bat Dimension was destroyed by Bat Bizarro years ago. Dark jesus would just teleport back and shove a wooden Cross up his bat posterior.

 

[KevanG]

But thanks to his "special" prep-time with Robin earlier, he still has his Bat butt plug inserted...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

If all else fails, Batman's always got his Anti-God Bat-spray.

 

[Anubis]

The Holy Spirit is immune. Plus, Jesus will just come back, only stronger like a super saiyan.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That's why he has Anti-Holy Spirit Bat-spray and the Antichrist chained to one of the Batcave's walls.

 

[Anubis]

He does not have Stephen Lynch chained to a wall, you're making that s**t up.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I would never. Go check.

 

[MyPokerShirt]

Best.Thread.EVER.

Superman is God.

That's all I have to say about that.

 

[AlteredEgo]

i would have to say the death and resurrection story was handled far better in the bible.