The Trinity vs The Trinity

[KevanG]

True, but I'd still pay to see Jesus Vs Doomsday

 

[Dread]

I have to admit, this thread is ****in' hilarious.

 

[Anubis]

True, but I'd still pay to see Jesus Vs Doomsday

Doomsday would get owned the first time, but you can't kill him the same way twice. Good thing there are six million ways to die and Jesus knows all of em.

 

[KevanG]

In any case, if Jesus did die he'd come back faster than Superman did, 3 days versus how many weeks?

 

[The Question]

Doomsday would get owned the first time, but you can't kill him the same way twice. Good thing there are six million ways to die and Jesus knows all of em.

But at the end of that, Doomsday would be rendered immortal and unstoppable.

 

[Anubis]

By then Batman would have come up with a more perminant solution.

 

[The Question]

By then Batman would have come up with a more perminant solution.

Anti-Doomsday Bat-Spray?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No, putting Doomsday in that sandwich that God made too big even for Himself to eat. When God eats it anyway, Doomsday's down for the count.

 

[Anubis]

Which is in fact, the six millionth way to die.

 

[KevanG]

And the 5,999,999th is being swirlied to death, which I hear Superman will be doing to Doomsday next time they fight.

 

[fifthfiend]

Anubis, I'm going to go to church now and pray for Jesus to kill you.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Jesus doesn't kill. He only maims severely.

 

[The Question]

Anubis, I'm going to go to church now and pray for Jesus to kill you.

They're rivalry goes back millenia. You know how in The Bible it said that Jesus conquered Death? Which Death do you think it was talking about specifically?

 

[fifthfiend]

Jesus doesn't kill.

He hasn't seen this thread yet.

 

[Anubis]

They're rivalry goes back millenia. You know how in The Bible it said that Jesus conquered Death? Which Death do you think it was talking about specifically?

Jesus Fights dirty. I had him beat with a scissor lock, then he bit me in the nutz.

 

[KevanG]

Anubis, I'm going to go to church now and pray for Jesus to kill you.

That never works out exactly as you think it would...

 

[Anubis]

It usually ends in the prayer forced to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of their life. Jesus hates haters.

 

[KevanG]

Jesus hates haters? Then if he hates haters, doesn't he hate himself? And if Jesus loves everyone but hates himself but there's some of Jesus in us all (or so they say, and keeping with the arguement we'll say he does and his dad, god does too, as they tend to be thought of as having the same values most of the time) Does that mean that Jesus not only hates Haters, himself and the rest of the Human race too? Freaking hypocrites...

 

[KevanG]

Sorry for the double post but if God hates everyone like Jesus does that does explain why he goes Old Testament every so often...

 

[fifthfiend]

Jesus hates haters.

I'm praying for him to kill you with love.

 

[KevanG]

Wouldn't that be similar to worshiping a false idol? Because if he loves him too much it could be considered worship and Daddy won't like that... Especially the Boy/Boy love.

 

[Aristotle]

Just for ****s, I vote the Holy Trinity. I mean, it's God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

 

[The Question]

Just for ****s, I vote the Holy Trinity. I mean, it's God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

In all fairness, though, God's the only one there that could put up a fight. He's the creator. He could create some kryptonite conveniently placed in Superman's lungs. The other two are just "the teacher" and "the god within us all." Best shot they have at beating the big three is getting them to sit in a drum circle and sing kumbaya.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

But the Holy Trinity are three beings in one, so DC's trinity has the numerical advantage.

 

[The Question]

But the Holy Trinity are three beings in one, so DC's trinity has the numerical advantage.

I was tempted to make a crude joke about Batman and Superman having sexual relations with Wonder Woman. But I thought better of it. See, I'm growing. I'm proud of myself.