The White House Is Now Required to Respond to the Petition to Deport Justin Bieber R

[Endeavor]

he'll start dressing for his fans, like those crazy Chinese chicks with blue spiky hair.

Wouldn't need much dressing up. He already looks like a chick.

 

[NickNitro]

^ this

 

[KevanG]

NO!!! HE warped our women's minds, damn you! Take responsibility!

Moral decay

Where di the moral decay take place DS? He was fine until he showed up.

 

[SpideyFan866]

I speak on behalf on Britain by saying hell no.

Your country gave us "Swagger Jagger" and made it a hit.

You have no say.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Blast Bieber into the sun, that's the ticket!!

But it would cause the sun to go out. Don't you remember Final Night?

 

[Duke]

But it would cause the sun to go out. Don't you remember Final Night?

I'm willing to risk it.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Normally I wouldn't care about this. teh beibs is so far removed from anything I consider talented or worthwhile that he is rarely on my radar at all. But after reading some of the absolutely inane and immeasurably stupid tweets and other comments from his brainless fans in recent times I find myself siding with those who think he should be given the boot.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I guess Canada would have no choice but to take him back. We can put him to work in our secret underground syrup mine.

 

[Whiskey Tango]

I guess Canada would have no choice but to take him back. We can put him to work in our secret underground syrup mine.

Surely there is hungry wildlife somewhere within your vast and frozen wilderness?

 

[Duke]

Surely there is hungry wildlife somewhere within your vast and frozen wilderness?

Even wolves & bears have taste.

 

[Feenix]

There's a local columnist/DJ called Yukon Jack who had this to say:

I'll do you all a favour today. I'm not writing about Bieber. I'm not writing about Rob Ford. I don't care about Bieber and I don't care about Rob Ford, nor should you.

I will write about what we can all learn from them. Famous or not, if you are going to behave like a jerk, stay at home and you'll be just fine.

Nobody is saying you can't behave like a jerk. We all do from time to time. That's applicable advice if you're a mayor of a major metropolis, a teen pop global megastar, or a welder.

We're all human. You are free to flex those flaws, frequently, in the privacy of your own home. If you like to get ig'nant, loser drunk, then just stay home. If you exercise poor decision-making skills, going home with the wrong people, hopping behind the hoop after a few too many jars, get into fights, then stay home. Nobody is going to complain if you drink, pop pills, and smoke doobs at home. Nobody is trying to capture incriminating evidence on a cell phone. There's no police. There's no fist fights. There's no pedestrians. There's no other jerks at home. My absolute favourite place to go for a pint or to go clubbing is my garage, because I can do whatever and behave however the hell I want. And to quote a very wise man, if you don't like it, you can get out.

Bieber should buy a house in the middle of the countryside somewhere, far away from other people and other people's property, and then he can have as many parties as he wants, he can be as loud and obnoxious as he wants, and he can drink and smoke to his heart's content without worrying about his neighbors calling the cops. He can build his own race track if he wants, too. And no one will complain about his behaviour or take pictures on their cell phones because he would be doing it on his property, in the privacy of his own home.

 

[webhead9707]

I didn't really care about him either way until the cut4bieber thing happened and he did nothing to stop it. What a self centered *****ebag.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Surely there is hungry wildlife somewhere within your vast and frozen wilderness?

There's barely enough meat on that boy to feed a rat.

 

[Endeavor]

Bieber should buy a house in the middle of the countryside somewhere, far away from other people and other people's property

yes, just not in Florida. I don't even want him in the Everglades...
Canada has a tundra, right?

 

[Paladin-Hoss]

Apparently Canada doesn't want him either. They started their own petition.


http://wedontwanthim.ca/

 

[Shikamaru]

We really don't want him. You can keep him.

 

[Endeavor]

apparently canada doesn't want him either. They started their own petition.


http://wedontwanthim.ca/

lol

 

[KevanG]

Whoever said we'd take him back if we didn't have to?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Whoever said we'd take him back if we didn't have to?

Well, we took back Omar Khadr, so I guess that already set the bar pretty low.

 

[KevanG]

I think we need to start to have standards. Otherwise all the countries will send us stuff we don't want.

 

[Paladin-Hoss]

Now even Stone cold is thinking about kicking his skinny ass!

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/31/stone...ighten-up-foot-up-your-ass/2/#comments-anchor


...WHAT

 

[Pink Ranger]

I think we need to start to have standards. Otherwise all the countries will send us stuff we don't want.

Like Coors Light. Bleah.

 

[Paladin-Hoss]

I think we need to start to have standards. Otherwise all the countries will send us stuff we don't want.

How bout meeting us halfway? We won't send you all the bad stuff back and settle instead for an apology.

You can start by apologizing for giving the world Bryan Adams

 

[Pink Ranger]

How bout meeting us halfway? We won't send you all the bad stuff back and settle instead for an apology.

You can start by apologizing for giving the world Bryan Adams

But are you American or British? If so, then you can apologize for, pretty much, every band and singer from the 1980s.

 

[KevanG]

How about you apologize for the fact you guys keep telling people all the famous Canadian actors are American?