The Wicker Man Story Game!

[Joker]

Ok, so here are the rules. I will post a video I'm sure some of you have seen, of several scenes from the Nic Cage version of The Wicker Man out of context. You will then, as a whole, have to write a story that contains all of these scenes in a way that makes sense. The scenes do not have ot be presented in the same order as they are in the video. Each post must feature a minimum of 1 sentance, and a maximum of 1 paragraph. Here is your video:



Good luck.

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

Great idea for a thread. If I could get away with using sound on youtube at work, I'd be right on it.

 

[AlteredEgo]

haha, i remember that video, i think i saw it on a review site or something. anyways, ill see if i can some up with something later today.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

How'd It Get Burned!!!! How'd It Get Burned!!!! How'd It Get Burned!!!!

 

[C.F. Kane]

I kind of feel disadvantaged. I've seen the whole movie.

Not that it even makes sense *in* context, mind you.

 

[Lighthouse]

Wow. People have always said Neil LaBute is misogynistic. Now, I'm thinking they're right.

 

[Immortalfire]

"He must have been King of the Wicker People!" ~ Alexander Knox

 

[Lord Valumart]

i wonder if nic cage was aware he was killing something so brilliant it burns dolls

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I won't be participating, but I want to commend you for actually making a creative, potentially entertaining thread that isn't the type of thread that just anyone would be expected to make.

 

[lemmasaurus]

I understand why Nic Cage looks so confused. The original has an extended nude dance/seduction through a mother****ing wall scene, but this **** was only rated PG-13. LAWL.

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

Okay, here I go (at home now):

Nicholas Cage robs one of Doc Brown's pre Delorean time machines (the bike) in order to save his daughter from being sacrificed by his inlaws. He goes back in time by reaching 8.8 miles an hour, we get a flashback of the burned foetus - his reason for travelling. His babysitter has no answers so he tries to "hustle" (by using his futuristic kung fu kick) some info from Grammy and his niece, unsuccessfully. We pop back into the present, were everyone wears masks in exultation of the Jim Carrey classic movie- Cage removes said masks on behalf of angry fanboys unhappy with the adaptation. Getting no answers from the local farmhouse he, due to stretching the time-space continuum experiences future echoes (his daughter's body). Cage quickly realises that the only way to save his daughter is to go onto Takeshi's Castle, dressed as a bear. He wins the compo with the Honey beard move, but then wakes up and peddles his dream to Fox for a film deal.

Too long? Crap? Sorry on both counts.

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

I understand why Nic Cage looks so confused. The original has an extended nude dance/seduction through a mother****ing wall scene, but this **** was only rated PG-13. LAWL.

amongst other reasons, surely

 

[C.F. Kane]

edit

 

[Joker]

Okay, here I go (at home now):

Nicholas Cage robs one of Doc Brown's pre Delorean time machines (the bike) in order to save his daughter from being sacrificed by his inlaws. He goes back in time by reaching 8.8 miles an hour, we get a flashback of the burned foetus - his reason for travelling. His babysitter has no answers so he tries to "hustle" (by using his futuristic kung fu kick) some info from Grammy and his niece, unsuccessfully. We pop back into the present, were everyone wears masks in exultation of the Jim Carrey classic movie- Cage removes said masks on behalf of angry fanboys unhappy with the adaptation. Getting no answers from the local farmhouse he, due to stretching the time-space continuum experiences future echoes (his daughter's body). Cage quickly realises that the only way to save his daughter is to go onto Takeshi's Castle, dressed as a bear. He wins the compo with the Honey beard move, but then wakes up and peddles his dream to Fox for a film deal.

Too long? Crap? Sorry on both counts.

Good, but you were only supposed to write part of the story. It's a collective effort. But seeing as you're the only person who participated so far cmad: ) you're "winning" right now.

 

[Arc-Light]

Ok, so here are the rules. I will post a video I'm sure some of you have seen, of several scenes from the Nic Cage version of The Wicker Man out of context. You will then, as a whole, have to write a story that contains all of these scenes in a way that makes sense. The scenes do not have ot be presented in the same order as they are in the video. Each post must feature a minimum of 1 sentance, and a maximum of 1 paragraph. Here is your video:



Good luck.

Oh sure...you just had to pick " The Wicker Man " 1st huh.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Okay, the reason he dresses in a bear suit and talks to the woman with a rabbit mask is because he's infilitrating the nerdiest of nerd havens: a combination Furry Convention and Renaissance festival.

 

[The Lizard]

Wow. People have always said Neil LaBute is misogynistic. Now, I'm thinking they're right.

He's quite a schmuck. After seeing The Shape of Things, I came to the conclusion that he loathes his audience.

 

[Joker]

Okay, the reason he dresses in a bear suit and talks to the woman with a rabbit mask is because he's infilitrating the nerdiest of nerd havens: a combination Furry Convention and Renaissance festival.

No it needs to be in story form. So if you're starting the story, and explaining the bear suit, it would go like this....


It was a bright day. TOO bright. Lt. Nic Cage was undercover, deep undercover. It had been days since he had been able to contact anyone on the outside, to inform them of his progress. That's when she showed up. Wearing a rabbit mask, of course, this being Fur-Con 08. But she wasn't part of them. She started laughing, and doing imitations of the furries. Cage knew what he had to do, to prove once and for all he was "one of them." He sprinted up the hill, as fast as he could, and threw a right hook that landed squarely on the haters jaw, killing her instantly. But little did he know, his life was about to get a whole lot more interesting...



see, now the next person picks up from there, and it will eventually lead into another scene from the video.

 

[Watson]

It was a bright day. TOO bright. Lt. Nic Cage was undercover, deep undercover. It had been days since he had been able to contact anyone on the outside, to inform them of his progress. That's when she showed up. Wearing a rabbit mask, of course, this being Fur-Con 08. But she wasn't part of them. She started laughing, and doing imitations of the furries. Cage knew what he had to do, to prove once and for all he was "one of them." He sprinted up the hill, as fast as he could, and threw a right hook that landed squarely on the haters jaw, killing her instantly. But little did he know, his life was about to get a whole lot more interesting...

He stumbled around looking for cover. A house appeared at the top of another nearby hill. He ran over to it and barged in. To Cage's shock and dismay, Kathy Bates was standing in the room of the house wearing some sort of strange pilgrim outfit. "Bates!" Cage thought, "Everyone knows I hate that ****ing *****". He stepped up to her and without a word socked her straight in the jaw, then ran out the same way he came. The occurence was fortitous for all, as Cage had unwittingly ran into a set of the new Coen Brothers film No Wicker for Young Men in the middle of the final scene with Bates in the lead role. Cage's rage provided the perfect random ending the brothers needed, and was sure to land them yet another Oscar. Cage, however, was back on the trail of the Fur-Con thieves...


(I know it wasn't Bates, but it looked like her. Do with it what you will )

 

[A.J.Rimmer(BSC)]

Good, but you were only supposed to write part of the story. It's a collective effort. But seeing as you're the only person who participated so far cmad: ) you're "winning" right now.

Winner by default! Back of the net!

I'll jump back in the collective effort laters.