Thefts of Tide laundry detergent across the US baffle police

[Duke]

This will Tide me over until the next hilarious story.

And this thread will continue to Cheer me up.

 

[WildcatNC]

"Police hope not to resort to dirty tactics to fight the rising tide of crime."

"Might be what we have to do though", says one police officer on condition of anonymity. "Get so dirty they just can't get it out, then we'll take them to the cleaners. Its stained our city"

-AP

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

It wonder how the next news cycle will spin this.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

we need a man on the inside...:: picks up phone:: get me...the SNUGGLES BEAR!

 

[Ponyboy]

I imagine this group of thieves collectively have the same favourite film... The Prince... of Tides?

 

[Ponyboy]

I suppose the police feel like the... tide has turned in their favour?

 

[LOBO3315a]

Perhaps the police will...... Gain the upper hand. That should........Cheer them up.

 

[Ponyboy]

^


I wonder if any of them have read the novel... "The Tide Went Out"...?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

It looks like these thieves made a clean getaway.

All jokes after this are null. Well played.