Things not to say when meeting girlfriends parents for the first time

[cornernat]

ex.

to dad: that shelf looks crooked, did you put it up

to both: glad i ate before i came over

to mom: did you try that new anti-wrinkle cream

 

[Darthphere]

Your daughter is great in the sack.

 

[Mr. Credible]

to either: so... i'm the guy that's banging your daughter. nice to meet you.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Now I see where she got her fat boobies from, pops.

 

[cornernat]

Now I see where she got her fat boobies from, pops.

lol

 

[Carter]

Father: Wow you got tall
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty big
Father: tall


True Story

 

[redmarvel]

Can I borrow $50 for a cab? I'm too tanked to drive.

 

[Clobberin' Time]

Mind if I shoot up ?

 

[jasonx]

Both: were working on getting grandkids.

 

[blind_fury]

Ever see Scent of a Woman? Ever see Scent of a Woman ON WEED?

 

[Hobgoblin]

"Your daughter is crap in the sack, but your wife looks like she can f*** like an animal."

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Ewwww....She was adopted, right? I can't be with that in the future."

 

[The Infernal]

Wow, I was so happy for those letters your daughter sent to me in prison that I decided to look her up when I got out. We've been so happy ever since.

 

[blind_fury]

to father: Yo bro! Got any extra rubbers?

 

[LEX]

[to dad] "Your wife's hot. I'd tap that."

"Got coke? No, not that coke."

"We're pregnant."

[to dad] "I ran over some bulldog outside. Oh, wait. That was your dog?"

[to mom] "What's that? Smells like crap. Wait. That's your cooking?"

 

[Darth Elektra]

Wow, I was so happy for those letters your daughter sent to me in prison that I decided to look her up when I got out. We've been so happy ever since.

LOL, Great Thread.

 

[black_dust]

You were almsot grandparents last week boy was that a close call!

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Hi, I'm Dave, Pull-Out-King to my friends."

 

[Pythenis]

To Father- Excuse me sir, Do you have any handtowels I could borrow? Your daughter might need one later...

To Mother- ____ told me she was on the pill, is that true???

To Father and mother- I will have her home as soon as where all done with her...

 

[dr venture]

Your daughter sucks **** like a pro

 

[Karem-Knight]

To dad: Now I know where your daughter get's her skills in bed.
*Points to wife and shoves and winks*

 

[Erzengel]

Don't be mean k?

 

[Obi-Ron]

"Well, we're off like a prom dress." Especially good if you are picking her up for the prom.

 

[Darth Elektra]

Don't be mean k?

LOL.

 

[musclesforsupes]

"Do you have Godzilla Vs. Gigan on DVD?"