things you would not want your airline pilot to say

[cornernat]

1. shi*!!!

2.intercom announcent: hello passengers, knowing that you could have picked any airline today, well..... you picked the wrong.

3.durca durca fjksdlfahdsuianlaifh


examples^

 

[enterthemadness]

1. Is that an UFO?

2. We're leaking fuel.

3. OMG! SNAKES!

 

[Mr. Thing]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we're going down....just kidding.

 

[wolfsfang]

"So how does this bloody plane work?"

 

[cornernat]

oh crap, this isn't red lobster

 

[Badger]

What's this thing do?

 

[Aiden]

1. Is that an UFO?

2. We're leaking fuel.

3. OMG! SNAKES!

That's be pure awesomeness

 

[wolfsfang]

Pretty much anything.

For an airline pilot to say something I would have to be on a plane. When you take into consideration I am terrified of planes (not flying - planes) me being on one even if it is on the ground is to me a pant-soiling event

 

[LEX]

3. OMG! SNAKES!

"Terrorists have hijacked the plane. Please, remain calm."

<shudders>

 

[The Chairman]

"Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. We're going to experience some turbulence and then...explode."

 

[Spider-X]

"what does this botton do?"

*plane starts plummetting*

 

[Aqua Is Forever]

My pilot ordered a pair of drinks over the intercom

 

[Spider-X]

My pilot ordered a pair of drinks over the intercom

oh f#ck!

 

[dmcnx]

As-Salaam Alaikum.

 

[El ASESINO]

Ladies and gentleman my life has no meaning so im going to kill us all

 

[Fred_Fury]

1. Which button do I press again?...

 

[wolfsfang]

"Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain Osama speaking. Your flight to Spain will take a slight detour which will take us over washinting dc straight above the white house...home of that oppresive pig"

 

[pokerdog]

What!?! You've been doing what with my wife???? I'll teach you you co-pilot b***h!

*plane suddenly lurches*

 

[pokerdog]

or

I thought for sure the manual would make sense once I was in a cockpit...hmmm.. oh crap the intercom's on....

 

[Fred_Fury]

This morning I was going to put a gun in my mouth and end it all... then I got a better idea.

 

[comicgirl]

As-Salaam Alaikum.

1. Damn, spilled my Big Gulp
2. Hey, baby....let me show you the REAL milkyway
3. Unnnnnnngggh!...oh, yeah! Oh man, I hit the intercom

 

[Spider-X]

This morning I was going to put a gun in my mouth and end it all... then I got a better idea.

lol.

"how do you land this thing again?"

 

[LEX]

As-Salaam Alaikum.

Ok, now, that's just classic.

 

[wolfsfang]

I wonder if I could still fly this if I turned off the engines? Oh sit they won't come back on again

 

[Tsunulia]

So do you gladiator movies?