This chick bit me during sex and I think I'm in love with her, but I ****ed up.

[Themanofbat]

All of a sudden I'm not so sure I like her that much anymore.

She looks like Bettie Page and appears to have some sensitivities...

If she can cook and take out the garbage once in a while, go for it.

 

[JLBats]

if i'm sober and a drunk girl hits on me, i'll turn her down everytime... and usually babysit her so that no other bags of *****e try to get on her.

 

[Themanofbat]

And I wish the ******ed...were re-smarted.
That's what I wish..that's what I wish.

If that were to happen, maybe we could finally get a decent conversation around here.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Seriously. I was at a friend's party in Toronto this past weekend and hooked up with this really wild chick who was all done up like Bettie Paige (appearently she had gone to a swing dancing class before the party). We hit it off in no time, got drunk as hell and got down to basic instincts on my friend's kitchen floor (after the party, I'm not that into public sex). Anyway, I woke up with a bunch of bruises and bite marks and ****. Sexiest goddamn woman I've ever met. But I ****ed up when she was leaving because I'm a ******** so now I'll prolly never see her again. ****.

how could you say your in love with her? you barely know her, and the time you did spend together you were both drunk, not even being yourselves, let alone the other person getting to know what your really like.

it was a one night stand. that's not love. love takes longer to develop than a few drinks. that whole love at first sight thing is nothing but a fancy name for infatuation.

 

[nightbringer]

I hate when chicks bite you, it f'in hurts, seriously. Nibbles are ok, scratches are ok, bites are not ok.

 

[WorthyStevens]

how could you say your in love with her? you barely know her, and the time you did spend together you were both drunk, not even being yourselves, let alone the other person getting to know what your really like.

it was a one night stand. that's not love. love takes longer to develop than a few drinks. that whole love at first sight thing is nothing but a fancy name for infatuation.

Who cares if it's love or not...

 

[cryptic name]

I walked her downstairs to the door of my friend's building and she asked me if I wanted to join her for breakfast. I said that I couldn't because I needed some sleep before I got back on the train to Niagara. She said "well, I'll probably never see you again" (even though I have her # and e-mail) and I replied "well, maybe." And see said "but probably not, right?" Here's where it gets ****ed up because I took that last comment as meaning 'It doesn't mean anything to me anyway' so I smiled thinking that we were in agreement and said "yeah, probably not." She got a really pissed look on her face and stormed away. I didn't figure out until today why she was angry. I'm a ******.

wow...you're my hero

 

[Colossal Spoons]

if i'm sober and a drunk girl hits on me, i'll turn her down everytime... and usually babysit her so that no other bags of *****e try to get on her.

if i'm drunk and a drunk girl hits on me, though... 9 times out of 10, it's on like donkey kong.

Until weird boils appear on your dong and no woman will even look at your schlong.

 

[E-Mack]

Until weird boils appear on your dong and no woman will even look at your schlong.

Gosh, it really sounds like words of experience.

 

[Lex Luthor]

I walked her downstairs to the door of my friend's building and she asked me if I wanted to join her for breakfast. I said that I couldn't because I needed some sleep before I got back on the train to Niagara. She said "well, I'll probably never see you again" (even though I have her # and e-mail) and I replied "well, maybe." And see said "but probably not, right?" Here's where it gets ****ed up because I took that last comment as meaning 'It doesn't mean anything to me anyway' so I smiled thinking that we were in agreement and said "yeah, probably not." She got a really pissed look on her face and stormed away. I didn't figure out until today why she was angry. I'm a ******.

Not exactly the best way to have gone about it.
Especially if she was as attractive as you make her out to be.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Gosh, it really sounds like words of experience.

1. Read his post.

2. Google "iambic pentameter"

3. Reread my post.

4. Understand

 

[E-Mack]

1. Read his post.

2. Google "iambic pentameter"

3. Reread my post.

4. Understand

Too many steps. I'll just take your word for it. Or not.

 

[Untilteld]

speaking of biting, my girlfriend bites my neck when she's giving me a hikki, ****ing hurts lol.

 

[Reader]

This is why I avoid Toronto...

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I walked her downstairs to the door of my friend's building and she asked me if I wanted to join her for breakfast. I said that I couldn't because I needed some sleep before I got back on the train to Niagara. She said "well, I'll probably never see you again" (even though I have her # and e-mail) and I replied "well, maybe." And see said "but probably not, right?" Here's where it gets ****ed up because I took that last comment as meaning 'It doesn't mean anything to me anyway' so I smiled thinking that we were in agreement and said "yeah, probably not." She got a really pissed look on her face and stormed away. I didn't figure out until today why she was angry. I'm a ******.

That's Hilarious! I'm just visualizing all this as I was reading it. Great stuff up:

 

[Hooligan32]

That's Hilarious! I'm just visualizing all this as I was reading it. Great stuff up:

It's all good now though. I smoothed it over.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Think you'll ever see her again?