This chick bit me during sex and I think I'm in love with her, but I ****ed up.

[Hooligan32]

Seriously. I was at a friend's party in Toronto this past weekend and hooked up with this really wild chick who was all done up like Bettie Paige (appearently she had gone to a swing dancing class before the party). We hit it off in no time, got drunk as hell and got down to basic instincts on my friend's kitchen floor (after the party, I'm not that into public sex). Anyway, I woke up with a bunch of bruises and bite marks and ****. Sexiest goddamn woman I've ever met. But I ****ed up when she was leaving because I'm a ******** so now I'll prolly never see her again. ****.

 

[Sabretooth]

Well,at least you got farther into it than kainedamo

 

[Erzengel]

Sucks for you.

 

[JLBats]

lolz

 

[Hooligan32]

Well,at least you got farther into it than kainedamo

Don't compare me to that *****.

 

[jaguarr]

How did you f**k things up when she left? What did you do?

jag

 

[twylight]

And this is why people have Blogs....

To prevent misfortunate threads like this from appearing on message boards.

 

[Sabretooth]

Let me guess.....you asked for breakfast?

 

[Erzengel]

So um, do I pay you or what?

 

[Super_Child]

Yes what did you do exactly? Do you want us all to guess?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

My ex liked it when I chewed on his testicles.

 

[Soundwave88]

Sucks for you.

oh ya lol you now got AIDS! lol

 

[Boom]

I had sex on Senior Trip six years ago. The girl gave me four hickies on my neck that lasted the entire week. It looked like I was hit by tiny meteorites .

 

[Hooligan32]

How did you f**k things up when she left? What did you do?

jag

I walked her downstairs to the door of my friend's building and she asked me if I wanted to join her for breakfast. I said that I couldn't because I needed some sleep before I got back on the train to Niagara. She said "well, I'll probably never see you again" (even though I have her # and e-mail) and I replied "well, maybe." And see said "but probably not, right?" Here's where it gets ****ed up because I took that last comment as meaning 'It doesn't mean anything to me anyway' so I smiled thinking that we were in agreement and said "yeah, probably not." She got a really pissed look on her face and stormed away. I didn't figure out until today why she was angry. I'm a ******.

 

[JLBats]

I walked her downstairs to the door of my friend's building and she asked me if I wanted to join her for breakfast. I said that I couldn't because I needed some sleep before I got back on the train to Niagara. She said "well, I'll probably never see you again" (even though I have her # and e-mail) and I replied "well, maybe." And see said "but probably not, right?" Here's where it gets ****ed up because I took that last comment as meaning 'It doesn't mean anything to me anyway' so I smiled thinking that we were in agreement and said "yeah, probably not." She got a really pissed look on her face and stormed away. I didn't figure out until today why she was angry. I'm a ******.

Wow, you are dumb.

 

[Boom]

Call her and make up with her then, stud.

 

[Hooligan32]

Wow, you are dumb.

I don't read women and their emotion thingies very well.

 

[Tangled Web]

Just e-mail her and explain.

 

[Themanofbat]

I walked her downstairs to the door of my friend's building and she asked me if I wanted to join her for breakfast. I said that I couldn't because I needed some sleep before I got back on the train to Niagara. She said "well, I'll probably never see you again" (even though I have her # and e-mail) and I replied "well, maybe." And see said "but probably not, right?" Here's where it gets ****ed up because I took that last comment as meaning 'It doesn't mean anything to me anyway' so I smiled thinking that we were in agreement and said "yeah, probably not." She got a really pissed look on her face and stormed away. I didn't figure out until today why she was angry. I'm a ******.

Hey man... my mother-in-law lives in Niagara Falls.

I've gone up to visit her the last two summers... we should hook up (if I go this year) and get hammered.

 

[Sabretooth]

Haha. I was close enough.

 

[Hooligan32]

Hey man... my mother-in-law lives in Niagara Falls.

I've gone up to visit her the last two summers... we should hook up (if I go this year) and get hammered.

For sure dude. Sounds like a plan.

 

[jaguarr]

Boom's right, dude. Call her right now and chat her up. Tell her you were an idiot that morning because you were so tired (the whole "I don't function well on very little sleep" routine usually works) and go from there. Sounds to me like she was trying to leave the door open for you to get back in there and hit it at a later date.

jag

 

[Hooligan32]

Boom's right, dude. Call her right now and chat her up. Tell her you were an idiot that morning because you were so tired (the whole "I don't function well on very little sleep" routine usually works) and go from there. Sounds to me like she was trying to leave the door open for you to get back in there and hit it at a later date.

jag

This might sound stupid, but I **** up apologies more than anything else. I'm terrible at them.

 

[Tangled Web]

This might sound stupid, but I **** up apologies more than anything else. I'm terrible at them.

Have someone else do it for you.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

stop whining like a little ***** and talk tro her.