This chick bit me during sex and I think I'm in love with her, but I ****ed up.

[Boom]

This might sound stupid, but I **** up apologies more than anything else. I'm terrible at them.

Then I honestly don't know what you want from us then. That's all there really is to suggest, other than kidnapping.

 

[Sabretooth]

stop whining like a little ***** and talk tro her.

Yeah.

 

[Sabretooth]

Have someone else do it for you.

Other then that being the lamest thing ever. Shows how much he really cares about her if he can't talk to her.

 

[jaguarr]

This might sound stupid, but I **** up apologies more than anything else. I'm terrible at them.

It's not really a full-blown apology, though. It's more like "Hey, sorry I was so out of it the other morning. I'm a wastoid when I don't get much sleep. So how are you?...." Don't put so much pressure on yourself. The chick likes you, obviously. She noshed all night long with you, gave you her email and phone number, tried to get you to go to breakfast with her, and then tried to leave the door open for you to see her again and she got the impression from your actions that you weren't interested. If you call her right friggin' now and keep the communication open, you can still be in there. Every second you waste, though, you risk losing that opportunity forever and then you'll spend a lifetime jacking yourself to memories of her. The choice is yours.

jag

 

[Themanofbat]

Tell her your last boyfriend really messed with your head, and you're a tad apprehensive about getting into new relationships.

 

[Boom]

If nothing else, give me her number .

 

[Erzengel]

Here's a crazy thought. You have her number and e-mail, why don't you contact her and apologize?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

text messages/e-mails are easy to write because you aren't talking to them face to face.

if you're still scared.

Get drunk and then try.

Always works for me.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

She's probably moved on by now and found a new 1 night stand.

 

[Matt]

I walked her downstairs to the door of my friend's building and she asked me if I wanted to join her for breakfast. I said that I couldn't because I needed some sleep before I got back on the train to Niagara. She said "well, I'll probably never see you again" (even though I have her # and e-mail) and I replied "well, maybe." And see said "but probably not, right?" Here's where it gets ****ed up because I took that last comment as meaning 'It doesn't mean anything to me anyway' so I smiled thinking that we were in agreement and said "yeah, probably not." She got a really pissed look on her face and stormed away. I didn't figure out until today why she was angry. I'm a ******.

Oh man Hooligan...I do believe every man on Earth should kick you in the nuts for not knowing better.

 

[jaguarr]

If you're going to contact her, do it over the phone. Email is the *****'s way out and she'll probably take it as such. You can email her later, but that first one's gotta be done over the phone.

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Oh man Hooligan...I do believe every man on Earth should kick you in the nuts for not knowing better.

THE NUTS!!! the nuts....the nuts...the nuts *waves hands*

 

[Super Kal]

if I had a night like that, I would of been glad she was gone...

I'm not a fan of bite marks and bruises...

 

[Tsunulia]

So you have her number and stuff. Type it in the google search and find her address in the online phonebook I think you can figure out the rest...

 

[Hudson]

This might sound stupid, but I **** up apologies more than anything else. I'm terrible at them.

Want us to write a script for you. You can just read that to her?
how will she know?

 

[Boom]

So you have her number and stuff. Type it in the google search and find her address in the online phonebook I think you can figure out the rest...

Stalking is always a good option .

 

[Boom]

Want us to write a script for you. You can just read that to her?
how will she know?

Uwe Boll can direct him .

 

[Erzengel]

Stalking is always a good option .

That's my approach towards Tsun. *sending tracking e-mail, now*

 

[Tsunulia]

That's my approach towards Tsun. *sending tracking e-mail, now*

*puts Erz on my ignore list*

 

[Kmack]

This might sound stupid, but I **** up apologies more than anything else. I'm terrible at them.

Hello?! That's why they invented email! Just get over yourself and do it!

 

[Boom]

Erz, I'm convinced that we have the best back-to-back avatar setup in history .

 

[TrailerCues]

Oh man Hooligan...I do believe every man on Earth should kick you in the nuts for not knowing better.

lol

Chick - I'll probably never see you again

Hooligan32 - maybe

Chick - Pissed off look on her face

Hooligan32 - Smiles

Oh the thoughts that chick must have been having

 

[WeaponZ2]

Hey man... my mother-in-law lives in Niagara Falls.

I've gone up to visit her the last two summers... we should hook up (if I go this year) and get hammered.

Maybe you two can wake up on a kitchen floor together!!

 

[Hudson]

Uwe Boll can direct him .

"No No I vont you tu zay 'zorry' in zlowmotion, ya?"

 

[Hudson]

Hey man... my mother-in-law lives in Niagara Falls.

I've gone up to visit her the last two summers... we should hook up (if I go this year) and get hammered.

You know what they say, if you can't get screwed, get hammered.