Thor Is A Real Person

[Memphis Slim]

Break-in victim repels burglar with hammer

Police say a 59-year-old Indianapolis man used a hammer to fend off a suspect trying to rob his Near-Eastside home Monday night.

Harold A. Boyce told police he woke up to find a 6-foot tall, 200-pound man robbing his home in the 1700 block of Thaddeus Street at about 11:50 p.m., according to a police report.
The suspect noticed Boyce waking up and struck him in the head with one of the victim's nail guns, police said. Boyce rolled out of bed and began fighting with the suspect.
Boyce, police said, grabbed a hammer from his toolbox and struck the suspect in the head two or three times. t:
Boyce pushed the suspect out of the backdoor and the man ran away, police said.
The suspect stole a blue Sprint cell phone, police said.
Boyce suffered cuts to his head and face but refused to be transported by an ambulance, police said. A friend later drove Boyce to Wishard Memorial Hospital, police said.

 

[Acid Snowman]

Hooray!! I've used a hammer, so I'm Thor too!! Practically every non-woman is Thor.

 

[Showtime]

Now the robber is going to come back with a mallett.

 

[PhotoJones]

How would this even make local news? People fend off burglars every day, with whatever's handy.

 

[CFE]

Get outta my place, B*TCH!

CFE

 

[bullets]

the mighty thor

 

[Whiskey Tango]

"Verily, knave, unhand mine 42" Toshiba LCD HDTV, and make haste, lest the fury of the Son of Odin smite you repeatedly forthwith!"

 

[Kritish]

We need more people like that in the world.

 

[Memphis Slim]

"Verily, knave, unhand mine 42" Toshiba LCD HDTV, and make haste, lest the fury of the Son of Odin smite you repeatedly forthwith!"

t: t: LOL

 

[Spade]

That was awesome. I know I shouldn't, but the moment it got up to "grabbed a hammer" the laughter became uncontrollable.