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[Godzilla2000]

This is probably nothing new, but I am laughing at how rubbish the Horroscopes you read on websites and in the newspaper are. Case in point, this little nugget of wisdom has me chuckling at how wrong it is about my personality:

The notion that opposites attract but do not marry couldn't ring more true right now. Good thing for you! A serious commitment is the farthest thing from your mind.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!! Serious commitments are always on my mind. I don't like wasting my time on relationships that are not going anywhere and stuck in a rut. At my age if it's not serious enough to entertain the notion of marriage then I just want to move on to a guy who is ready to accept the challenging job of being married. I'm not the Happily Ever After, Head in the Clouds type of person. When you've lived in a combative household you tend to be a bit more realistic about what living with another person entails. And call me kinky, but I actually get excited by the thought of a marital spat or two. It's stupid of people to think there won't be fights in a relationship, married or not. But anyways, for me marriage is more of an institution of respect. If you admire the person you love, as a guy, I think it would be only logical to want that woman to adopt your family name as her own.

So go all out. Date people you'd never considered before.

How vague can you get with that statement? My idea of "people you'd never consider" entails very dangerous people with not a lick of regard for my personal safety. So is this horroscope telling me to date the first self destructive lunatic I meet?

Who knows? You may find your soul mate in the process.

And little magic fairies are going to come and sing Mothra to my aid.

 

[enterthemadness]

Oh snap, it just got real. Mothra diss.

 

[WillardNation]

This is probably nothing new, but I am laughing at how rubbish the Horroscopes you read on websites and in the newspaper are. Case in point, this little nugget of wisdom has me chuckling at how wrong it is about my personality:



Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!! Serious commitments are always on my mind. I don't like wasting my time on relationships that are not going anywhere and stuck in a rut. At my age if it's not serious enough to entertain the notion of marriage then I just want to move on to a guy who is ready to accept the challenging job of being married. I'm not the Happily Ever After, Head in the Clouds type of person. When you've lived in a combative household you tend to be a bit more realistic about what living with another person entails. And call me kinky, but I actually get excited by the thought of a marital spat or two. It's stupid of people to think there won't be fights in a relationship, married or not. But anyways, for me marriage is more of an institution of respect. If you admire the person you love, as a guy, I think it would be only logical to want that woman to adopt your family name as her own.



How vague can you get with that statement? My idea of "people you'd never consider" entails very dangerous people with not a lick of regard for my personal safety. So is this horroscope telling me to date the first self destructive lunatic I meet?



And little magic fairies are going to come and sing Mothra to my aid.

I'm a little worried with how fascinated I am by your posts.

 

[enterthemadness]

She reminds me of a certain celeb...friend of Ricky Gervais.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I'm a little worried with how fascinated I am by your posts.

I guess I must just be a fascinating person because of my unconventionality?

She reminds me of a certain celeb...friend of Ricky Gervais.

Which Celeb Friend of Ricky Gervais?

 

[Anita18]

I really loved Memento. Great story, acting and score, but I really like the cinematography. I'm no film major, so I can't really analyse it and sound smart, but there's something so dream-like about the washed out colors they choose (even down to Guy Pearce dying his hair blonde). The movie just oozes style.

Plus, Joey Pants. C'mon.

I find it funny that Carrie-Anne Moss brought Joey Pants on because they worked together in The Matrix. I dunno why.

And yeah, the crossing timeline-idea never fails to astound me. Every time I think about it, it's like, "This really shouldn't have worked!" I mean, what the hell, Nolan?

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!! Serious commitments are always on my mind. I don't like wasting my time on relationships that are not going anywhere and stuck in a rut. At my age if it's not serious enough to entertain the notion of marriage then I just want to move on to a guy who is ready to accept the challenging job of being married. I'm not the Happily Ever After, Head in the Clouds type of person. When you've lived in a combative household you tend to be a bit more realistic about what living with another person entails. And call me kinky, but I actually get excited by the thought of a marital spat or two. It's stupid of people to think there won't be fights in a relationship, married or not. But anyways, for me marriage is more of an institution of respect. If you admire the person you love, as a guy, I think it would be only logical to want that woman to adopt your family name as her own.

If that's your definition of kinky, you need to get out more.

I'm a little worried with how fascinated I am by your posts.

Jinouga brings the joy around these parts, dude.

 

[enterthemadness]

I guess I must just be a fascinating person because of my unconventionality?



Which Celeb Friend of Ricky Gervais?

Karl Plinkington. In a good way.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This is probably nothing new, but I am laughing at how rubbish the Horroscopes you read on websites and in the newspaper are. Case in point, this little nugget of wisdom has me chuckling at how wrong it is about my personality:



Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!! Serious commitments are always on my mind. I don't like wasting my time on relationships that are not going anywhere and stuck in a rut. At my age if it's not serious enough to entertain the notion of marriage then I just want to move on to a guy who is ready to accept the challenging job of being married. I'm not the Happily Ever After, Head in the Clouds type of person. When you've lived in a combative household you tend to be a bit more realistic about what living with another person entails. And call me kinky, but I actually get excited by the thought of a marital spat or two. It's stupid of people to think there won't be fights in a relationship, married or not. But anyways, for me marriage is more of an institution of respect. If you admire the person you love, as a guy, I think it would be only logical to want that woman to adopt your family name as her own.



How vague can you get with that statement? My idea of "people you'd never consider" entails very dangerous people with not a lick of regard for my personal safety. So is this horroscope telling me to date the first self destructive lunatic I meet?



And little magic fairies are going to come and sing Mothra to my aid.

One horoscope is written to appeal to millions people - they're supposed to be vague. You do know you're not the only Virgin, right?

EDIT: I meant Virgo. Damn autocorrect.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm a little worried with how fascinated I am by your posts.

You may be worried, but I'm not surprised.

I've mentioned it before, I think, but judging by her picture, she's definitely your type.

 

[Anita18]

You may be worried, but I'm not surprised.

I've mentioned it before, I think, but judging by her picture, she's definitely your type.

I'm chuckling right here imagining Willard going

 

[Godzilla2000]

You may be worried, but I'm not surprised.

I've mentioned it before, I think, but judging by her picture, she's definitely your type.

*sigh* I really do need to take an updated picture of myself though because I have much longer hair than in that image, it can touch my bum.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm chuckling right here imagining Willard going

Hahaha.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

*sigh* I really do need to take an updated picture of myself though because I have much longer hair than in that image, it can touch my bum.

Yeah, definitely! 'Sounds sexy!

 

[Anita18]

*sigh* I really do need to take an updated picture of myself though because I have much longer hair than in that image, it can touch my bum.

I don't think we even saw how long your hair was in that picture. You do have a lot of it though, and I like how wavy it is.

[/Asian girl who has boring straight hair]

 

[Godzilla2000]

If that's your definition of kinky, you need to get out more.

I have been told liking a good row with the guy I'm dating is weird. I tried to explain to them how a little, harmless bout of high volume heated discussion can raise the adrenaline levels of excitement in your body but they still think it's weird of me to like that. But I've found that a guy, post lover's spat has an awful lot of passionate, dominant energy in his body which causes the makeup sex to be a bit more exciting.

Jinouga brings the joy around these parts, dude.

Oh yes, I'm just an abnormally large, self regenerating, radioactive flame breathing, atomically mutated lizard forcing people to be happy or face citywide destruction. Do you see that look in my avatar, that's me saying, "You better be laughing or I'm toppling this mountain on top of you."

Yeah, definitely! 'Sounds sexy!

Oh God, so much pressure on me! I definitely have to work extra hard to provide you guys with an image that is enticing. I was thinking of going for a Violet Parr pose with half my hair covering half my face though. I just need to get my hands on a digital camera now.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I'm a little worried with how fascinated I am by your posts.

You say that almost every time

 

[SuperFerret]

His higher brain functions were killed by those posts long ago. It's just a reflex now. That's why it's best to treat them like a solar eclipse, only read them through a tiny hole in a piece of paper.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

*sigh* I really do need to take an updated picture of myself though because I have much longer hair than in that image, it can touch my bum.

I want an image of you head banging to motörhead.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I had another zombie dream last night. Damn you, Walking Dead TPBs.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I'm chuckling right here imagining Willard going

That is really out of order, and you know what, I've never seen Willard Nation make any kind of nasty comment about someone on the board's looks.
You're not only insulting Jinouga, but taking it upon yourself to bismirch his name as well.

edit: and , Anita, how long are you planning on keeping your avatar for winning 'smartest poster' up? As far as i can see every other award winner has taken down their award avatar, haha, apart from maybe Keyser Soze, who rarely posts. Surely someone so 'intelligent' wouldn't have to advertise it in such a way? haha

edit: and i might add, I've seen Jinouga's picture on the boards, and I don't see why someone should make such a comment about the way she looks, she just looks like a woman of her age.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

The lady with the food cart just passed me out; acted like I was invisible. She will pay for this. On the way back I'm going to buy the most expensive thing a pay in cents.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I went after the lady, asked for a sammich and she said she had none left, I asked for a bottle of water, and she said had none left and finally I ask for coffee and she said I have to be in my seat to get it....someone then jumped into the converstion and offered me their water

 

[Godzilla2000]

One horoscope is written to appeal to millions people - they're supposed to be vague. You do know you're not the only Virgin, right?

EDIT: I meant Virgo. Damn autocorrect.

I'm actually a Sagittarius seeing as how I was born in December and all.

I want an image of you head banging to motörhead.

Pulling off a headbanging image would be hard to do without someone taking the picture for me. I'll see if I can employ my nephew to do that, but be forewarned I do have a lot of hair and it will just be an explosion of hair in the image. Also, forgive me but I shall have to headbang to something else, like Nightwish or Within Temptation as I don't really listen to Motörhead.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

This is for Duke if he's on-line...

Underworld Music Video - Apart (Renhold Mix)

I used clips from all three films, Underworld, UW: Evolution, and UW: Awakening

 

[Godzilla2000]

You're not only insulting Jinouga, but taking it upon yourself to bismirch his name as well.

His!? HIS!? HIS!? Last time I checked I was missing the proper equipment in my nether regions to be considered a member of the Male gender.