You say that almost every time
And I mean it. Every. Time.
Oh dear God it's a Jinouga/Bum collision.
The Apocalypse is upon us.
And I didn't get to see The Dark Knight Rises OR Prometheus!
I've waited so long for this...
Nah, I'm not the argumentive type, I'm just yanking his chain a bit.
Here's some food for thought: You can't lose weight that's all muscle.
That's actually completely false.
Well, the thing is that I might not be able to become a skinny, Hollywood approved waif, but I'm not fat. 95% of my body is muscle from all the walking that I've done. When I was in High School I used to walk to school in the morning and I have highly developed muscles in my legs and buttocks. Now I have the standard middle aged creaking joints and all but I can still walk pretty good distances if I wanted to. I think the misconception is that skinny = healthy when that's just not true. I'm telling you I could eat the same amount of food, get the same amount of activity as a skinny person and still be the same physique I am now. In fact, I've been roughly the same body size (Well, excluding a bigger bosom than the one I had at 14 while I was still developing a womanly figure.) that I was since Middle school as I can still wear the clothes I wore at 14, not that I would be wearing them now mind you. My teen years were during the pastel 80's and I have some pretty scary 80's style knit sweaters.
That's actually physically impossible. Organs, bones, water, etc make up for quite a bit of the percentage of your body. Even if you meant you have 5% body fat, it is absolutely physically impossible to get that low of a body fat percentage from walking.
Skinny does not always equal healthy, but fat almost always equals unhealthy. Also, being fat isn't like being black or gay. You're not a minority group. You're someone who wants to justify their unhealthy body instead of making hard lifestyle choices to change it. Finally I find your claim that you're 95% muscle mass like the Kingpin extremely dubious. No one gets buff from walking.
Um, get out there and do stuff?
I mean, it's one thing to SAY you're healthy. It's another to prove it by signing up for 5K races or hiking with people and doing group sports.
Preach.
JJJ's all anti-fat. I bet that means he's sexy. Private message me some pics.
Creepy....
Nothing better for you than walking everywhere.
Great for the body and the mind.
Again, false. Yes, people should walk more. But there are many many many things that are better for you than simply walking everywhere. Walking is a basic human function; it is in no way going the extra mile. Just because you don't have to use a hover round to get places doesn't mean you're exercising.
Where are my sexy pics?!
Still creepy....
Look, I am healthy. If my doctor had gotten anything back from the full physical and battery of tests she ran on my biological functions, she would have told me. Everything is fine with my body despite my not being as anorexic as Lady Gaga. I can walk miles and miles when not suffering from a bad chest cold like I have this week. I worked all 4 friggin' days of work despite the exhaustion and inability to breath properly from all the mucus in my lungs and sinus cavities. On top of that I walked to and from work while being so sick, except for one night where I was taken to work by a very nice, concerned cop. And I toughed through it with only Dayquil and painkillers so don't any of you even call me a powderpuff fatty. I am plus sized and proud. If you can't handle that I'm healthy and not a single digit than screw off and live in your delusional world of bulimic/anorexic, unhealthy diet pill popping ego cases.
First of all, if you wanted to pick a celebrity to call anorexic, your best bet would have been Angelina Jolie. Gaga is skinny but not anywhere close to anorexic looking.
Also, you SHOULD be able to walk miles and miles. The ability to walk does not mean you are healthy, it just means you aren't crippled. I think you may have set the standards for "healthy" a bit too low.
You seem to think that the only options are double digits and anorexic. You don't have to go from one extreme to another. If your size is in the double digits, chances are you are quite a bit overweight. Anorexic = not healthy. But you know what? Being overweight also = not healthy.
I'd like to introduce you to Camille Leblanc-Bazinet:
I'm willing to bet that her size is in the single digits and she certainly does not look anorexic or bulimic to me. You could probably walk circles around her though.
Just follow the portion size on whatever you cook. Little stuff like that will add up for you if you want to get to a healthier size. That and eating good stuff. I've seen people who'd be considered obese according to their BMI, but they're mostly muscle.
You don't need to pay attention to portion sizes if you're eating the right stuff. No matter how much grilled chicken and broccoli you eat, you won't get fat.
Everything is so overly dramatic that it's obvious you are making it up to get attention.
You are "seriously creeped out" by something your nephew said.
Your mom said something in an "ice-cold, emotionless voice" that has you "seriously creeped out".
You and the man you love can't be together because of the always-convenient evil rich people, who have now apparently metamorphosed into some sort of gang that lurks around your dry cleaning store waiting to have you wacked if you glance in his general direction.
Men tell you you look like Hayley Atwell. lol.
Everyone around you is a creepy, mentally unstable, manipulative psychopath who wants to see you dead. You can't be paranoid and in need of medication, no, it's far more likely that every single person you are acquainted with in your life is part of this massive conspiracy against you. Because all these powerful rich women feel so deeply threatened by you.
Get a freaking grip and stop with the begging for attention that's so transparent it's embarrassing.
I don't know, seems pretty legit to me.
Mine are real. I am seriously getting very annoyed with people that have been keeping an unhealthy grudge against me for the past decade or so. You do remember that I was gone from these boards for several years or maybe you don;t because I stopped posting about the time you joined. This is because these people just won't stop harassing me, sending their people to where I work, having them following me around in public places and saying nasty things to me when they get the chance. Do you have any idea what it's like to be stalked by people you don't even know and not know why they hate you so much? It's especially vexing when they're infringing upon my Constitutional rights. I have an idea that it's the Scientologists I angered behind all this because I told a few of them in person I didn't want to join their cult and I don't put it past them to stalk and harass me in retaliation because this is CO$ modus operandi. Just look up Scientologists and their "handling" methods on Youtube if you don't believe me. The idiots think I'm a part of Anonymous and they told me that when I'm clearly not. I've also had a few that have come in to do laundry accuse me of being a reptilian in disguise trying to take over the world based on my love of Kaiju films that have giant lizards in them. Again this is something that a Scientologist told me personally. You have no idea the insanity I've had to deal with from this cult. It's getting pretty annoying for me and I have been doing my best to talk some sense into them. I'm getting sick of all this mental and emotional bullying from all these people who think they're big stuff because they're tormenting a single, middle aged woman, all the while proving absolutely nothing other than they're just being jerks. You have no idea what I'm going through and I'd appreciate a little bit more sensitivity from you guys because you are acting just like the people that have been harassing me in real life. This is not attention I want, it's for them to just leave me alone and stop harassing me. You don't understand, you can't just get people in a cult like Scientology to stop their inappropriate behavior because they're not going to listen to you and their pretty discreet with their harassment.
Remember what I told you before. NO ONE ****s with Jinouga's laundromat.
You're absolutely correct in that they're tenacious when you piss them off by not wanting to join them. It's not so much the Low Level scientologists but the ones who are higher up in the ranking system. Just ask anyone in Anonymous who've been stalked by these people. This is why they wear the masks, to hide their identities so that the Scientologist bullies don't track them down and harass themselves and their families.
You want to see how Scientology operates, just search up Paulette Cooper and Operation Snow White.
I would love to ask someone in Anonymous but, um, how do we know who to ask?
So you are the target of a conspiracy by not only evil rich women but also high-ranking Scientologists.
You must be really important.
Yeah, dude, space lizard in disguise. I would consider that to be pretty important.
*sigh* No, I'm perfectly normal mentally. How much clearer can I get when I tell you these people have come right up to me and interacted with me? People coming up to you and saying crazy things to you like you're a reptilian overlord that needs to be eliminated is not fiction.
I think it's pretty clear that we need to form a rebellion against the Scientologists.
No, not really.
Because I don't think anyone would
bother stalking me in the first place.
I mean, if someone wanted to kidnap and torture me to get information about stuff I'm doing at work (which is kind of secretive, at least in other DNA repair circles), I....guess..?
But think about it rationally for a minute. What would they want to do with a 40-year-old middle-class single woman who lives with her family and works at a laundromat?
Alleged 40 year old middle class single woman laundromat employee.
I agree. I'm afraid you're starting to unravel here, Jinouga.
Stop and think. Why would people care about
you enough to stalk you for a decade? Do you think this happens to everybody? What's so special about
you in particular?
Space lizard in disguise. Duh.
Or there's nothing I can do. The cops tell me unless they're posing a physical threat they can't do anything.
On top of all this weirdness I have to deal with the jealousy of a woman who likes the same guy I do too. *sigh* This seems like a constant pattern with me, of people kicking me while I'm on the ground and spitting in my face figuratively because I want to experience human emotions like love with a man I'm crazy about but because of jealousy something that easy is insurmountable, like I have to accept my status and not dream of something better because it's inconvenient for her. You know, I'm willing to wait until the guy is free from the situation that woman has trapped him in but if something better comes along I can't wait forever. I certainly hope all the pain she's caused me comes back on her 1,000 fold because that Ice Queen is cold hearted for all the mind games she's been playing with me. She's been hostile towards me all because of a guy, how stupid is that?
We talked about this. Get your Jodie Foster in The Brave One on.
