To all you computer geeks out there, or those who hate microsoft...

[Movies205]

My brother has been a computer geek for as long as I can remember, well his four years of highschool he went over-drive so for 4 years of my life I had to haer everyday how evil Microsoft is, BLAH BLAH! Everyday... Now he's in his 2nd year of college, he just got an internship at MS that pays 50 thousand a year just for the internship... And now he loves Microsoft and he hasn't even started, apparently they give him free soda and board as well. So just remember kids, you all sell out sometime, and if you don't it's because you suck at life.

 

[Malice]

Good for him!

 

[Movies205]

You don't realize how many discussions I HAD TO SIT THROUGH ABOUT THE EVIL OF MICROSOFT... Today is the day I learned, everyone has a price


~For those who don't understand my humor, I of course am happy for him~

 

[Erzengel]

I guess his stack of pornography in his room is all yours now.

 

[Movies205]

I guess his stack of pornography in his room is all yours now.

He's move on to bigger and better things, like strip clubs

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

50thou internship?!?
Hamma...hulla...whu *bOiNg!*

 

[jaguarr]

We'll see if that $50k a year was worth it when Steve Ballmer ass-rapes your brother and hits him with a chair.

jag

 

[Movies205]

50thou internship?!?
Hamma...hulla...whu *bOiNg!*

To be honest I didn't think he'd get it, I mean it was a very competitive internship, plus his grades aren't spectactular but he's a good talker and he knows his **** so I guess he won them over that way.

 

[black_dust]

Great! now we can filter down via you what needs fixing and improving with windows :P

Congrats to him

 

[jaguarr]

To be honest I didn't think he'd get it, I mean it was a very competitive internship, plus his grades aren't spectactular but he's a good talker and he knows his **** so I guess he won them over that way.

Microsoft is overrun with C-average students who are fast talkers that like to steal other people's ideas, dumb them down and then sell them as their own. Anytime your bro gets out of line, though, all you need to do is remind him that this is his new boss.

jag

 

[Movies205]

Microsoft is overrun with C-average students who are fast talkers that like to steal other people's ideas, dumb them down and then sell them as their own. Anytime your bro gets out of line, though, all you need to do is remind him that this is his new boss.

jag

Well the thing is, he knows his ****, I mean that's all he does is work with computers he's just lazy with his school-work, he actually wasn't even suppose to get an interview with the company due to his grades not being the requirement but he convince them to let him go, or something like that I believe. But alas all the power to him, he needs all the money he can get with his college loans...

 

[Ronny Shade]

Microsoft isn't evil, they're computers just aren't as good as apple's

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Bill Gates dropped out of college.
I doubt grades are high on his list of qualifications.

 

[jaguarr]

Microsoft isn't evil, they're computers just aren't as good as apple's

Uhhh.....Microsoft has engaged in a lot of unscrupulous business practices, man. To the point that there are a whole lot of people who really regard them as the pinnacle of evil corporations right along with Enron and the oil companies.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

Well the thing is, he knows his ****, I mean that's all he does is work with computers he's just lazy with his school-work, he actually wasn't even suppose to get an interview with the company due to his grades not being the requirement but he convince them to let him go, or something like that I believe. But alas all the power to him, he needs all the money he can get with his college loans...

Hey, paid internships are hard to come by, so more power to him. Sounds to me like he's learning how to work the system.

jag

 

[Movies205]

Hey, paid internships are hard to come by, so more power to him. Sounds to me like he's learning how to work the system.

jag

Problem is he can be a narcistic prick at times so now I'm going have to hear about htis everytime I see him, or any time we get into an argument...

 

[jaguarr]

Problem is he can be a narcistic prick at times so now I'm going have to hear about htis everytime I see him, or any time we get into an argument...

When he gets like that, show him the video I linked for you and tell him that's going to be him in 15 years.

jag

 

[Addendum]

Microsoft may be evil, but they make damn good consoles

 

[Darthphere]

Why is Microsoft evil again?

 

[Obi-Ron]

Problem is he can be a narcistic prick at times so now I'm going have to hear about htis everytime I see him, or any time we get into an argument...

Pop him one in the mouth and say "Not so smart NOW, are ya?"

Works every time.