To the women of the hype: If a guy sent you an outrageous amount of flowers is that..

[Joker]

you know what I would give a girl instead of flowers? venus fly traps...cause they eat flies, and I would totally eat...well, I'll let you all finish that thought for yourselves

 

[SoulManX]

i always saw my mom getting roses from different mens when i was growing up, i just can't dig them.

*makes note no roses*

 

[heypapajinx]

*makes note no roses*

haha!
aren't you the owner of club rump?

 

[mightiest_mortal]

pah.. waste of money i say. Ive never got any of my girlfriends flowers and none of them were ever (too vocally) upset about it

 

[Noon]

my gal liked it,last v-day she got 6 dozen roses at school(deliverd by me,each dozen repd how long we were togeather) and a dozen of every flower in the shop at her house.I left so many jealous girls with dirt bag boy friends in tears that day.Anyways,beyomd the fun stuff,my one and only keeps all the flowers in a book after the petals she can snag dry,the most recent was this one i called it the speeding bullet because i had it arranged in a hurry and the colors of course http://s139.photobucket.com/albums/q290/guyninja/lovestuff/?action=view&current=Picture151.jpg

the next night I did the same arrangement but with pink red and white,she had two senior nights in a row and I only had orderd for the later.

Flowers at school would be awesome, but then again any flowers at all would be nice too.

Giving tons of flowers may seem romantic, but I think if the guy found out what your favourite flower was and gave you a small bunch of those it would be even more romantic (not to mention cheaper). Giving a whole bunch is kinda like "I didn't know which one you liked so I just got them all", like he doesn't even know you.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Someone did that to me I'd beat them to death. Quite frankly, if you're gonna get me something, get me something thats gonna last. At least a box of chocolates will stick to my hips! Flowers just decay, leave pollen-y smears everywhere and stink the place up.

Best bunch of flowers I ever got was a bunch made from feathers. The stems were paper, but the leaves and flowers were made of feather. I still have them in a jug, coving up the broken fireplace. I had a feather rose on my wedding too.

 

[GunBlade]

I'm not much of a flower girl but it's the thought that counts.

 

[ComicChick]

I'm not much of a flower girl but it's the thought that counts.

i agree. i'm not much of a flower girl myself, but every once in a while i certainly wouldn't mind.

 

[Abaddon]

what about a picture of a flower? or some paper mache ones?

 

[Joker]

what if a guy gives you two packages of flour? you know...flouers?

 

[GunBlade]

Baking time!

 

[ComicChick]

what if a guy gives you two packages of flour? you know...flouers?

i'd make a cake

 

[Joker]

would you then share that cake with the man who gave you the flouers? *is devising a plan to recieve free cake*

 

[ComicChick]

would you then share that cake with the man who gave you the flouers? *is devising a plan to recieve free cake*

of course.

i can't cook to well, but i can bake a mean dessert can't explain it.

but i made 10 cakes in 6 weeks for parties at work and stuff,(4 for thanksgiving party,2 for christmas, and 2 for another event)

and each one was eaten. i think i got 1 slice out of all of them.

 

[Joker]

cake rocks

 

[ComicChick]

cake rocks

its kinda funny though, cuz i don't seem like the kinda girl that likes to cook and stuff but everyone was shocked that my cakes were so good.

2 coworkers cut one in half and each took a half home and wouldn't share with anyone else lol

 

[heypapajinx]

what about a picture of a flower? or some paper mache ones?

yes, those count.
but only if you made the paper machet ones or if you make a collage of cut out pictures or if you take the picture yourself of the flowers.
if you're just like "hey, here" and throw the ripped off cover of a bridal magazine at me, i will not be pleased.

 

[Sean Adisano]

i'm not really educated in flowers...i know roses (red, pink, white) and tulips. and thats it...so i'm always giving a thing of roses, whenever i do give them, which is not often.

i like to get something that really touches the heart.

 

[04nbod]

i'm not really educated in flowers...i know roses (red, pink, white) and tulips. and thats it...so i'm always giving a thing of roses, whenever i do give them, which is not often.

i like to get something that really touches the heart.

orchids are nice. expensive and original- says a lot about yourself

 

[Sean Adisano]

orchids are nice. expensive and original- says a lot about yourself

the one thing i learned from someone is that never get girls carnations! is this true?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'd like to walk in and the room's completely full of cacti, lol.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

But what if the girl stepped in to play in the flowers and the guy was all

HAY SURPRISE, TEHIRS FLESH EATING SPIDERZ IN DEREZ LOL!!!



and then cupid would be all

Pwnt.

 

[heypapajinx]

the one thing i learned from someone is that never get girls carnations! is this true?

no, that is NOT true.
carnations=fun!!

I'd like to walk in and the room's completely full of cacti, lol.

and i would like to be the nurse waiting at the other end of that room with some alcohol and a pair of tweezers.

 

[04nbod]

the one thing i learned from someone is that never get girls carnations! is this true?

never when you want to get REALLY romantic
if its just a little something special to cheer her up then there ok

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Hot.


Well...not really if you got them in your dong...