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Yeah I plagiarized the title from the Batman 3 page, but this needs to be discussed
Heres a script for SM4 that I wrote shortly after the third film came out (mind a few typos):
The Amazing Spiderman
U.S.A alternate titles Spiderman 4, Spiderman: Maximum Carnage.
Directed by: Sam Raimi
Based upon characters by: Stan Lee and Mark Bagley
Music by: Danny Elfman and Christopher Young
Starring:
Tobey Maguire as PETER PARKER/ SPIDERMAN
Kirsten Dunst as MARY JANE WATSON (PARKER)
Bryce Dallas Howard as GWEN STACY
Dylan Baker as DR. CONNORS/ THE LIZARD
Unknown as CLETUS KASADY/ CARNAGE
James Cromwell as CAPTAIN STACY
J.K. Simmons as J. JONAH JAMESON
Rosemary Harris as AUNT MAY
Joe Manganiello as FLASH THOMPSON
Bill Nunn as ROBBIE ROBERTSON
Elizabeth Banks as MISS BRANT
Ted Raimi as HOFFMAN
OPENING CREDITS:
Cue Columbia Pictures and Marvel logos, Spiderman theme fades in. The main credits start off with the Camera swinging through a CGI rendered New York City. The Camera swings though major locations in the Manhattan area where previous Spiderman films have taken place. When we swing past a location we see still frame drawings from previous movies (Alex Ross esque Cartoons). We go by the George Washington Bridge and see clips of the Green Goblin from Spiderman (Animated). Then we swing past a shipping yard and see clips of Dr. Octopus from Spiderman 2 (Animated). The credits continue and we go by a church, we see an animated sequence of Spiderman ripping of his black costume and the symbiote falling on Eddie Brock. We swing past a recently constructed building and we see a slight recap of the last fight scene in Spiderman 3 (Animated). The audience sees Spiderman throw a pumpkin bomb into the symbiote and Eddie Brock jumping in. We see Eddie Brock/Venom explode in an animated sequence and we can clearly see that Eddie Brock is dead. The audience then sees a dying Harry Osborn in the arms of Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker (Animated). We then cut to an animated Spiderman swinging in New York and the animated figure turns into live action Spiderman. We see a full CG model of Spiderman and the audience begins to hear church bells. The Camera zooms in on the Spider symbol on Peters chest and the sound of the bells brings us into the first scene. END OPENING CREDITS.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF CHURCH- SPRING DAY
We see a church bells ringing on a spring day, PETER PARKER and MARY JANE WATSON are going to get married. Outside the front of a gothic style church we see a crowd of people waiting patiently. We then see AUNT MAY, the crew from the daily bugle (J.J.J., ROBBIE ROBERTSON, HOFFMAN, MISS BRANT) and others in attendance. J.J.J. is accompanied by his WIFE. CAPTAIN STACY and GWEN STACY are present at the wedding. GWEN STACY is standing next to FLASH THOMPSON and the two have started to date. We see that FLASH inexplicably has a broken arm. AUNT MAY is talking to a group of people while waiting for the bride and groom to show up. AUNT MAY is standing next to ANNA WATSON, her best friend and MARY JANES Aunt.
GWEN STACY
Anna showed me the gown, Mrs. Parker. Its stunning!
AUNT MAY
(Laughing)
Well, you dont need to thank me. Mary Jane has very good taste in tailors
ANNA WATSON
(Interrupting)
So tell me Gwen, how long have you known my Niece?
ANNA WATSON gives FLASH THOMPSON a dirty look and waits for GWEN to reply.
GWEN STACY
Well, I know Peter from school and along the way I met MJ. Theyre great friends to have.
FLASH
Gwen just likes MJS shoe collection, thats the only reason why they hang out at all.
ANNA WATSON
Do I sense a hint of jealousy Flash Thompson? Your not still upset about Mary Jane leaving you?
FLASH
(Half joking)
MJS a great friend, but shes not the type of girl you wanna date. Come to think about it, neither is Gwen.
GWEN elbows FLASH in the side and we see ANNA WATSON let out a small laugh. We cut to J. JONAH JAMESON talking to CAPTAIN STACY.
J.J.J
Thats right. I taught Peter everything he knows. That kid would be on streets eating dirt if it werent for me.
CAPTAIN STACY and his WIFE look amused and nod as JAMESON is going on. We see AUNT MAY look at her watch.
AUNT MAY
I dont understand. I called Peter five minutes ago and there was no answer.
JAMESONS WIFE
Do you think they got cold feet?
J.J.J
I dont know, dear. I thought Peter was made of sterner stuff.
We see a Taxicab race down the street and make a screeching stop. Mary Jane is in her wedding gown and throws the driver some change. She rushes towards the group of people.
MARY JANE
(Oblivious)
Sorry Im late! I had to make sure that my hair was just perfect Peter?
Mary Jane looks around for Peter.
AUNT MAY
I..Im afraid he isnt here yet, dear.
J.J.J
(Whispering to wife)
Serves the girl right for standing up John
J.J.JS WIFE
(Whispering back)
You know how John was he was such a dog sometimes
MARY JANE
He .hes not?
GWEN STACY
Gosh, MJ, I . Im sure theres a reason.
EXT. NEY YORK CITY STREETS-DAY
Immediately we cut to SPIDERMAN following a white van at very high speeds. Police cars peruse the van and cant keep up
as fast as SPIDERMAN can.
SPIDERMAN
(Narrating)
There is no good reason, thats exactly what MJ would say if she saw me now. These guys picked the perfect day to knock off a Jewelry store.
We see SPIDERMAN close in on the white van full of thugs. We then see a shot inside the van. There are three THUGS with automatic weapons and shotguns inside.
THUG 1
Id hate to tell you this guys .but the spiders on our tails!
THUG 2
The spider that chump .my grandmother can hit harder than he can.
The THUG looks in his side view mirror and doesnt see anything. Then we see SPIDERMAN pull the Thug out of the van.
THUG 1
(Driving)
Get this freak offa me!
The other THUGS caulk their guns and start to shoot at SPIDERMAN. The group of police cars have started to catch up to the van.
SPIDERMAN
Well then granny must have been drinking her milk.
SPIDERMAN punches the thug and throws him off of the van. He makes a net out of webbing to catch the thug.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF CHURCH-SPRING DAY
The audience is taken back to the church where we see a very angry MARY JANE WATSON waiting for Peter.
MARY JANE
There is no good reason why hes late! (Whispering) even if he is Spiderman.
EXT. NEW YORK CITY-DAY
We cut back to SPIDERMAN on top of the white van. The vehicle is speeding out of control and is about to hit an old woman crossing the street. One of the THUGS is trying to steer the car from the passengers seat. We see the other THUG watching whats going on.
THUG 2
(To THUG 3)
Well dont just sit there! Squash that bug!
SPIDERMAN then jumps through the open drivers window and kicks THUG 2 out of the van. SPIDERMAN slams on the breaks stopping inches away from the old woman crossing the street. The old woman doesnt notice the van and continues crossing the street.
SPIDERMAN
Youre welcome would be nice.
THUG 3 hits SPIDERMAN in the back of the head with his shotgun. SPIDERMAN reacts by holding his head and hitting THUG 3 without looking back. THUG 3 collapses and is unconscious. SPIDERMAN gets out of the van to see that the police cars have finally caught up. SPIDERMAN is still holding his head.
POLICE OFFICER
Thanks Spidey, we woulda never caught these guys if it werent for you.
SPIDERMAN
Dont mention it.
SPIDERMAN picks up a burlap bag full of diamonds and tosses it to the police. SPIDERMAN swings away from the scene and off to the wedding. The Police officers look into the bag and see thousands of diamonds.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF CHURCH-DAY
Cut to a diamond ring being held by PETER PARKER. PETER puts the ring in his pocket and runs towards the church.
PETER
M.J.! Sorry Im running behind! I,..uh, had a little trouble getting dressed.
PETER stops by a staircase and puts his shoes on. MARY JANE smiles and laughs at Peter putting on his shoes.
MARY JANE
So..if it wouldnt be too much to ask. Id like to get married now Peter Parker.
We see that there is a hole in PETER PARKERS jacket pocket and the ring falls out. FLASH THOMPSON picks it up and puts it in his pocket instead of giving it to PETER. The group of people finally enters the Church.
INT. CHURCH-DAY
We cut to a close up of MARY JANE and PETER PARKER standing at an alter. GWEN STACY is MARY JANES maid of honor and FLASH THOMPSON is PETERS best man. We see a shot of J. JONAH JAMESON sitting next to his wife in the Church.
J.J.J.
I doubt if itll last.
MRS. JAMESON slaps JONHAS knee and looks annoyed. She then watches the ceremony intently. We see AUNT MAY sitting next to ANNA WATSON and they are both crying and wiping their tears away with matching handkerchiefs. We see the PRIEST (BRUCE CAMPBELL) stumble out and onto the alter. The PRIEST looks drunk and can barley keep himself standing. The PRIEST is wearing Elvis sunglasses and looks like he just got back from Las Vegas.
PRIEST
(Mumbling)
We are gathered here today to witness the coming together of two people uh. What are your names?
PETER PARKER and MARY JANE WATSON look confused and then stare at each other in amazement.
PETER
(Annoyed)
Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson
PRIEST
Do you Peter Porker take Mary Jean Wonton as your awfully wedded wife?
PETER looks into MARY JANES eyes and MARY JANE has never looked more beautiful.
PETER
I, do.
PRIEST
(Whispering)
Hey, kid wheres the ring?
PETER
Oh, its right here.
PETER feels around in his pocket and cant find the ring. He realizes that there is a hole in his pocket. FLASH goes up to PETER and hands him the ring.
FLASH THOMPSON
What would you do without me Pete?
PRIEST
Put it on her finger.
PETER
What?
PRIEST
The ring numb nuts.
PETER slips the ring on MARY JANES finger and MARY JANE blushes.
PRIEST
Do you Mary Jean Wonton take Peter Perkins as your lawfully wedded husband?
MARY JANE smiles at PETER and seems almost as if she were in High School again.
MARY JANE
I, do.
MARY JANE places a cheap silver ring on PETERS finger and looks like shes about to cry.
PRIEST
(Rushing)
If there are no objections, by the powers vested in me by the sovereign state of New York I now pronounce you husband and wife! You can kiss the bread.
MARY JANE and PETER share their first kiss as husband and wife and seem extremely happy. We hear wedding bells and we see that the PRIEST has fallen asleep. MARY JANE and PETER PARKER exit the Church.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF CHURCH-DAY
We see confetti fly as PETER and MARY JANE exit the Church. CAPTAIN STACY shakes PETERS hand and AUNT MAY interrupts.
AUNT MAY
If only Uncle Ben could see you now. Youve truly grown into the man we expected you to be.
PETER PARKER
That means a lot Aunt May.
AUNT MAY hugs PETER and pats him on the back. MARY JANE is talking to GWEN STACY and looks back at PETER. FLASH THOMPSON grabs both PETER AND MARY JANE and flags down a taxi. FLASH shoves them into the taxi and talks to the cabby.
FLASH THOMPSON
Take em to the nearest motel chief!
The cabby laughs and looks back at the recently married couple. PETER and MARY JANE are also laughing and wave out of the window as the taxicab speeds off. We see the crowd of people clapping and waving goodbye to PETER and MJ.
INT. BAGLEY LABS (EMPIRE STATE UNIVERSITY)-NIGHT
We see a complex lab area filled with equipment and reptiles in cages. DR. CONNORS is sitting next to a male scientist looking into a microscope. We see that DR. CONNORS right arm is missing and is covered by a button on his shirt.
SCIENTIST CHANG
Are you ready for the DNA sample to be added Curt?
DR. CURT CONNORS
(Looking into the microscope)
Yeah, I think its finally going to work this time Chang.
We see SCIENTIST CHANG add a drop of some organic liquid into a Petri dish with a syringe and back up slowly.
DR. CONNORS
It looks like its regenerating the old cells just as before. It just needs to be more stable.
SCIENTIST CHANG
Adding stabilizing agent.
SCIENTIST CHANG adds another substance to the mixture of compounds.
DR. CONNORS
Just hold together, this one time.
We see a computer monitor with the microscopes image on it. We can see cells start to die in a matter of seconds.
DR. CONNORS
Damn it! I cant figure out why it destabilizes. There has to be something that can help in the regeneration process. Something that will bond with the DNA.
SCIENTIST CHANG
(Exhausted)
I think we should call it a night Doc. My wifes gonna be worried sick.
DR. CONNORS
Go on ahead Chang. Ill see you in the morning.
SCIENTIST CHANG
(Yawning)
Dont stay up too late Curt.
DR. CONNORS
(Biting on a pencil)
Yeah, uh hu.
We see SCIENTIST CHANG leave the lab and close the door. We see a green light shining on DR. CONNORS face as he tries to figure out the problem.
DR. CONNORS
There has to be something that can bind this stuff together. Something to keep it stable.
DR. CONNORS looks tired and rubs his eyes. He gets up and walks around the lab area. We see a lizard open its mouth as DR. CONNORS walks by. DR. CONNORS picks up a picture of his wife that is sitting on the lab bench. DR. CONNORS looks into the picture and can see the reflection of the symbiote in the background. DR. CONNORS turns around and opens a refrigeration unit that the symbiote is being held.
DR. CONNORS
Where the hell did Peter find this thing anyway? I cant believe that theres nothing on the records about it. Its a completely new organism.
DR. CONNORS then has a moment of inspiration and picks up the container holding the symbiote. He then sits back down at the lab. DR. CONNORS takes a miniscule sample of the symbiote and puts it in the compound.
DR. CONNORS
If this stuff can bond to anything it touches, I dont see why I cant use it to bond the cells together.
DR. CONNORS looks into the microscope again and looks at the cells.
DR. CONNORS
Hold together. Comon just this one time
After a few seconds the cells start to regenerate and rebuild one another. The serum seems to be a success.
DR. CONNORS
Ha! After all this time. It works! It really works! I cant believe it. This is amazing.
DR. CONNORS looks at his arm and then at the serum. He cleans up the lab and shuts off the lights. We can see the symbiote squirming inside of the refrigeration unit as DR. CONNORS leaves.
INT. PETER PARKERS OLD APARTMENT-NIGHT
We see PETER and MARY JANE sitting on a mattress in an empty room. PETERS window is open so they can feel the nights breeze.
MARY JANE
Some honeymoon tiger. It sure beats a place like Hawaii or the Bahamas.
PETER
Hey, this place has a lot of character. We just need a few palm trees, a wading pool and you wouldnt be able to tell the difference.
MARY JANE
Youre the only guy I know Pete who could pull off a wedding where the Priest is drunk and a reception at Chinese Restaurant.
PETER
You didnt like the Mock Duck?
PETER and MARY JANE stare at the stars outside and then into each others eyes. They are about to kiss and then we hear a knock at the door. PETER gets up and lets out a sigh. PETER opens the door to see MR. DITKOVITCH and his daughter URSULA standing with a homemade cake.
MR. DITKOVITCH
This isnt my idea, but heres a cake. Congratulations.
URSULA
(Embarrassed)
Poppa! We wanted to wish you and Mary Jane good luck and
MR. DITKOVITCH
And, that we got your final rent check in the mail. Now Lets leave them alone Ursula.
URSULA peeks in to see MARY JANE sitting on a mattress and waves hello. MARY JANE waves back.
URSULA
Bye Mary Jane!
MR. DITKOVITCH pushes URSULA away from the door and gives peter the chocolate cake.
MR. DITKOVITCH
We need to leave these people alone Ursula!
MR DITKOVITCH and URSULA argue in Russian and PETER slowly closes the door and locks it.
PETER
I thought theyd never leave.
MARY JANE
Lets see that chocolate cake tiger.
We see PETER set the cake down and kiss MARY JANE. We then pan to a full moon in the night sky.
INT. RYKERS ISLAND-NIGHT
We see a TWO PRISON GUARDS walking down a row of cells. One of the guards is tapping on each of the cells with a Billy club as he walks by.
PRISON GUARD 1
Thank God this guys being transferred. Hes one of the most dangerous inmates here.
PRISON GUARD 2
Why transfer him? They should have put a bullet in his head a long time ago.
PRISON GUARD 1
I hear their taking him to some sort of Lab to be tested on.
The GUARDS arrive at cell number 361. The Guards turn on the lights in the cell and see a redheaded man sitting in a corner (KASADY).
PRISON GUARD 2
Time for your change of locale Kasady. Put your arms where I can see them.
CLETUS KASADY stands up and puts his arms through the bars of the cell. A guard handcuffs him and we can see that there are scars covering KASADYS arms. One of the GUARDS opens the cell door and they escort KASADY out. We see the guards place KASADY on an upright stretcher (silence of the lambs) and roll him past the other cells. We hear other inmates scream and cheer as they roll KASADY out of the complex. Inmates throw toilet paper and other miscellaneous items at the GUARDS and KASADY. KASADY just smiles as they roll him to a helicopter.
Heres a script for SM4 that I wrote shortly after the third film came out (mind a few typos):
The Amazing Spiderman
U.S.A alternate titles Spiderman 4, Spiderman: Maximum Carnage.
Directed by: Sam Raimi
Based upon characters by: Stan Lee and Mark Bagley
Music by: Danny Elfman and Christopher Young
Starring:
Tobey Maguire as PETER PARKER/ SPIDERMAN
Kirsten Dunst as MARY JANE WATSON (PARKER)
Bryce Dallas Howard as GWEN STACY
Dylan Baker as DR. CONNORS/ THE LIZARD
Unknown as CLETUS KASADY/ CARNAGE
James Cromwell as CAPTAIN STACY
J.K. Simmons as J. JONAH JAMESON
Rosemary Harris as AUNT MAY
Joe Manganiello as FLASH THOMPSON
Bill Nunn as ROBBIE ROBERTSON
Elizabeth Banks as MISS BRANT
Ted Raimi as HOFFMAN
OPENING CREDITS:
Cue Columbia Pictures and Marvel logos, Spiderman theme fades in. The main credits start off with the Camera swinging through a CGI rendered New York City. The Camera swings though major locations in the Manhattan area where previous Spiderman films have taken place. When we swing past a location we see still frame drawings from previous movies (Alex Ross esque Cartoons). We go by the George Washington Bridge and see clips of the Green Goblin from Spiderman (Animated). Then we swing past a shipping yard and see clips of Dr. Octopus from Spiderman 2 (Animated). The credits continue and we go by a church, we see an animated sequence of Spiderman ripping of his black costume and the symbiote falling on Eddie Brock. We swing past a recently constructed building and we see a slight recap of the last fight scene in Spiderman 3 (Animated). The audience sees Spiderman throw a pumpkin bomb into the symbiote and Eddie Brock jumping in. We see Eddie Brock/Venom explode in an animated sequence and we can clearly see that Eddie Brock is dead. The audience then sees a dying Harry Osborn in the arms of Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker (Animated). We then cut to an animated Spiderman swinging in New York and the animated figure turns into live action Spiderman. We see a full CG model of Spiderman and the audience begins to hear church bells. The Camera zooms in on the Spider symbol on Peters chest and the sound of the bells brings us into the first scene. END OPENING CREDITS.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF CHURCH- SPRING DAY
We see a church bells ringing on a spring day, PETER PARKER and MARY JANE WATSON are going to get married. Outside the front of a gothic style church we see a crowd of people waiting patiently. We then see AUNT MAY, the crew from the daily bugle (J.J.J., ROBBIE ROBERTSON, HOFFMAN, MISS BRANT) and others in attendance. J.J.J. is accompanied by his WIFE. CAPTAIN STACY and GWEN STACY are present at the wedding. GWEN STACY is standing next to FLASH THOMPSON and the two have started to date. We see that FLASH inexplicably has a broken arm. AUNT MAY is talking to a group of people while waiting for the bride and groom to show up. AUNT MAY is standing next to ANNA WATSON, her best friend and MARY JANES Aunt.
GWEN STACY
Anna showed me the gown, Mrs. Parker. Its stunning!
AUNT MAY
(Laughing)
Well, you dont need to thank me. Mary Jane has very good taste in tailors
ANNA WATSON
(Interrupting)
So tell me Gwen, how long have you known my Niece?
ANNA WATSON gives FLASH THOMPSON a dirty look and waits for GWEN to reply.
GWEN STACY
Well, I know Peter from school and along the way I met MJ. Theyre great friends to have.
FLASH
Gwen just likes MJS shoe collection, thats the only reason why they hang out at all.
ANNA WATSON
Do I sense a hint of jealousy Flash Thompson? Your not still upset about Mary Jane leaving you?
FLASH
(Half joking)
MJS a great friend, but shes not the type of girl you wanna date. Come to think about it, neither is Gwen.
GWEN elbows FLASH in the side and we see ANNA WATSON let out a small laugh. We cut to J. JONAH JAMESON talking to CAPTAIN STACY.
J.J.J
Thats right. I taught Peter everything he knows. That kid would be on streets eating dirt if it werent for me.
CAPTAIN STACY and his WIFE look amused and nod as JAMESON is going on. We see AUNT MAY look at her watch.
AUNT MAY
I dont understand. I called Peter five minutes ago and there was no answer.
JAMESONS WIFE
Do you think they got cold feet?
J.J.J
I dont know, dear. I thought Peter was made of sterner stuff.
We see a Taxicab race down the street and make a screeching stop. Mary Jane is in her wedding gown and throws the driver some change. She rushes towards the group of people.
MARY JANE
(Oblivious)
Sorry Im late! I had to make sure that my hair was just perfect Peter?
Mary Jane looks around for Peter.
AUNT MAY
I..Im afraid he isnt here yet, dear.
J.J.J
(Whispering to wife)
Serves the girl right for standing up John
J.J.JS WIFE
(Whispering back)
You know how John was he was such a dog sometimes
MARY JANE
He .hes not?
GWEN STACY
Gosh, MJ, I . Im sure theres a reason.
EXT. NEY YORK CITY STREETS-DAY
Immediately we cut to SPIDERMAN following a white van at very high speeds. Police cars peruse the van and cant keep up
as fast as SPIDERMAN can.
SPIDERMAN
(Narrating)
There is no good reason, thats exactly what MJ would say if she saw me now. These guys picked the perfect day to knock off a Jewelry store.
We see SPIDERMAN close in on the white van full of thugs. We then see a shot inside the van. There are three THUGS with automatic weapons and shotguns inside.
THUG 1
Id hate to tell you this guys .but the spiders on our tails!
THUG 2
The spider that chump .my grandmother can hit harder than he can.
The THUG looks in his side view mirror and doesnt see anything. Then we see SPIDERMAN pull the Thug out of the van.
THUG 1
(Driving)
Get this freak offa me!
The other THUGS caulk their guns and start to shoot at SPIDERMAN. The group of police cars have started to catch up to the van.
SPIDERMAN
Well then granny must have been drinking her milk.
SPIDERMAN punches the thug and throws him off of the van. He makes a net out of webbing to catch the thug.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF CHURCH-SPRING DAY
The audience is taken back to the church where we see a very angry MARY JANE WATSON waiting for Peter.
MARY JANE
There is no good reason why hes late! (Whispering) even if he is Spiderman.
EXT. NEW YORK CITY-DAY
We cut back to SPIDERMAN on top of the white van. The vehicle is speeding out of control and is about to hit an old woman crossing the street. One of the THUGS is trying to steer the car from the passengers seat. We see the other THUG watching whats going on.
THUG 2
(To THUG 3)
Well dont just sit there! Squash that bug!
SPIDERMAN then jumps through the open drivers window and kicks THUG 2 out of the van. SPIDERMAN slams on the breaks stopping inches away from the old woman crossing the street. The old woman doesnt notice the van and continues crossing the street.
SPIDERMAN
Youre welcome would be nice.
THUG 3 hits SPIDERMAN in the back of the head with his shotgun. SPIDERMAN reacts by holding his head and hitting THUG 3 without looking back. THUG 3 collapses and is unconscious. SPIDERMAN gets out of the van to see that the police cars have finally caught up. SPIDERMAN is still holding his head.
POLICE OFFICER
Thanks Spidey, we woulda never caught these guys if it werent for you.
SPIDERMAN
Dont mention it.
SPIDERMAN picks up a burlap bag full of diamonds and tosses it to the police. SPIDERMAN swings away from the scene and off to the wedding. The Police officers look into the bag and see thousands of diamonds.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF CHURCH-DAY
Cut to a diamond ring being held by PETER PARKER. PETER puts the ring in his pocket and runs towards the church.
PETER
M.J.! Sorry Im running behind! I,..uh, had a little trouble getting dressed.
PETER stops by a staircase and puts his shoes on. MARY JANE smiles and laughs at Peter putting on his shoes.
MARY JANE
So..if it wouldnt be too much to ask. Id like to get married now Peter Parker.
We see that there is a hole in PETER PARKERS jacket pocket and the ring falls out. FLASH THOMPSON picks it up and puts it in his pocket instead of giving it to PETER. The group of people finally enters the Church.
INT. CHURCH-DAY
We cut to a close up of MARY JANE and PETER PARKER standing at an alter. GWEN STACY is MARY JANES maid of honor and FLASH THOMPSON is PETERS best man. We see a shot of J. JONAH JAMESON sitting next to his wife in the Church.
J.J.J.
I doubt if itll last.
MRS. JAMESON slaps JONHAS knee and looks annoyed. She then watches the ceremony intently. We see AUNT MAY sitting next to ANNA WATSON and they are both crying and wiping their tears away with matching handkerchiefs. We see the PRIEST (BRUCE CAMPBELL) stumble out and onto the alter. The PRIEST looks drunk and can barley keep himself standing. The PRIEST is wearing Elvis sunglasses and looks like he just got back from Las Vegas.
PRIEST
(Mumbling)
We are gathered here today to witness the coming together of two people uh. What are your names?
PETER PARKER and MARY JANE WATSON look confused and then stare at each other in amazement.
PETER
(Annoyed)
Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson
PRIEST
Do you Peter Porker take Mary Jean Wonton as your awfully wedded wife?
PETER looks into MARY JANES eyes and MARY JANE has never looked more beautiful.
PETER
I, do.
PRIEST
(Whispering)
Hey, kid wheres the ring?
PETER
Oh, its right here.
PETER feels around in his pocket and cant find the ring. He realizes that there is a hole in his pocket. FLASH goes up to PETER and hands him the ring.
FLASH THOMPSON
What would you do without me Pete?
PRIEST
Put it on her finger.
PETER
What?
PRIEST
The ring numb nuts.
PETER slips the ring on MARY JANES finger and MARY JANE blushes.
PRIEST
Do you Mary Jean Wonton take Peter Perkins as your lawfully wedded husband?
MARY JANE smiles at PETER and seems almost as if she were in High School again.
MARY JANE
I, do.
MARY JANE places a cheap silver ring on PETERS finger and looks like shes about to cry.
PRIEST
(Rushing)
If there are no objections, by the powers vested in me by the sovereign state of New York I now pronounce you husband and wife! You can kiss the bread.
MARY JANE and PETER share their first kiss as husband and wife and seem extremely happy. We hear wedding bells and we see that the PRIEST has fallen asleep. MARY JANE and PETER PARKER exit the Church.
EXT. OUTSIDE OF CHURCH-DAY
We see confetti fly as PETER and MARY JANE exit the Church. CAPTAIN STACY shakes PETERS hand and AUNT MAY interrupts.
AUNT MAY
If only Uncle Ben could see you now. Youve truly grown into the man we expected you to be.
PETER PARKER
That means a lot Aunt May.
AUNT MAY hugs PETER and pats him on the back. MARY JANE is talking to GWEN STACY and looks back at PETER. FLASH THOMPSON grabs both PETER AND MARY JANE and flags down a taxi. FLASH shoves them into the taxi and talks to the cabby.
FLASH THOMPSON
Take em to the nearest motel chief!
The cabby laughs and looks back at the recently married couple. PETER and MARY JANE are also laughing and wave out of the window as the taxicab speeds off. We see the crowd of people clapping and waving goodbye to PETER and MJ.
INT. BAGLEY LABS (EMPIRE STATE UNIVERSITY)-NIGHT
We see a complex lab area filled with equipment and reptiles in cages. DR. CONNORS is sitting next to a male scientist looking into a microscope. We see that DR. CONNORS right arm is missing and is covered by a button on his shirt.
SCIENTIST CHANG
Are you ready for the DNA sample to be added Curt?
DR. CURT CONNORS
(Looking into the microscope)
Yeah, I think its finally going to work this time Chang.
We see SCIENTIST CHANG add a drop of some organic liquid into a Petri dish with a syringe and back up slowly.
DR. CONNORS
It looks like its regenerating the old cells just as before. It just needs to be more stable.
SCIENTIST CHANG
Adding stabilizing agent.
SCIENTIST CHANG adds another substance to the mixture of compounds.
DR. CONNORS
Just hold together, this one time.
We see a computer monitor with the microscopes image on it. We can see cells start to die in a matter of seconds.
DR. CONNORS
Damn it! I cant figure out why it destabilizes. There has to be something that can help in the regeneration process. Something that will bond with the DNA.
SCIENTIST CHANG
(Exhausted)
I think we should call it a night Doc. My wifes gonna be worried sick.
DR. CONNORS
Go on ahead Chang. Ill see you in the morning.
SCIENTIST CHANG
(Yawning)
Dont stay up too late Curt.
DR. CONNORS
(Biting on a pencil)
Yeah, uh hu.
We see SCIENTIST CHANG leave the lab and close the door. We see a green light shining on DR. CONNORS face as he tries to figure out the problem.
DR. CONNORS
There has to be something that can bind this stuff together. Something to keep it stable.
DR. CONNORS looks tired and rubs his eyes. He gets up and walks around the lab area. We see a lizard open its mouth as DR. CONNORS walks by. DR. CONNORS picks up a picture of his wife that is sitting on the lab bench. DR. CONNORS looks into the picture and can see the reflection of the symbiote in the background. DR. CONNORS turns around and opens a refrigeration unit that the symbiote is being held.
DR. CONNORS
Where the hell did Peter find this thing anyway? I cant believe that theres nothing on the records about it. Its a completely new organism.
DR. CONNORS then has a moment of inspiration and picks up the container holding the symbiote. He then sits back down at the lab. DR. CONNORS takes a miniscule sample of the symbiote and puts it in the compound.
DR. CONNORS
If this stuff can bond to anything it touches, I dont see why I cant use it to bond the cells together.
DR. CONNORS looks into the microscope again and looks at the cells.
DR. CONNORS
Hold together. Comon just this one time
After a few seconds the cells start to regenerate and rebuild one another. The serum seems to be a success.
DR. CONNORS
Ha! After all this time. It works! It really works! I cant believe it. This is amazing.
DR. CONNORS looks at his arm and then at the serum. He cleans up the lab and shuts off the lights. We can see the symbiote squirming inside of the refrigeration unit as DR. CONNORS leaves.
INT. PETER PARKERS OLD APARTMENT-NIGHT
We see PETER and MARY JANE sitting on a mattress in an empty room. PETERS window is open so they can feel the nights breeze.
MARY JANE
Some honeymoon tiger. It sure beats a place like Hawaii or the Bahamas.
PETER
Hey, this place has a lot of character. We just need a few palm trees, a wading pool and you wouldnt be able to tell the difference.
MARY JANE
Youre the only guy I know Pete who could pull off a wedding where the Priest is drunk and a reception at Chinese Restaurant.
PETER
You didnt like the Mock Duck?
PETER and MARY JANE stare at the stars outside and then into each others eyes. They are about to kiss and then we hear a knock at the door. PETER gets up and lets out a sigh. PETER opens the door to see MR. DITKOVITCH and his daughter URSULA standing with a homemade cake.
MR. DITKOVITCH
This isnt my idea, but heres a cake. Congratulations.
URSULA
(Embarrassed)
Poppa! We wanted to wish you and Mary Jane good luck and
MR. DITKOVITCH
And, that we got your final rent check in the mail. Now Lets leave them alone Ursula.
URSULA peeks in to see MARY JANE sitting on a mattress and waves hello. MARY JANE waves back.
URSULA
Bye Mary Jane!
MR. DITKOVITCH pushes URSULA away from the door and gives peter the chocolate cake.
MR. DITKOVITCH
We need to leave these people alone Ursula!
MR DITKOVITCH and URSULA argue in Russian and PETER slowly closes the door and locks it.
PETER
I thought theyd never leave.
MARY JANE
Lets see that chocolate cake tiger.
We see PETER set the cake down and kiss MARY JANE. We then pan to a full moon in the night sky.
INT. RYKERS ISLAND-NIGHT
We see a TWO PRISON GUARDS walking down a row of cells. One of the guards is tapping on each of the cells with a Billy club as he walks by.
PRISON GUARD 1
Thank God this guys being transferred. Hes one of the most dangerous inmates here.
PRISON GUARD 2
Why transfer him? They should have put a bullet in his head a long time ago.
PRISON GUARD 1
I hear their taking him to some sort of Lab to be tested on.
The GUARDS arrive at cell number 361. The Guards turn on the lights in the cell and see a redheaded man sitting in a corner (KASADY).
PRISON GUARD 2
Time for your change of locale Kasady. Put your arms where I can see them.
CLETUS KASADY stands up and puts his arms through the bars of the cell. A guard handcuffs him and we can see that there are scars covering KASADYS arms. One of the GUARDS opens the cell door and they escort KASADY out. We see the guards place KASADY on an upright stretcher (silence of the lambs) and roll him past the other cells. We hear other inmates scream and cheer as they roll KASADY out of the complex. Inmates throw toilet paper and other miscellaneous items at the GUARDS and KASADY. KASADY just smiles as they roll him to a helicopter.