Top 9 Manliest names.

[Noir]

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2434

Our culture is full of manly men doing manly things. And those men, invariably, have manly names. John Rambo. John Matrix. John McClane. Hollywood writers know what side their bread's buttered when it comes to first names.
But, then there are those real-life men walking around who, by design or coincidence, have been gifted with names so manly you'd expect their penis to rip free of their pants and attack passersby.




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[Steve Rogers]

Dick Pound lol

 

[terry78]

Magnus von Magnusson is just the best name ever. Honestly.

 

[hammy]

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster (not an actual photo) t: t: t:

 

[Darthphere]

Cracked.com has interns?

 

[The Evolutionist]

Staff SGT. Max ****ing Fightmaster

Oh that is awesome, now only to find a mate that will alow me to name my kid that.

 

[Noir]

Cracked.com has interns?

Your lookin' at him.

 

[xwolverine2]

Marv lol

 

[Darthphere]

Your lookin' at him.

My lookin' at him?

 

[Noir]

My lookin' at him?

..Hmm.. I guess I'm not an intern as much as a member of the peanut gallery

20 Hype Points for whoever finds Staff Sgt. Fightmaster's myspace.

 

[POWdER-man]

Just saying that name will put hair on your chest. Even if you're a woman.

Girls, please don't say Max's name out loud.

*snicker*

 

[Abaddon]

hahahahahaha

 

[Noir]

hahahahahaha

what is he holding in his hand..

 

[terry78]

what is he holding in his hand..

His namesake.

 

[Noir]

Has anyone found Staff Sargent Max Fightmaster's myspace yet?

 

[Ben Urich]

Any of the names used in the MST3K version of Space Mutiny work well.

• Hack Blowfist
• Buff Hardback
• Butch Deadlift
• Flint Ironstag
• Bulk Van Der Huge
• Reef Blastbody
• Buff Drinklots

...to name a few.

 

[Noir]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=70398878

I FOUND IT.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Any of the names used in the MST3K version of Space Mutiny work well.

• Hack Blowfist
• Buff Hardback
• Butch Deadlift
• Flint Ironstag
• Bulk Van Der Huge
• Reef Blastbody
• Buff Drinklots

...to name a few.

that's exactly what I was thinking

 

[bell110]

hahahahahaha

His name sucks. He should have been Dick Rockhard.

 

[Ice-man]

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2434

Our culture is full of manly men doing manly things. And those men, invariably, have manly names. John Rambo. John Matrix. John McClane. Hollywood writers know what side their bread's buttered when it comes to first names.
But, then there are those real-life men walking around who, by design or coincidence, have been gifted with names so manly you'd expect their penis to rip free of their pants and attack passersby.




Crack is an amazing site.

lmao my school 5-0 guy is named John McClane, haha. i guess he is a manly man.

 

[Noir]

lmao my school 5-0 guy is named John McClane, haha. i guess he is a manly man.

ask him if he's ever been to Nakatomi Plaza.

 

[PLAS]

Sue makes for a manly man, whoever doubts it, just ask Johnny Cash

 

[Mr Jide]

Guy Mann

 

[PLAS]

Guy Mann

there was a guitar player called Guy Mann-Dude

 

[Eggyman]

Lol!